Mail Bag Update 4/9/07

Posted by thefunnystone on Monday, April 09, 2007 at 6:20 AM EDT
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okay I read your site that my math teacher takes about half an hour every day for the last two months, and its ruining our education we are three weeks beind thanks to your site. but that is not my reason you say you want people with real tallent to win. well how dose voteing for the worst person help that gole come true. get rid of the best to prove that you want the best to win, thats stupid. your site is bull and says the oppocite of what you want to happen. I don;t see why my math teacher has an obsession with your site.
-Lauren

THIS SITE IS COMPLETELY REDICULOUS!!!!!!!! AMERICAN IDOL IS FOR DISCOVERING TALENT NOT HAVING HORRIBLE PEOPLE STAY ON. SANJAYA STINKS! WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS TO DIE HARD AMERICAN IDOL FANS? ITS NOT FAIR TO THE ONES THAT ACTUALLY LIKE THE SHOW. SO STOP THE INSANITY!!!!!!!! YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED
-LuLu

you really have no life. i hope you get sewed from that danielle girl. no one likes you . all of the american idol fans think your stupid. sanjaya malakar is not going to win this thing ill make sure of it. im gonna be so happy the day you get sewed.
-AnimalLover3492

I cannot thank you guys enough for doing this. I have read a good portion of your mail bag, and it seems only failed adults or kids with down syndrome are bitching. American Idol has become nothing more than a cash cow, and we really need to get back to our lives. Every week, about 12 or so of my friends and myself try to vote a minimum of 50 times for Sanjaya. And each week, we encourage others to do the same. Push this kid to the top. He must win this shit. At this point in your hype, you could easily get a spot on Leno or Letterman to promote your site and cause. This is the great war of our time- Sanjaya winning this bullshit.
-Ryley

YOU GUYS ARE MEANIES!! I HATE YOU! YOU ARE RUINING ALL OF THE GOOD PEOPLES CHANCES OF WINNING! I KNOW YOU HATE AMERICAN IDOL! BUT YOU DON'T HAVE TO RUIN IT FOR US...PEOPLE THAT ACTUALLY LIKE IT....SUCH AS ME!!! OK SO SHUT UP!! YOU ARE MEAN~!! I HATE YOU GUYS!!!!UHHGGG! MELINDA MAKES PEOPLE CRY AND WE LOVE HER AND YOU ARE RUINING HER CHANCE!! STOPPPP!! I HATE YOU GUYS! MEANIE HEADS!!! YUCK YUCK! POO MONKIES!
-Audra

I WRITE TO YOU TO APPEAL TO YOUR CONSCIOUS. I AM SURE YOU REALIZE NOW THAT MOST PEOPLE ARE VISITING YOUR SIT AS OBJECTORS OF YOUR SPITFULFUL WAYS. IF YOU HAD AN OUNCE OF DECENCY. IF YOU HAS AN PICNG OF KNOW WHAT IS RIGHT AND WAT IS WRONG YOU WILL STOP WHAT YOU ARE DOING. YOU ARE SELLING YOUR SELF OVER TO BE POPULAR BY DOING WHAT MANY THINK IS ABSOLUTTELY WRONG. YOU MAY THINK THAT IF YOU DONT DO IT SOMEONE ELSE WILL. PLEASE SHARE WITH US YOUR MOTIVATION TO RUIN ONE DECENT SHOW ON TELEVISION. HOW DOES IT FEEL TO BE HATED BY MILLIONS. I KEEP TELLING YOU THAT SANJAYA HAS A HUGE INDIAN FAN BASE. YOU ARE HELPING IT.
-David

I just wanted to extend my deepest thanks for the up-keep and maintenance of this website. I think you guys are some of the funniest people to ever write a blog, and this website literally brings a smile to my face almost daily as I sit at my computer desk and pretend to work at this mundane office job all day long. I realize the amount of hate mail you must receive on a regular basis, and I just thought it would be nice to get an appreciative email once in awhile.
-Kelly

How do you sleep at night? You take away opportunities from the other contestants for a "more entertaining show," and let Sanjaya embarrass himself for another week. A fish out of water is not funny... It is cruel. Instead of vote for the worst, why not use your power and pick a better angle that doesn't hurt anyone...
-Elizabeth

