So What the Hell Happened to Chris Golightly?

Posted by thefunnystone on Wednesday, February 17, 2010 at 3:00 PM EST
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Chris Golightly was in all of the group shots for the top 24 (see the picture, how can you miss that hideous hair?), but all of a sudden, Tim Urban was in the silly dance scenes. What happened? Chris was disqualified? BWAHAHAHAHA. Loving it! Best news of the week.

According to Idol360, Samantha Musa twittered that Chris was disqualified for having an old contract that he didn't tell them about. Love it! So now Tim Urban was swapped into the top 24 at the last moment and Chris Golightly is out. Bye bye Little Orphan Trannie. This is the best news of the week!


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adam_atrophy
Posted: 2/17/2010 at 3:07 PM Reply with quote
Location: Springfield, IL

wtfffff.
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T.J.
Posted: 2/17/2010 at 3:08 PM Reply with quote
VFTW's Lifeguard Location: Doing an Awkward Elbow Dance.

I'm really happy right now!
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eleanorrigbean
Posted: 2/17/2010 at 3:10 PM Reply with quote

I was mystified. When they showed ryan and the top 12 gang bang, he was there with his big hair and then poof, its the poor man's zack efron. wtf
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Smartie
Posted: 2/17/2010 at 3:11 PM Reply with quote
Anorexia Face Location: are they ceiling Lauren fat?? :O

Someone found his prison records.
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damientheomen3
Posted: 2/17/2010 at 3:12 PM Reply with quote
Location: New Jersey

funny how tim urban was the only even slightly decent dancer out of the guys...
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Analog_Kid
Posted: 2/17/2010 at 3:20 PM Reply with quote
Location: Middletown

With the untold billions Idol rakes in, you'd think they'd be able to afford to edit Orphan Trannie out a la Forrest Gump. But they obviously don't give a fuck.
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buckigrl78
Posted: 2/17/2010 at 3:29 PM Reply with quote

Maybe it has to do with the fact that he Tweeted on Jan. 16 that he was in the top 24? Talk about a MAJOR oops!!!

http://www.chrisgolightly.com/
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AwwwHereItGoes
Posted: 2/17/2010 at 3:40 PM Reply with quote

"BWAHAHAHAHA" is right! Good riddance, Chris!

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bluegenie
Posted: 2/17/2010 at 3:46 PM Reply with quote

Have you seen the bod on Tim??

http://data.idolforums.com/uploads/post-39202-1266454142.jpg

Thanks for being a douchebag, Chris!
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catiebug
Posted: 2/17/2010 at 3:54 PM Reply with quote
Location: Orange County

I'm so happy to hear this. Chris was so fucking fuggo, I couldn't believe it. My God, my eyes hurt just THINKING about it.
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