Mail Bag Update 2/1/10

I love how you guys try to insult talented people like Danny Gokey, then you endorse no-talent douche bags like Nick Mitchell. Just because all of you guys got rejected for being talentless doesn't mean you should show your stupidity and jealousy to the world. I'll bet the leaders of this site i.e. thefunnystone all are unemployed, overweight men living in their Mother's basements. You guys are probably also High School dropouts, so running this site is the best thing you can do in life.

-Ken

Your site is ridiculous.  First you need some major education...You are a bigoted idiot.  Adam has sold far more cds than Kris...His cd is amazingly good, his What do you Want from me video (all his videos) is great....the song is rising Billboard chart daily, and his cd has now gone Gold...Find someone else to pick on.... In addition if you do not like American Idol. .....DON'T WATCH IT FOOL!! NO ONE IS FORCING YOU TO WATCH THE SHOW.... GROW UP!!

-Kathy

Your site is very offensive! I understand tour attempting to be funny, but your're hurting the idol contestants who really want to win! How'd you feel if someone gave youa hard time if you were trying to reach your dreams? Stop bringing up everybody's past!  Antonella Barbra didn't want everybody to see those pics. Maybe david Hernandez didn't want everybody to Know he used to be a male stripper! While you promoted contestants like Scott Savol  and Sanjaya, you're hurting contestants who deserve it! Because of you Constantine, Mekinda Doolittle, and, Michael Johns, Carly Smithson  and Jennifer Hudson were voted off way to soon. Also, Stop Calling Danny a dead Wife pimper! That's been run into the ground! His new single, "My Best Days Are Ahead of Me" has peaked at number 41 on the hot country charts. Tthat good for someone who hasn't gotten as much screen time as Adam or Kris! I heard you started this site to ruin the credibility of American Idol and to make fun of the show! If you don't like the show, don't watch it!

P.S As you have seen in season 8 the judges have the save, so trying to ruin AI is futile. See ya later bitches!

-Erik

the worst on American Idol for yrs is Paula Abdul..   Finally they came to there senses and won't hire her.   I'm tired of skipping thru past her horrible, bumbling, comments.   Good riddence.

-George

Vote for the worst? I got a better mission, how about trying to find a way to get this show off the air, once and for all?

-CK

While doing a search on Tara Oram Iast night I came upon your website.  I had hoped to read your website and see others who would celebrate a person that I consider 1 of the brightes talents in country music today but what I got was a disgusting and despicable thrashing of someone who doesn't deserve it.

I can get if you don't like Tara's style of music, I mean not everyone likes country but when you call someone what you called Tara on that forum (A hooker) then it's not funny anymore.

I don't know what Tara does in her personal life nor do any of you but to call her a hooker is slander.  None of you people know Tara Oram so to call her that is unfounded and something for which you should all be ashamed.

Also Tara was called ugly a lot on your forum;  I know that different people may have different taste in women than me but to all the guys on the forum:  How can you honestly say Tara Oram's not good looking? To me she's one of the most beautiful girls I've ever seen.  She's someone who's not only beautiful but she has more talent in her little finger than any of you do in your whole bodies.

Also you took a lot of shots at Tara being proud of being from Newfoundland.  What's wrong with that?  Far to many people when they become big stars forget where they're from but not Tara.  She's really proud of being from Newfoundland and Labrador and for that she should be celebrated not berated.

I know I sound like an overzealous Tara fan but I'm not.  Still I'm not going to stand by and watch as idiots take pot shots at someone who has come so far and doesn't deserve it.

So to all of you guys on your forums grow up and instead of insulting someone who has talent get out of your parent's basement and into the real world.

-Tony

You guys are kind of hypocrites. You tell people to "vote for the worst" but then mock the supposed "good" ones. Wouldn't that make them the worst? How come you don't tell people to vote for them then?

-Catherine

Love the site. So entertaining. I accidentally called my mother a sparkle cow the other day. Oops.

