Here's One Guy Who's Not Happy About American Idol's Tim Urban

Posted by thefunnystone on Sunday, February 21, 2010 at 8:11 AM EST
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Turns out there was a guy named Tim Urban who appeared on The Apprentice a few years ago. And when he found out that there was now a Tim Urban on American Idol threatening his status as the entertainment world's most famous Tim Urban, well he was none too happy and took to his blog to share. The Apprentice's Tim found out about Idol's Tim when some teenage girls messaged him "u r soo hot!!!"

Tim's blog is really funny. The guy has a total Worster sense of humor. And honestly, if we have to choose now, The Apprentice's Tim seems a lot funnier and more awesome than Idol's Tim. Especially since Apprentice Tim says, "just as I'm getting comfortable, this little 20-year-old fucker pops in out of nowhere with his guitar." Awesomeness. We got your back, Tim.

Edited to Add: Better Tim updated his blog today.


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Dr. Heckle - Ms. Hyde
Posted: 2/21/2010 at 9:10 AM Reply with quote

That blog is hilarious! "I'M THE KING OF THIS CASTLE, BITCH." He's not going down without a fight.
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leelee25
Posted: 2/21/2010 at 9:30 AM Reply with quote
Location: Orlando

That's awesome. I want this Tim Urban to win.
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Ivette 2.0
Posted: 2/21/2010 at 9:43 AM Reply with quote
Location: Bates Motel

Hmm, it's weird that Apprentice Tim has a sense of humor, cuz when he was on the apprentice he was a complete douchenozzle who fell in love a hideous man-beast of a woman.
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Crash
Posted: 2/21/2010 at 9:52 AM Reply with quote
Location: Frauen amateur night at the strip club

Ha! Poor guy. Just wait til the frauen descend on him. He has no idea what he's in for. "OMG HOW DARE YOU CALL TIM URBAN A BITCH!!! HE IS A WONDERFUL YOUNG MAN WITH A BEAUTIFUL SOUL!!!!!"
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MLLASH
Posted: 2/21/2010 at 10:22 AM Reply with quote
Location: Memphis

Both are havesexwithable.

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joeyharmonic
Posted: 2/21/2010 at 10:26 AM Reply with quote
Laconic Bastard Location: Purrfect's catnip stash

Oh *that* Tim Urban - the one who got played for a chump by the Man-faced girl on the Apprentice? Good to see he has a sense of humor about it, but : bad luck Tim, your reign at the top of the Google charts just got Fired by hordes of tweenage girls who are going to fall in love with this uberly-gay christian boy.

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dafeedil
Posted: 2/21/2010 at 12:15 PM Reply with quote

Yeah, which one is married to Nicole Kidman?
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crazytom
Posted: 2/21/2010 at 1:07 PM Reply with quote
Location: Farmington MI

If he's so concerned about losing his Google Status as "The Tim Urban", he should hook up with some of those 15 year old girls.
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JohnnyDrama
Posted: 2/21/2010 at 2:45 PM Reply with quote
PaPa Fuck B**bs Location: Locked in a thread! Get me out of here!!

That Blog was hysterical. Thanks for the chuckle and posting this Dave.
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CandyGirl1411
Posted: 2/21/2010 at 3:46 PM Reply with quote

The much cooler Tim Urban has seen your post, since he tweeted the website link. LOL

http://twitter.com/timurban80

It also looks like he updated his blog.

Welcome to the Worster crowd, Tim! Loved you on The Apprentice and the proof is over at your threads at Survivor Sucks forums.
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