The thought of voting for someone and getting their hopes up that they are actually good sucks.The American dream is based upon being good at what you do. Not the fact you have something against the tv show. If you have a problem with the show then write and tell them. Some people preform well under pressure and some don't. Sanjay does not preform well at all compared to others that have been kicked off. To get his hopes up for a record deal because you have a problem with the show is totally wrong. These kids needs to know the truth that they are not as good as you make them. The problem with society is nobody wants to offend anybody. Well wake up call, He sucks, and if I was the record producer I would give him $5000.00 and tell him don't waste my time.
-Tom

okay, i can't believe anyone would create a site to destroy american idol!!!! sanjaya is a horrible singer!!! he has no talent...but then there are the talented people on the show like Jordin, Blake, Chris and Melinda and you are ruining their chances....THIS SITE DISGUST ME!!!!! i am so mad that he is still on the show....I WOULD NOT VOTE FOR HIM IF MY LIFE DEPENDED ON IT!!!! i dont know anyone else who would either...and for all the people actually voting for him...why dont u try screwing up something else instead of the show ALL of america watches....DO NOT VOTE FOR SANJAYA!!!!!! HE SUCKS!!!!!!!
-Maria

this is the dumbest thing I have ever heard of, I can't beleive that someone has so much time on there hands, and can be so cruel to truley talented people that are being knocked off for someone who should have not been in the top 15.......
Sabrina should be brought back, Sundance, Gina, and Sanjah or whatever his name is should be off and never heard from again... If you people want a show try to get one and you produce the worst singers, Leave the Idol's to American Idol and the honest people who love to hear good music and singing, and see someone's career take of for what they deserve, this is not a joke to them.....I hope someone sues the pant's off all involved....
-Sheila

I had almost given up watching American Idol altogether because it sucks so bad! At times, it's just downright embarrassing! Between Paula Abdul being hopped up on Vicodin or Prozac or both, and the unbearable performances, I felt ashamed to sit through it. Then I heard you guys were campaigning for the worst contestant again this year: Sanjaya. I knew what I had to do. Unfortunately, the line was busy all night! On the flip side, that means you guys are doing your job! I really think Melinda is extremely talented, but it's worth it to me if she loses so Sanjaya can win and turn this whole corny, schmaltzy, embarrassing competition on its ear! If it all goes down in a ball of flames, I couldn't be happier.
-Natalie

what the hell are you doing F' in retards?!! y'all have no lives and U SUCK!!!!!
-Dan

I am from the UK and I agree with a lot that you have to say about the whole audition process. These so-called talent contests have been running here in the UK a lot longer than they have been in America, and you're right, they're fake. They have been edited heavily to emphasis certain charateristics of people. Over here, people only make it through if they have some type of sob story to keep them in the competition. During the audition process, they contact talent agencies, and use actors to add to the really bad auditioners. I know this, because I know someone who cannot sing and was asked by their agency to go on there and act a fool. Some past contestants are given invites to turn up.
Most of the public over here realise this, but what can you do? These "competitons" will continue running as long as desperate fame hungry people continue showing up for auditions.
Keep up the good work on your website and continue to try and make a
mockery of this farce!
-Yetunde

Hi, I am a young fan of American Idol and an anti-fan of vote for the worst!! WHAT THE HECK WERE YOU IDIOTS THINKING!!! This competition isn't about the image it's about making young people's dreams come true. There are some really talented young people out there waiting to be discovered and this is a way that they can!! What if because of you this show is canceled! I can't wait untill Tuesdays to watch my favorite performers sing! I'm a really big fan of Blake. I was also a really big fan of Chris Sliegh which happened to go home last week....hmmm i wonder who should have!! SANHJYA SUCKS AND I DON'T WANT TO LISTEN TO HIS FREAKIN ANNOYING VOICE EVER AGAIN!! That is kinda impossible since i love the show. The joke is up its not even funny anymore. it never even was! The person who makes the show great is Simon and he says he will quit if Sanjya wins. I will make sure something happens to this website and its creaters if something isn't done soon. I can't express my anger through this message! You don't want to know what i would say to you in person. I HATE this website! your worst fan,
-Lindsay

it is all your fault that sanjaya is still on idol. okay jokes over, we all know he sucks terribly but must you insist on ruining the show by keeping him on. if i were him and i knew that i was that terrible and yet i was still voted on week after week, i would die of embarrassment! please end this now!!!!!
-Nicholas

