Dear youguysreallysuck:

NOW ya' got it! I am TOTALLY the monkey in the cage! WHOO-HOO!!! The monkey in the cage that gang-banged your mama!

"Monkey-Dog?" Nah...how about "Monkey-Dawg?"

Now that we have that settled...a little clarification, please...

How is me (and my fellow apes) banging your mom, a'la double penetration in every orafice, insulting you? Dude...just because your mom's a total monkey-slut doesn't mean that you should share her shame! I mean, shoot, she's at least getting out of the house and getting a taste of life...and, um, a taste of me and the Monkey Boys...

You, on the other hand, mon choux, need to stop basing your existence on a REALITY TELEVISION SHOW (cue the mantra music), and try to realize that AI is ONLY A REALITY TELEVISION SHOW. Your life will go on, Sweetcheeks, whether The San Man wins or not.

Kisses!

M-Dawg ("Monkey-Dawg" to you, Sunshine!)

I find it rather fascinating you base assumptions about me on a TV show. Oh...I forgot. I used big words. I bet you're reaching for your dictionary...

How long did it take you to come up with your attempt to insult me, or rather, my mother? All weekend? And that was the best you could do? Maybe next time you could get a grown up to help you because really, saying my mom is having sex with animals and all that is really quite grade school....and that's insulting to grade schoolers...

I am deeply saddened / mildly amused that you didn't get the saracasm of my first post.

Maybe I wil have my cusins lawyer friend sue you!

Wow,

Is that really You BG ?

( not starstruck, just surprised ).

Very glad to see an idol contestant that's not

afraid to post here, openly and honestly.

Of course, if any one would .. you would.

And, btw,

You wear the shirt really well.

;)

??? Who are you replying to?

Dear youguysreallysuck:

You mean, like your stupid comments?

I don't possibly think any VFTW supporters have THAT much time on their hands! :-)

However, if you are really a VFTW supporter who is making up your stupid comments, you have done an OUTSTANDING job, girlfriend!

Luv Ya!

M-Dawg

Dear youguysreallysuck:

To be honest, I'm sort of a "stream of consciousness" kinda' person...besides, it doesn't take much time to respond to you and your ridiculously idiotic posts.

And, Sweetie Pie, you broght your mommy, the zoo, and now grade schoolers into this wacky conversation. You are ONE kinky ho! Can't wait for the whips, whipped cream and whippets to follow... :-)

I know, I know...I should concentrate on trying to help you break free from your mastubatory fascination with this REALITY TELEVISION SHOW...and I AM trying...

So, please meet me halfway. Stop being a freakin' idiot, and stop freakin' out about this site or The San Man. If you don't like him, great. WONDERFUL. By all means, let the world know. Don't like this site? GROOVY. By all means, let the world know. But you seem one Prozac away from being catatonic at some times, and just plain ole' stupid at other times. And the totality of all of your posted comments - MORONIC. Get some help; get some meds. If not, you'll then have to continue your reign of being the Queen of Dumbasses, and asking for everything that you're getting. You and your inbred, mongoloid compadres.

Tag! You're it!

M-Dawg

I would support the next "Worst", unless it's Melinda. I do not like her and would not support her, period.