Adam Lambert Lets the Sparkle Cows Grab His Crotch During A Concert (Seriously)

Posted by thefunnystone on Saturday, February 13, 2010 at 6:41 PM EST
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While we totally don't give a shit about Adam Lambert's (lack of) career since we have a new batch of desperate contestants to have fun with, this bit is incredibly disturbing. At a recent concert that Adam did with Kris and Allison in New York City, reports surfaced that Adam (pictured below making a stupid face) was letting the Sparkle Cows grab his crotch while he sang. First off: Why would anyone want to grab that? Second: Dude, what the hell? Do you actually want overweight soccer moms reaching for your ginger junk? What the fuck is wrong with you? Hopefully selling your dignity is worth a few more records. Truly sad.

Fallen Angel Gabriel
Posted: 2/13/2010 at 6:54 PM Reply with quote
Moderator Location: Saint-Louis-du-Ha! Ha!, Québec

Every cow on the continent is going to be at his next concert hoping to grab a piece now. I guess he didn't care that there were little kids at this concert.

LuvRedHairRockers
Posted: 2/13/2010 at 7:20 PM Reply with quote
Location: Siobhan's fantard army

he realized he's not getting that hot male model ass like he wanted. i'm sure he's fantasizing those pleather-clad hands as leather chaps rubbing up on his junk

LuckyBlackCat
Posted: 2/13/2010 at 8:04 PM Reply with quote
VFTW Band Member

What a disgusting pig. He's a desperate whore.

Pieces_Of_Trash
Posted: 2/13/2010 at 8:11 PM Reply with quote
Pimps Up, Hoes Down Location: holed up in the compound

GROSS!

You can tell by the chubby fingers that they are fattys and old people fingers. I bet they wore the little leather gloves to hide their liver spots.

That is pure gross. Why would Madame lower himself to let those fat pudgy fingers grab his sock...I mean junk?

Pieces_Of_Trash
Posted: 2/13/2010 at 8:13 PM Reply with quote
Pimps Up, Hoes Down Location: holed up in the compound

The make up makes him look like a Harlequin clown.

Smartie
Posted: 2/13/2010 at 8:27 PM Reply with quote
Anorexia Face Location: are they ceiling Lauren fat?? :O

Yay Liza's doing another Cabaret show!

Pinkpride
Posted: 2/13/2010 at 8:38 PM Reply with quote
Location: In your room, plotting your demise.

That's what I like to call desperate.

bodie358
Posted: 2/13/2010 at 9:28 PM Reply with quote
Location: coarsegold, ca

Sorry guys. Look closely - the hands are not touching him. It's just the angle of the pic.

ineedalife
Posted: 2/13/2010 at 9:59 PM Reply with quote

His music is finally being officially released in the UK this April and I guess there are at least a couple concerts scheduled and a couple new songs being released just for Europe. (Maybe VFTW can find those? )

I read his album went "gold" which isn't exactly a failure, he's doing just fine so far.

That being said, I really hate the black lipstick... You can tell by the size of the hand vs. Adams body, the hands aren't touching him. At least not in that photo.

dafeedil
Posted: 2/14/2010 at 1:25 AM Reply with quote

That's probably the most action his nasty crotch has gotten aside from the crab parties it hosts every Saturday night. Equally vomit inducing is that I read somebody tweet that he got a boner from it. SEEEEE, I TOLD YOU HE ISN'T GAY HE GOT A STIFFY FROM A WOMAN TOUCHING HIS JUNK!! OMG !!!!111 **runs to get the puffy paint, glitter, KY and poster board**

This man is truly disgusting, and the women who actually want to touch it even more so. Also, WTF is up with the horrible circa 1980 harlequin makeup? How much more of his 15 does this tool have left?

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