Just wanted to tell you how much I enjoy your website. SO great. I thought AI was getting a little boring, and then I discovered VFTW. I look forward to seeing Sanjaya every week. It's pretty much the only reason I watch it these days. I love how people think that Sanjaya has NO idea what's going on. Wake up! He is milking this for all its worth! I mean, what else can he do? Even though he isn't the best singer, he is a great performer, and I think people are more interested in him than everyone else. He is going to make a ton of money after AI. Sanjaya is definitly going to go down in Idol history. Sanjaya knows that there is no such thing as bad publicity, and he is going to make a killing off all this. Oh, and for everyone that thinks that AI is this great, wholesome family show with no corruption whatsoever, I laugh at you. AI was created for the same reason that any other show on TV was created...to make money. What do you think this industry is all about? As long as people are watching the show, the producers don't give a damn about who is getting kicked off. And Sanjaya is only helping the cause.
-Lizabeth

I THINK WHAT YOU PEOPLE ARE DOING IS REVOLTING. AI USED TO BE ABOUT FINDING A TRUE TALENTED PERSON! THIS WEBSITE RUINS THAT, AND WHAT ONCE WAS A GREAT THING. SUNJAYA IS A JOKE, JUST AS THIS SITE. YOU PEOPLE ARE HEARTLESS AND CRUEL. NOT ONLY ARE YOU RUINING A PERFECT SHOW, YOU ARE LETTING PEOPLE THINK SUNJAYA CAN SING, AND HE CANT! YOU NEED TO SHUT DOWN THIS WEBSITE, ITS NOT RIGHT. ARE YOU PEOPLE SO HEARTLESS YOU ARE WILLING TO MAYBE RUIN A SHOW'S REPUTATION FOR YOUR OWN PERSONAL PLEASURE? I CANT BELEIVE ANYONE WOULD DO THIS KIND OF A THING. I HOPE YOU GET MANY LAWSUITS AND COMPLAINTS, CAUSE YOU DESERVE IT! YOU PEOPLE THINK THAT YOU ARE SO SMART FOR THIS CREATION, BUT YOU REALLY ARE INMATURE AND UNINTELLIGENT. I CANT BELIEVE THAT THIS IS GOING ON. I WILL STOP WATCHING AI IF THIS CONTINUES.
-Swimmergal511

I run the Zaba web site and have done for two seasons now ! I am an English Lord lording my views over what this year is the biggest pile of nauseous crap to hit the planet from Mars. Sanjaya Malakar is a toad , however , a spitting gloating toad of vocal proportions reminiscent of Mussolini's last shout upside down on the pole they eventually hung him from. The kid sings like an owl with vertigo . But ya know, he aint rotten to the core ,
why no, it's just his voice box has eaten so many vindaloo curies they've heated up his larynx to emit a wobble . The remedy , shoot the bastard.
-Kevin

To the creators of this site and the cock-sucking Howie Stern, I surely hope that someone out there will see you in public, beat your face ferociously, and when you are knocked out, wipe human shit all over your face, then piss in your mouths until the cells of your body are so saturated with piss that you excrete urine through every orifice of your body.
The piss falling off of your body will saturate the ground you walk on, hopefully, it will soak into your carpets and some god-foresaken bacteria will eat the flesh of your pets and family after growing in your carpets. Perhaps then you will be arrested for involuntary manslaughter on your family and pets because your egoes were so big you created such a
negative website, and because you refuse to take down this site you will serve 10
life-sentences for each death you cause. Then in jail, where there are only bitches who get fucked, and those who fuck, I hope they make you sit to pee on stools instead of urinals because you are bitches, and don't bother eating because your asses will be so ripped from your newfound rapist boyfriends the pain would be too intense in your ass for you to shit. Maybe someone in prison will rip off your penises and shove them in your
throats with your hands and legs tied down and maybe, just maybe you will suffocate
on that. I really think, that like the Columbine High School incident, you most likely, were a child that felt rejected by everyone. In some twisted attempt to get back at the world that shits on you, you try to take the joy out of everyone elses lives. What is sick is that you probably are stuck subconciously in a mindset of a twelve year old. You are some computer nerd child, and probably that weird neighbor that has the blinds closed on
every window. You probably don't have a job and play World of Warcraft all day long. As for Howard Stern, will you ever grow the fuck up? Your fan-base is white trash America because you are white trash yourself. Howard Stern and Marilyn Manson can suck each-others' dicks.
-Jason

