America's Best Dance Crew - Poreotix

Posted by thefunnystone on Friday, February 12, 2010 at 5:01 AM EST
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Keep an eye on Poreotix on America's Best Dance Crew. They totally embrace the VFTW mentality. Instead of picking a hip hop song, they dance to Taylor Swift and cheese it up big time with props and silly faces. If they can keep this up, we have no choice but to support them. ABDC airs Thursdays at 10 PM Eastern, so tune in next week to see if Poreotix keeps up the shenanigans.

kmantoni
Posted: 2/12/2010 at 6:20 AM Reply with quote
Location: Winchester, VA

That was WAY too Awesome!!! Damn! Now I'm going to have to watch that stupid show. Thanks.

FenderBender
Posted: 2/12/2010 at 7:03 AM Reply with quote
Village Idiot Location: in a village

YAY!!! Looks like we got John and Edward, and Steve, and Dave, and Matt, and . . .

Yellow Ranger
Posted: 2/12/2010 at 8:46 AM Reply with quote

Sweet merciful crap, that was awesome. Loved the Kanye bit.

SAQUISHA-MISHA
Posted: 2/12/2010 at 10:13 AM Reply with quote
Location: IMMA BLOW THIS MOTHERFUCKER UP!

lol so funny

Kazyan
Posted: 2/12/2010 at 2:19 PM Reply with quote
Location: Nowhere

HEY! When did ABDC suddenly become awesome? >:(

Ravenbomb
Posted: 2/12/2010 at 3:37 PM Reply with quote
Location: Home is where you're happy

Yes.

SPOON
Posted: 2/13/2010 at 4:06 AM Reply with quote
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They're funny, creative and entertaining.  I guess that means they don't have a chance in hell.  :c /

lunareclipse
Posted: 2/13/2010 at 4:18 AM Reply with quote
Location: Anachronistic Antidisestablish- mentarianism: A Case Study.

They're like JedWard squared or something. I love them. Now I've got to watch this show...

votingforthebest
Posted: 2/13/2010 at 7:11 AM Reply with quote

I'm not sure that you understand how ABDC works. Dancing in a hip hop style really has nothing to do with the music you dance to. A lot of crews (like this one) that are well known and established in the hip hop dance community dance to various styles of music. This crew is known for their sense of humor and originality, which is why they chose Taylor Swift. If you think that having a sense of humor makes a crew "the worst" then you must never have heard of Quest Crew. But I hope you do stick with Poreotix as your "worst" crew, because they're great dancers who deserve a lot of votes. I just hope you can see that they are by no means at all the "worst crew."

AnvilForever
Posted: 2/13/2010 at 7:29 AM Reply with quote
Location: IN AMERICA!!!

And I don't think you understand how VFTW works, but it says you just joined today, so you get a pass.

When we say "the worst," it doesn't necessarily mean in terms of skill. In the case of Poreotix, we are considering them because they embrace the satirical spirit of VFTW. If you've read Dave or Chan's blogs on Idol, you can see that we are looking for funny above all else. Poreotix is one of the VFTW picks that gets chosen not because they suck, but because they are friggin hilarious.

Oh, and Dave's favorite ABDC crew is Fanny Pak, so there you go.

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