Worst 'American Idol' Semifinalists Ever - #9: Rodesia Eaves

Posted by thefunnystone on Tuesday, February 23, 2010 at 4:30 AM EST
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For the next two weeks, we're teaming with AOL Television to name the 10 worst 'American Idol' semifinalists ever. Here's our pick for #9. Check AOL Television tomorrow for the pick at #8. We'll be switching back and forth over the next 2 weeks to get the entire list of 10 up.

Name: Rodesia Eaves

Season: 1

Worst Performance: 'Daydream Believer'

Why We Loved Her (But Everyone Else Hated Her): Flash back to season one, before anyone knew that American Idol was going to become a worldwide phenomenon. And someone who was clearly unaware of what would become her legacy, Rodesia Eaves, exemplifies the naivete of the first crop of contestants.

Rodesia's video package made it look like Idol forced her to choose the song 'Daydream Believer', which it seems she'd never heard before in her life. All I can say is thank you to whoever made that decision, because it led to an unforgettable performance. Before singing, Rodesia promised that she was going to make the song her own, and boy did she.

With the overdone melisma from note one, you knew it wasn't going to be smooth sailing for Rodesia. The fact that Idol only allowed its semifinalists to perform with piano backing at this point also makes the performance extra awesome. 'Daydream Believer' is a VFTW victory from the awkward rocking back and forth to the growling of "Homecoming Queen" at the end. 

The cherry on the melismatic sundae is the fact that Paula and Randy genuinely like the performance. Randy seems to love it. Simon tears Rodesia a new one, and you can't help but feel a little sorry for her as she stands there in shame as he rips her apart. Rodesia's performance set the standard for the ridiculous style of singing that would become commonplace on Idol, and she earned a #9 spot on the countdown.

BrianDunklemansShrink
Posted: 2/23/2010 at 5:02 AM Reply with quote
Location: New York, NY

1:07 - OMG!

IdolInTheSky
Posted: 2/23/2010 at 5:28 AM Reply with quote
8 Hurricanes Later Location: Down here making Ryan feel taller

I haven't laughed this hard since the Japanese game show rendition of "We Are The World."

THANK YOU FOR POSTING!

dafeedil
Posted: 2/23/2010 at 6:02 AM Reply with quote

Oh God.

Esmerelda Fitzmonster
Posted: 2/23/2010 at 7:21 AM Reply with quote
Location: dirty jerz

How many times can Randy say "kinda"?

I forgot how low-budget the early seasons were and how godawful the contestants were. I miss that.

azurebird
Posted: 2/23/2010 at 7:36 AM Reply with quote
Location: Where I'm supposed to be

Yeah, she killed the original classic from The Monkees. Big Ouch.

Smartie
Posted: 2/23/2010 at 8:20 AM Reply with quote
Anorexia Face Location: are they ceiling Lauren fat?? :O

BWAHAHAHAHAHAH that was awesome <3

Ryan's outfit is hysterical! And Paula's coherent, shows how being on Idol forced her pill popping tendencies to fire up.

Damn Rodesia, you are hilarious HAHHAHAHA

eticketjedi
Posted: 2/23/2010 at 8:31 AM Reply with quote

I can't imagine what we're in for if this is only #9.

I always laugh when I see Brian in any of the season one clips.

Simon's hair was amazing back then.

arnold strokes
Posted: 2/23/2010 at 9:22 AM Reply with quote
Location: ca

Didn't she return a couple of years later as Fantasia?

Fallen Angel Gabriel
Posted: 2/23/2010 at 9:24 AM Reply with quote
Moderator Location: Saint-Louis-du-Ha! Ha!, Québec

This is why the Top 30+ format with the groups 1-3 is better than the Top 24 boy/girl format. We get more fodder trainwrecks like Rodesia who never would have made the Top 24.

montbrook
Posted: 2/23/2010 at 10:09 AM Reply with quote
Location: upstate NY

Wow, they've really come a long way. I never watched AI til sometime after I met my GF in late 2003... maybe 2005. Awesome video, thanks for posting!

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