I, myself, am a fan of Idol. I didn't start watching seriously until last year, when I discovered Taylor Hicks in the opening auditions. I agree that Kelly Clarkson is a completely molded and sculpted form of what Idol wants their performers to be, and then came Reuben, the big black guy, and then came Fantasia, the black girl, and to even it all out, Idol producers made sure Carrie Underwood became a country star...because we all know Idol has to reach every musical and age genre. Taylor Hicks is the only Idol who is original, unique, and unlike most musical artists today.
Point is, I make fun of Idol contestants on a regular basis as well. I almost died laughing when I read for the first time, "Melinda No-Neck Doolittle." And I can appreciate the many other ways you guys have made fun of, or ridiculed Idol hopefuls. Thank you for bringing a smile to my face each day, and thank you for your witty and HONEST opinions on this low-brow, overrated, yet highly-addcitive show.
And thank you for posting all of the emails with the most spelling errors. That alone is enough to make my day. People are so stupid, aren't they?
-Kelly

Fuck you whore! David your as useless as mold and smell just as worse.Your hatered towards American Idol is scarey why worry so much over a tv show.You need mental help ASAP!You are worthless dumb humen being .You are just a homeless assdigger that is leaching off us working people you FUCKING ASSHOLE LOSER MOTHERFUCKER YOU SHIT OF BRIANS COW SHIT TITTY SUCKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!My group and I will counterack your votes towards Sanjaya the TALENTED singer will win this year.I DEMAND THAT YOUR SITE BE DELTED OR THERE WILL BE HELL TO PAY YOU COW TITTY SUCKING GOAT FUCKER.NOBODY LIKES YOU AND YOU JUST SIT HOME ALL DAY PICKING YOUR ZITS AND SMELLING YOUR SHITTY BUBBLE BUTT
FUCK OFF GO JUMP OFF A CLIFF YOU ASS NUGGET
-Strawberry

Just wanted to say thank-you for what you guys are doing. My husband took my daughter to auditions for the first time last summer. Everything you say is the truth. I know you don’t believe me because I’m her mom but honestly if ever there was anyone qualified to make it past the first round it was my daughter. Of course she didn’t make it. We couldn’t make it until 5:00 the morning of auditions because she performed in a charity concert the night before. For that they got to sit in the stands for eight hours and watch people in clown suits and banana costumes get put through. By the time she got there they smiled at her and said thank-you. The woman said, “Sorry you didn’t make it.” My daughter could see that there was no more passes on the desk. It was obvious the guy thought she was good. My husband said he could see his face light up like a Christmas tree. Now we watch the show. My husband sits there and shakes his head at what got through. Then he gets up and leaves. It isn’t that she didn’t get through that makes him so mad, it’s what did get through instead. I been on some of the other message boards and people really don’t understand how the show is such an insult to people who have tried out and really work hard at what they do. I think the audition process is abusive to singers who really work hard. People defend the show “Oh it’s all in the name of good TV.” They say rotten things about votefortheworst.com. I get so annoyed with Simon sitting at the auditions sulking like a baby at the terrible auditions he has to sit through. I think this is strange since he is a producer of the show. I would think he would have some control over what was getting through to him. It’s all an act. Simon needs some payback. He needs payback for making my husband drive all night. He needs payback for making him and my daughter sit in the stands for eight hours without sleep. He needs payback for making them watch some silly guy in a banana suit sing a peanut butter and jelly song and make it through to the next round. He needs payback for making fun of all those people that he himself has some responsibility for putting them there in the first place. I hope Sanjaya wins and sells about as many CD’s as K-fed. I hope Simon loses money off him. So again thank-you so much. I’ll be voting for Sanjaya this week.
-KLW

Listen here buddy AMERICAN IDOL IS REALLY REALLY REALLY BAD NOW THAT GENA AND CHRIS ARE OFF!!!!! I no that you love it that people hate you but thats actually just SICK!!!! I hope one day people understand that your just a big nasty jurk and one day no will like you then who will feel bad. If you just call off the whole thing with IDOL then the world will be fine.
-Jessi

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SimonCrowell
Posted: 4/9/2007 at 6:42 AM Reply with quote
Location: LA, CA

Once again I find it necessary to declare my unending infatuation with Sangina. When I finally let down my guard and declared him "incredible" last week, few knew that it was from personal, intimate experience. He is the most beautiful woman I have ever met.

And may I assure you, my dear VFTW friends, that your efforts to build my ratings are truly appreciated. People who love AI watch the show. People who hate AI watch the show. People that usually could not care less, watch because of the controversy. Wait a minute, have you been sleeping with my producers???!!!????

You shameless hussies! I am quite proud of you.

Your friend,

Simon

justinsamber
Posted: 4/9/2007 at 6:43 AM Reply with quote

Somehow all of the people who are die hard American Idol fans and who hate this website can't spell. Is American Idol making the population stupider? I would actually like Sanjaya to get voted off because he's interrupting the news! Everyday I go online to read headlines and there is always something about this weird kid! I don't care, I don't care about American Idol, but the sooner he's gone the sooner these articles will stop.

