Let's Save the Season - Vote for LaKisha!

Posted by thefunnystone on Thursday, May 03, 2007 at 7:04 AM EDT
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It's no secret that this is the worst season of American Idol ever. It's so predictable and boring. And we've had no shocker boots! Can this season be saved? The only way to save it is to support LaKisha Jones in the final 4. Everyone expects her to go home this week because of her subpar performances, leaving producer favorites Melinda, Jordin, and Blake in the final 3. But what if that didn't happen? What if LaKisha stuck around and a favorite went home? Well that could help liven up the season! So this is our last ditch effort to make the show watchable. Come on, everyone, let's save the show from the producers who obviously don't know what they're doing. Will LaKisha stick around? Chances are slim, but let's give it a try. I bet Simon wouldn't give her a kiss after that! Support our KiKi, the new VFTW pick.

Nightwing69
Posted: 5/3/2007 at 7:17 AM Reply with quote
VFTW's Junkyard Dawg Location: Philadelphia

Dear Dave:

This may be a controversial choice...dig it!

I say this because there are divergent opinions as to whom to choose. Since I don't watch the show (recall my earlier eye gouging/ear chopping off/projectile vomiting post), I adore you, and Deb mentioned it to me, I'll vote for Kiki.

There seem to be other VFTW supporters, however, who want to vote for other contestants.

THIS is going to be a kick-ass thread...LET THE GAMES BEGIN!

xo,

M-Dawg

Van Dergraaf
Posted: 5/3/2007 at 7:20 AM Reply with quote

When Knisha was standing next to Nos-Phil-atu the Ferengi last night, I thought they looked like the number 10.

jawajedi
Posted: 5/3/2007 at 7:21 AM Reply with quote
Will ideate for food Location: Golden Arches

Dude! That was cold!!

slg
Posted: 5/3/2007 at 7:40 AM Reply with quote
Location: Pennsylvania

LAKnisha has my vote! Let's see if she'll tongue Simon next week for a million or two votes.

wakaranai
Posted: 5/3/2007 at 7:43 AM Reply with quote

Kiki dressed like a Cola-Cola bottle and played tonsil hockey with Cowell. That's a shout-out.

mikec
Posted: 5/3/2007 at 7:50 AM Reply with quote
Location: Oregon

Wow! I thought this was vote for the WORST, not the best. Lakisha was the early Hollywood favorite &; did so well this week that Simon &; she got lip locked. So now this site suddenly agrees with Simon's picks? Since when? Very disappointing, Blake was a MUCH better choice.

Kev from WA
Posted: 5/3/2007 at 8:04 AM Reply with quote
Location: Washington State

Dear NW.

Bad, you said you would watch. I am soooooo disappointed!

:(

However, I noticed you haven't started raging at the poor spellers and grammarista's (my word) today.

Well I have your Excedrin and Motrin ready and waiting. We will have to get Dr. House to supply the Vicodin.

I would love to see La Screecha knock out Blakee!

If wishes were horses. . .

Love Kev

imswmgrl
Posted: 5/3/2007 at 8:14 AM Reply with quote

NO!!! Blake is so much more entertaining than that diva! Why didn't you guys pick Blake?

poopsmells
Posted: 5/3/2007 at 8:19 AM Reply with quote
Banned Location: chicago

mike c your absolutly right. Here is where vftw starts to split up. I am not voting for mount leqwisha due to the fact that on her worst day she can out sing blake on his best day and so could all those otha sistas. There is only one contestant that deserves the vote from vftw and that is blake. I am going to take my votes and give them to blake as I think he is the absolute worst singer out of the remaining idols. He cant even hold a note anywhere near what the black chics can. As far as who has more of a chance at success? Im sure it is blake. If one of the black chics win they are just going to go into an underground soul world and you will never hear from them again unless you venture on over to the south side of chicago or some soulful ghetto down south where you hear the music blaring out of someones house through some dirty messed up blinds. They may have one or two songs but thats it. Look at phantasia and mount ruben. Its all hype for the time when they are on idol but as soon as they are off you never hear from them again as they take their crappy music to the ghetto and hide it there. Nobody in nerdy whitepersonville listets to that shit. To be honest I dont even know what the hell kind of album blake will make but I will still cast my vftw vote to blake with all that beat boxing crap.

80Amps
Posted: 5/3/2007 at 8:19 AM Reply with quote

At this point, you guys should just call it a season. By claiming Lakisha to be the producers least favorite, all thefunnystone is doing now is displaying the propensity he has to talk straight out his ass. Of course, many of us already saw that, but now it just hits you in right the face. If you wanna reserve any credibility you have left for next season, you should just hang it up now and just bask in your delusional fantasies about what you did for Sanjaya.

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