oh i can hope...can you imagine him calling kara out on her innuendos hahaha

That would be awesome! He could replace Randy with Riley Martin, Kara with High-Pitch Eric, and Ellen with Artie.

After each audition....

Howard: "Allright, hey now, let's take a vote. Riley, yes or no?"

Riley: "O kwa tanzin wan."

Howard: "Ok. High-Pitch?"

High-Pitch: "Who's High-Pitch? I'm Kelly Clarkson."

Howard: "Ok..... Artie?"

Artie: "WAAAAAA!!! I'm not going to Hollywood. WAAAAAAA!!!"

<p>I doubt it'll happen, but BEST IDEA EVER!</p><p>&;nbsp;</p><p>"Hey Aaron, are you gay? Bullshit, you're gay."</p><p>"Ashley...if you just went up a cup size you'd be perfect!" </p>

Howard on AI would be the best thing ever. He would have Ryan weeping by the end of every episode. And any sob stories would not work on him- he'd just give a run through of his horrible childhood growing up in Roosevelt, L.I.

Sadly, it'll never happen- he'll never move to California to do it

Oh well, there's always Eric the Midget...

I will be extremely upset if Howard begins judging. A huge reason I love the show is because it is not vulgar or obscene. It is fun to watch, and I can also watch it with anyone. Stern is such a vulgar and disgusting person that I don't see how he could clean up his remarks enough to keep the show clean.

Even if he did, I probably won't watch the show, knowing what a chauvinistic, vile, and immoral person he usually is. If Idol has standards for their contestants requiring them to be good citizens, they should hold the same standards for the judges. I hope the show producers pick an upstanding person to judge, or if they do pick Stern, that the show's rating plummet to the point that it no longer makes money.

The "Idol Gives Back" show would be hilarious, especially if they allow the prank phone calls to air.

"Hello. Thanks for calling Idol gives back. How much would you like to donate?"

"Yes, this is Captain Janks of the 82nd Airborne. I'd like to donate $25,000."

"Wonderful! And how are you paying for this?"

"I'm paying with Howard Stern's penis! Baba Booey! Baba Booey! Howard Stern! How-"

CLICK

"Hello. Thanks for calling Idol gives back. How much would you like to donate?"

"Uh Hi, this is Ethel! My husband &; I love the show and watch it all the time. We're really big fans."

"That's nice to hear. How much would you like to donate."

"Well, my husband &; I don't have too much money but anyone who gives $25, I'd be willing to give blowjobs to if it's $100 or more, I'd spread my ass cheeks and let them - "

CLICK

"What comments could you imagine Stern making to past contestants?"

The possibilities could be ENDLESS! Howard Stern will make a mockery to American Idol using the show more as a singing comedy series instead of a show that relies on talent (it's not as if there was any to begin in the first place). I say, bring it on!

The sponsors would never allow it. However, Stern has more of an idea what is playing out there than the Four Morons. On paper, it is brilliant.

@GreenCow

"if they do pick Stern, that the show's rating plummet to the point that it no longer makes money."

You do know you are on Vote For The Worst and what VFTW's mission is?

So Stern replacing Cowell is the best idea ever, right?

“I think people of lesser talent will become stars.”

~Howard Stern

He's perfect.