Paris Bennett is a Worster

Posted by thefunnystone on Friday, April 13, 2007 at 7:47 AM EDT
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As if having Kevin Covais guest star on her album wasn't proof enough, TMZ.com reports that Paris Bennett is indeed a Worster who is voting for Sanjaya. Paris said on the Tone E Fly Morning Show in Minneapolis that Idol is a "joke" and that she and a few other contestants are helping VFTW screw with the show. "We want to see him [Sanjaya] win because it'll kind of prove that 'American Idol' is kind of losing its taste," says Bennett. Fans of VFTW may remember that we weren't fans of Paris last year at all, but if she's supporting us, we'll support her. It's always nice to see past contestants agreeing that the show is a joke. What say you now, die hard Idol fans? Go VFTW!

angry_ferret_jones
Posted: 4/13/2007 at 7:52 AM Reply with quote
Location: Boons Farm

Paris Bennett is going to be sued by my couson's frend who is a lawyer really. And he is going to make a website called www.parisbennettisgoingtogetsuedifshedoesntstopvotingforsanjaya.com. And he can do it too, because he has computers and stuff and he knows internets.

I snort the bunny nose.

John Jacob
Posted: 4/13/2007 at 7:55 AM Reply with quote

but but but I'm a Fanjaya because he's Sanjaya!

cry_me_ariver
Posted: 4/13/2007 at 7:56 AM Reply with quote
Location: SIU, home of the DAWGS

LOL. Love it. That's exactly the sort of thing some dimwit fantard would write in to us.

"Because he has computers and stuff"... priceless!

cry_me_ariver
Posted: 4/13/2007 at 7:57 AM Reply with quote
Location: SIU, home of the DAWGS

This is the news story of the week, next to Sanjaya surviving to sing on Country Night.

Nothing like a VFTW VICTORY to bring on the weekend.

Thanks, Dave!

GBU
Posted: 4/13/2007 at 7:58 AM Reply with quote
Location: Houston, TX

"Dear angry_ferret_jones,

The Good Book says "If you can't say anything intelligent, then shut the fuck up." I think there's a lesson in there for you, my child.

Paris has seen the light and speaks the Gospel of VTFW! Amen!

Peace and love,

Jesus

PS. Go Sanjaya!"

MrMakersMark
Posted: 4/13/2007 at 8:20 AM Reply with quote
Mental Midget

Wow bitter much?

Not that I care, but isn't she more than likley still under some kind of contract?

KS AI Fan NOT
Posted: 4/13/2007 at 8:24 AM Reply with quote

angry_ferret_jones,

One question.....why in hell would you waste your time and energy posting your comment????? Is your cousin's friend (not couson's frend) going to sue you for not being able to spell?

Izi
Posted: 4/13/2007 at 8:29 AM Reply with quote
Location: Washington DC

Paris Benett and all the other dumb asses are just cynical people and jelous that did not make the cut. They dont give a F... about Sanjaya who by the way he sucks D...

The only thing Sanjaya can do is play with his body hair. lets see maybe Dolly Parton will show up for the country songs competition.

You people are just sick cause Sanjaya will be forever damaged by this experience. How good does it feel to last in this competion so far because people think you suck but they will vote for you anyway.

You think the judges keep the bad singers for entertainment--but that is Exactly what you people are doing. No better really, just more F...ed in the head thats all.

Keep going--spend your money for a loser. His ending time will come.

Izi
Posted: 4/13/2007 at 8:31 AM Reply with quote
Location: Washington DC

And you are an Idiot for responding to such coment but again you are a bigger IDIOT for voting for F.... Sanjaya what can you expect!

LaSexorcisto
Posted: 4/13/2007 at 8:32 AM Reply with quote
Location: Milwaukee, WI

"Bitter" was exactly what I was thinking. She'd be singing a different tune had she won or had the Idol producers backing her up like with Daughtry.

That being said, this is quite hilarious. She was/is more talented than anybody left right now (except maybe NoNeck). I wonder how many contestants are really voting for Sanjaya, and which ones would they be.

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