KO24
Posted: 4/9/2007 at 7:02 AM Reply with quote
Location: Oklahoma

Lauren, perhaps when your math teacher is talking about us you should go ahead and get a jump start on your English homework, look like you’re falling behind.

Lulu, you’re at least the fifth person I’ve seen spell ridiculous like that and I still laugh every time.

ddkk
Posted: 4/9/2007 at 7:04 AM Reply with quote

This website is the funniest thing I have ever read. The only thing AI is worth watching for this season is Sanjaya and all the drama surrounding him. It's a popularity contest, nothing more, and he's winning it. I look forward every week to your commentary and Dr Chan's blog- hysterical. In addition to that, reading the mailbag and its mangled messages, threats, misspellings, etc. is a joy in itself. Keep up the good work!!

geminisoul8
Posted: 4/9/2007 at 7:17 AM Reply with quote
Location: Manitoba, Canada

[i] If you just call off the whole thing with IDOL then the world will be fine.[/i]

Did you hear that?

VFTW is the cause of AIDS, famine and war.

Zan
Posted: 4/9/2007 at 7:19 AM Reply with quote
Location: Midsouth

Don't forget to vote for Sanjaya on Tuesday. Go to myspace and request to be a friend.

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&;friendID=76757262

While your there check out the friend with the war dialer. Download this so your computer will automatically keep calling in and voting for Sanjaya every week.

If we do this, Sanjaya will be the next idol.

shattenjager
Posted: 4/9/2007 at 7:24 AM Reply with quote
Location: Delta, CO, US

Does anyone else think the funniest thing about these e-mails is that so many of them "know" that someone who got kicked off is immensely more talented than everyone else on it and it's ONLY VFTW's fault they got kicked off?

They can't even decide on one person! Some of them choose Chris Sligh (Who I don't think deserved to get to Hollywood just on singing--the jokes got him there.), some of them choose Sundance Head (Who had a great audition but was terrible after that and, more importantly, WAS the VFTW pick.), some of them choose Sabrina Sloan (Who got kicked off the same week as VFTW's pick, Antonella Barba, so VFTW CANNOT have gotten her kicked off), and one apparently chooses Gina Glocksen (Who was awful from day one in every possible way except seemingly being a nice person.). I've met 12-year-olds who have progressed beyond that level of egocentrism and failed logic.

WhowatchesIdol
Posted: 4/9/2007 at 7:27 AM Reply with quote
Location: Southern California

[quote]okay I read your site that my math teacher takes about half an hour every day for the last two months, and its ruining our education we are three weeks beind thanks to your site. but that is not my reason you say you want people with real tallent to win. well how dose voteing for the worst person help that gole come true. get rid of the best to prove that you want the best to win, thats stupid. your site is bull and says the oppocite of what you want to happen. I don;t see why my math teacher has an obsession with your site.[/quote]

You should worry more about your English teacher than your math teacher. Don't give me the " I am typing in internet slang" excuse.

[quote] IF YOU HAS AN PICNG OF KNOW WHAT IS RIGHT AND WAT IS WRONG YOU WILL STOP WHAT YOU ARE DOING..... THAT SANJAYA HAS A HUGE INDIAN FAN BASE. YOU ARE HELPING IT.[/quote]

Someone translate the first sentence for me please. I think this person has some gripes about people from India.

[quote]Perhaps then you will be arrested for involuntary manslaughter on your family and pets because your egoes were so big you created such a negative website, and because you refuse to take down this site you will serve 10 life-sentences for each death you cause. [/quote]

I think we have our idiot anti-vftw mail for today.

[quote]What is sick is that you probably are stuck subconciously in a mindset of a twelve year old.[/quote]

All these people calling us immature but yet they are threaten us with our lives, wishing us dead, calling for lawsuits, and calling us names.

Ken
Posted: 4/9/2007 at 7:35 AM Reply with quote

K024, shoots and scores!!

sweetheart8148
Posted: 4/9/2007 at 7:37 AM Reply with quote

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Don't forget to vote for Sanjaya on Tuesday. Go to myspace and request to be a friend.

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&;friendID=76757262

While your there check out the friend with the war dialer. Download this so your computer will automatically keep calling in and voting for Sanjaya every week.

If we do this, Sanjaya will be the next idol.

NOOOOO! Don't do that! they check the things, and cancel out the "significant blocks" of votes caused by auto dialing. I read that in the fine print at the end of the show. Don't ask, I really wanted to know what it said. :)

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