Our Evil Plan to Get Tim Urban Even More Votes

Posted by thefunnystone on Friday, February 26, 2010 at 1:17 PM EST
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VFTW likes to work with delusional fan groups to help advance our causes. We haven't yet zeroed in on Haeley Vaughn's fan base, but we know exactly who's going to help us keep around Tim Urban: tween girls. So if you know any tween or teenage girls, please send them these shirtless pictures of Tim Urban and talk to them about how OMGSOCUTE Tim is and how he needs votes this Wednesday. The more tween girls we convince to join our cause, the better a chance Tim has to survive. If you're a parent, teacher, babysitter, or even a tween girl yourself, exploit your trust and we'll thank you for it. Tweens really know how to text.


LadyGlambert
Posted: 2/26/2010 at 1:28 PM Reply with quote
Joined: February 2010 Location: BAMF

Whoa, he has a great bod. Far better than Casey James. You go, Tim. *snaps fingers*

SeverusSnapeFan
Posted: 2/26/2010 at 1:30 PM Reply with quote
Joined: April 2008 Location: Atlanta, Ga

LMBO! What a hilarious post. I love it!

thefunnystone
Posted: 2/26/2010 at 1:31 PM Reply with quote
I Run This Joint! Joined: May 2006 Location: Wearing Your Favorite Chicken McNuggets in a Mariachi Band Pin

I'm not kidding. Start sending the picture. We needs as many obsessive tweens with unlimited text plans as we can get.

HatefulRegrets
Posted: 2/26/2010 at 1:33 PM Reply with quote
Joined: February 2010 Location: Woodbridge, Ontario, Canada

Tim's got my vote!

SeverusSnapeFan
Posted: 2/26/2010 at 1:34 PM Reply with quote
Joined: April 2008 Location: Atlanta, Ga

Consider it done Captain. *salutes*

Mosca
Posted: 2/26/2010 at 1:38 PM Reply with quote
Metal Skool with Kelly Clarkson Joined: May 2006 Location:

LOL, good one. Y'know, he seems so far like a nice enough kid. I liked his look, "OMG, I didn't get voted off?" I hope we can get him into the top 12.

rraws
Posted: 2/26/2010 at 1:38 PM Reply with quote
Joined: November 2008 Location: Tatiana's mental happy place

done and done <-----(laughs maniacally in his mind)

Moxie
Posted: 2/26/2010 at 1:40 PM Reply with quote
Joined: May 2008 Location: Ohio

I've seen these before...someone posted them already, I think. My question is, where are they from? It looks like he's in a contest, but I cannot tell what it's for. Brightest smile maybe??

cc64keys
Posted: 2/26/2010 at 1:43 PM Reply with quote
Joined: February 2008 Location: Boerne, Texas

Hellooooooo, Nurse!

LadyGlambert
Posted: 2/26/2010 at 1:48 PM Reply with quote
Joined: February 2010 Location: BAMF

I feel like Kara DioGuardi right now, but I'm so gonna post these other places online, if its fine, lol.

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