Chris Golightly Won't Shut Up About Being Eliminated

Chris Golightly never gained that skill of knowing when to shut the fuck up. But that's great news for VFTW, beceause finally this season got interesting! Little Orphan Trannie has been whining about his Idol disqualification due to a contract he was signed to. Some of his best quotes from USA Today and AI Now that make him look even more annoying:

Chris says an Idol attorney called him last night and told him he his ouster took place because he hadn't been forthcoming about his contract. "But I went and looked this morning," Chris says, "and I said, no, I was not in a contract. If he's trying to say that's what it was about, they're covering their ass." 

"It hurts, man. This hurts me so bad because I sleep in a garage. I have no money. I grew up in the foster care system all my life, being abused and everything. Music has always been my outlet. This is messed up what they're doing."

"This is [explicit] up what they’re doing, you know? They let Michael Lynch back on after he broke the contract. They said he breached it and his dad blabbed his mouth and they reinstate HIM, you know what I’m saying?...What’s going on? Where’s the justice in that?"  

Chris said he'd had a great Hollywood experience. "The second day of Hollywood Week, they were all like Chris, Chris, Chris," he says. "The third day, they're not allowed to say anything, because that's our final performance, but they were smiling and clapping and pointing, like, yeah, that's him, you know?

And the whole thing is, the inside scoop is that the vocal coaches of AI were saying that I’m the favorite to be in the top 3 because of my ability to sing and entertain when they saw me do Hollywood week and when they saw me do groups and when they saw me do the band the 3rd day they said that I was the favorite, that I had been the favorite. This is messed up man! This is REALLY messed up." 

This guy is hilariously delusional! Who knew he would've made an excellent VFTW pick after all? Chris says that he's working with his lawyers (that he pays with the money that he doesn't have), because he wants Idol to give him what he thinks he deserves... a record contract. Good luck getting anything after coming across like a whiny bitch in your interviews. But thank you for finally giving us something hilarious to laugh at during this season of Idol.