-Tyler

after adam lambert lost american idol this DOUCHE at my school told us about you MOTHERFUCKERS and how YOU made him win, i told my sister julie about it and she CRIED like so hard and shes been depressed for like MONTHS now and its BECAUSE of you douches, i no your all smiley right now and are like, 'hahaha this girl is stupid' but im not, im smart and i KNOW that you KNOW that deep down in your goddammed HEART that you know ADAM should have won because you dont REALLY think kris shouldve won and you KNOW that its because of you that julie is sad and stuff and its your fault, i hope you read this and you HER me loud and clear cuz julie's sad STILL but dont think im NOT sad about kris winning im like relly pissed at you but more importantly im disappointed that GOD would create you guys because he makes all things with a PURPOSE but i dont see a purpose in you guys your just sitting around all day jacking off to like porn and stuff cuz you CANT get a girl and you live in your moms house and shes old, and by the way im petitioning american idol to see if they could get adam lambert back on americn idol or something so they can FAIRLY judge it and your votes wont count and one of the producers said they liked the idea so you just wait cuz youve lost your voting priveleges FOR GOOD hahahaha

-Memory

I have been a fan of your site for months now. Though I admit that I have my personal faves in AI, you guys never fail to make me laugh. I love your site, and I hope you continue to bash every douche you spot! :D

-Bluewriter

Skii Bo Ski may not only be the most awesome VFTW pick ever, he may - MAY - be the Best Idol Contestant Ever. First of all, he's the first openly Polish contestant (finally!) Next, and most important, he's even less coherent than Randy Jackson. Let's see now... Paula's gone, with her big $$$ salary; Cowell is leaving with his big $$$ salary, Kara is most likely working for peanuts (literally) so with Ellen working cheap because she loves the job, all they need is to put in the fix for Skii Bo Ski to win, thereby establishing his music industry cred (is there such a thing?), then hire him to play the Randy Jackson role as the third judge. With such a drastic drop in their labor costs, the profit margin should be favorable enough for AI to return for Season 10 no matter if the ratings tank. Fox doesn't care; they left "Till Death" in the lineup for 5 years. The most awesome thing would be that Skii Bo Ski would be, for all intents and purposes, a VFTW

Plant on the judges' panel. I can't see him EVER voting a clown ass motherfucker through, only those contestants that would meet his own standards of Good Music and entertainment.

Come on, Fuller, the Star Power is oozing out of this guy. He deserves to have the whole Star Making Machine That Is American Idol behind him.

On another note, Best Season 9 Idol Moment so far - the shock and awe on Larry's face when he is told he missed the cutoff age by four decades. And you heard Cowell - "We haven't seen the last of you" or something like that. I look for Larry to show up on Cowell's non-age-o-centric "X Factor". That is if he can survive one more year.

-Producerbane

Hey VFTW People! What's up?

I was kind of bored and reading the VFTW page, which I've been following since Sanjaya (America's Biggest Failure) was on. I'd like to tell you guys that even though I'm a pretty intense Idol fan, I really enjoy your posts and stuff. I also have no frickin' idea why people take it so personally. I just know it's funny. And, if I understand how VFTW works, if their favorite idol is on VFTW, isn't that going to help them get more votes? I'm probably confused though, because idk if those crazy fans would be so upset if their favorites were actually being HELPED. I mean, isn't that what happened with sanjaya? all of america knew he couldn't sing, and he was just... i don't know... all i know is that i still wince at the sound of his name.

I hope one day to be on Idol, and i'd like to tell you that if the demented audition process actually lets me through, i wouldn't be offended to be on here, i'd actually find it kind of amusing. as should everyone else with a sense of humor. so maybe i'll see you in, lets see, two years minimum.    

-Kara

Y'all are my heroes, as far as AI is concerned. Just sayin. It's always fun to pop over here for a laugh. Keep it up.

-Tori

I seriously love you guys. I use you for backup when I'm afraid someone I like will go home. I was a HUGE Kris fan last season and you choosing him (yet not actually cause he was bad.) made me SO happy. Seriously, you guys are amazing and make me laugh. Those people in the rest of the mail bag (Cause, uh, you totally wanna put me in there, right?) who are dissing you totally don't have a sense of humor! I totally love this site! I can't tell you enough!

Can't wait for the next season! Anxiously waiting more from you!

Love,(Like, foshizzle. ;) I'm such a nerd.)

-Maddie