Howard Stern Apparently Isn't In Talks to Replace Simon Cowell

Posted by thefunnystone on Tuesday, February 09, 2010 at 12:17 PM EST
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Oh, Richard Rushfield. Why must you be such a killjoy? Boo. American Idol insiders say that Howard Stern was never in consideration to replace Simon Cowell on the American Idol judging panel. It was too good to be true, but we'd support any way to actually still make it happen. We're still pulling for Howard to be the nasty judge, Whitney Houston to be the crackhead judge, but who should the third be? Any ideas?


Smartie
Posted: 2/9/2010 at 12:26 PM Reply with quote
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Deb needs to yell at Richard some more, next time he calls into the radio show.

Scott Baio
Posted: 2/9/2010 at 12:48 PM Reply with quote
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How about a giant pile of talking feces?

Oh, you mean Randy Jackson is already a judge? You win this round, American Idol. You win this round.

thefunnystone
Posted: 2/9/2010 at 1:12 PM Reply with quote
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My boyfriend said they should cast an actual dog. And then switch the dog out like Lassie switched out randomly throughout episodes.

Best idea so far! And 100 times more useful than the current judges.

SeverusSnapeFan
Posted: 2/9/2010 at 1:30 PM Reply with quote
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"My boyfriend said they should cast an actual dog. And then switch the dog out like Lassie switched out randomly throughout episodes."

^ Awesome.

I have mixed emotions about Stern.

catiebug
Posted: 2/9/2010 at 1:39 PM Reply with quote
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So, wait for the third judge we need a black guy that nobody wants to hear speak? Kanye West, obviously.

thefunnystone
Posted: 2/9/2010 at 1:44 PM Reply with quote
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Kanye is perfect. He'd insult everyone!

Moxie
Posted: 2/9/2010 at 1:46 PM Reply with quote
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^^^^^

I was thinking (M.C.) Hammer. Is his reality show still on the air? Even if it is, I'm sure he's available for a higher paying gig. And just think of the fabulous dance routines he could teach the finalists to do...a la Abdul.

SeverusSnapeFan
Posted: 2/9/2010 at 2:23 PM Reply with quote
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Someone mentioned Ozzy O. as a judge. That idea is growing on me. No one can understand him and we'll never know if he was praising or dissing a contestant. I think he is perfect replacement for all 4 judges.

AwwwHereItGoes
Posted: 2/9/2010 at 2:28 PM Reply with quote
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Howard Stern would be an ass to the other judges and rude to the contestants. The idea was amazing but I knew it was too good to be true. :(

porksword
Posted: 2/9/2010 at 3:25 PM Reply with quote
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"we need a black guy that nobody wants to hear speak?"

Then it's a good thing OJ is currently incarcerated.

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