Kara DioGuardi Poses for Maxim Magazine... Maxim Magazine Offends Subscribers' Eyes

Posted by thefunnystone on Wednesday, February 10, 2010 at 1:09 PM EST
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Desperate for attention, surfboard Kara DioGuardi poses in "sexy" poses in Maxim Magazine. Don't say we didn't warn you. Don't eat for 30 minutes before looking at these pictures or else.

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penguins_and_paradigms
Posted: 2/10/2010 at 1:21 PM Reply with quote

Ughhh. Gross.

SPOON
Posted: 2/10/2010 at 1:21 PM Reply with quote
Location: Location: Location:

What the hell is that lump under her left breast?  They really need to hire some better photo shoppers.  :::gag

T.J.
Posted: 2/10/2010 at 1:23 PM Reply with quote
VFTW's Lifeguard Location: Doing an Awkward Elbow Dance.

AAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Analog_Kid
Posted: 2/10/2010 at 1:25 PM Reply with quote
Location: Middletown

That is just nasty. Bikini Girl she ain't!!!

T.J.
Posted: 2/10/2010 at 1:32 PM Reply with quote
VFTW's Lifeguard Location: Doing an Awkward Elbow Dance.

Now that I'm no longer blinded by that atrocity, I can further analyze the photo. *Shudders*

It looks like she's dancing to "YMCA."

It seems appropriate that they photo her while she's wet.

The Pilsbury Doughboy has a better tan than that.

She does not look good in red. Or blue. Or green. Or black. Or white. Or yellow. Or...

Ugh. Now I'm going to bleach my brain.

oVen heaD
Posted: 2/10/2010 at 1:34 PM Reply with quote

NO!

I have the same shirt!!!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!

SeverusSnapeFan
Posted: 2/10/2010 at 1:48 PM Reply with quote
Location: Atlanta, Ga

OH GAG! THAT PIC... WITH HER LEGS OPEN...

JESUS SAVE ME. CLEAN MY MIND... CLEAN MY MIND.

I REPENT. JESUS, BUDDAH, MOHAMMAD, SOMEONE HELP ME.

SAQUISHA-MISHA
Posted: 2/10/2010 at 2:01 PM Reply with quote
Location: IMMA BLOW THIS MOTHERFUCKER UP!

What a fucking desperate bitch.

shirkie
Posted: 2/10/2010 at 2:09 PM Reply with quote
Location: Naperville

I think she looks good. I wouldn't kick her out of bed, personally. But now that I see Kaley Cuoco is on the cover I MUST have this issue. Sucks there aren't any good mainstream lesbian magazines that can attract celebrities as centerfolds, we have to rely on Maxim and FHM. Sigh.

Edit: Damn, it's Amanda Bynes on the cover. Screw that, I used to watch her on "All That" back when she was like 5. I do NOT want to see her near-nekkid.

Smartie
Posted: 2/10/2010 at 2:16 PM Reply with quote
Anorexia Face Location: are they ceiling Lauren fat?? :O

EUGHHTGRLKTGNRTREGT:KREGN ZTOP STOP MAKE IT STOP WHY WOULD SHE DO THIS? DESPERATE UGLY HAG!!! FJOJTTJ#WTJW#JTO#R%UT@T$

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