Mail Bag Update 5/7/07

Wow, lots of "burn in hell" wishes in this batch. So maybe instead of giving someone well wishes we can give them hell wishes. OK I know that was a lame joke, but I'm tired from work.

I CAN'T STOP THINKING ABOUT PAULA'S BUTTHOLE!!! Am I the only one that does this? If there is anyone else out there experiencing this as well, let's talk.......We have got to find out what is so amazing about Paula's stinky little pucker string!!!

Whoah! All those people wishing us to "rot in hell"... they must be all faithful christians. I say that because people who believe in hell are usually people who believe in the Book.

The problem is that they do not follow any of the teachings, especially those from the New Testament. I mean, all those f* words, and D* words, and C* words, and all those references to sexual organs, and sexual activities. Goodness gracious, they all sound so sexually repressed and frustrated.

In the New Testament, it is said that Christ will return to gather his followers and save them again. After reading all that, I'm not so sure. I mean He was said to have been a Great Person, full of compassion and love. And He was said that He was very intelligent and articulate. Now if I was Him, and reading those posts, I would shudder at the idea of coming back to save them. Yuck!!! They don't seem to be the kind of companionship He would like to entertain. He would get bored very quickly listening to their rambles. And they are so negative... Their lives must be so miserable. Poor things.

I mean, I didn't hear any atheists, any non-believers here that were talking so trashy, that were so full of hatred. There's something to the credit of atheists, they don't seem to take pleasure in spewing hatred to everybody that happen to not agree with them.

I wonder what christian believers like Phil or LaKisha or Melinda or Jordin would think if they were reading what their fans are writing here. Would they agree with that sort of language? Would they cheer them on while they spew hatred to other human beings and wish them horrible death? Maybe you, "haters", should reflect on this for a moment.

Anyway, let's keep having fun. Go LaKisha go, you can do it girl. And thanks "haters" for coming here and supporting VFTW. You're helping to keep this site up. Good work!

Yep. It was probably this week topic at school: 'Write succinctly "Hell wishes" for the "worsters"'. The problem is they had no idea what "succinct" and "succinctly" mean. They thought those words had something to do with sucking or something like that, and in a dirty sexual context. And their vocabulary being so... minuscule, I think they will all get an F for their efforts. Poor teachers, they must be crying their eyes off right now, wondering where they went wrong with their pupils.

For the record, as a Christian, I'd say if Christ were here in the age of television, he would be too busy healing the sick, feeding the poor and forgiving sins to watch any tv, let alone a popularity contest like American Idol.

If you read any of the teachings, you will realize that Christ was a radical, went against the common public opinion about sin and forgiveness, and taught that love was the answer, not eternal hell and damnation.

But that's just one Christian's opinion

Have a nice day!

Magooish

"Christ was a radical, went against the common public opinion about sin and forgiveness, and taught that love was the answer, not eternal hell and damnation"

Exactly like a "worster".

<i>People like you take a good thing and make it bad for everyone. Idol is a family show that many families enjoy watching together and choosing America’s Idol. What you are doing amounts to sabotage and I hope they find a way to prosecute you as well as the idiot shock jocks out there encouraging people to vote for Sanjaya. Next thing you know, you’ll find a way to skew the votes for fan MVP’s and anything else you can think of---it’s not funny and Idol fans are not laughing. You hide behind this web site because you couldn’t handle the heat if people knew who you were. Thanks for nothing.

-Mindy</i>

Mindy, honey, how about you and your family switch off the idiot box and actually have a conversation, some time? Novel as it appears, bonding as a family is something millions of families enjoyed before the tv took over as lord and master of the house.

And we all know who Dave is, didn't you see Letterman? He's not hiding.

<i>I just wanted to know how it felt to have that fuckin faggot sangaya kicked off American Idol? And exactly how big is his dick and do you guys floss after you all take turns suckin it? You fuckin homos are one of the reasons i had to sit there and watch that talentless hindu shit sing like a retarded bird week after week after week. I hope you all burn in fucking hell for that and your whole families get wiped out VA tech style! Thank you and have a fucking fucked up day!!

-Gina</I>

Gina, are you just mad that VFTW didn't support you in your run for most pimped idiot? Now now, no need to be so bitter.

<i>Dear Dave I hate you and you're site so much!All you are is dog drool you have washed up and you're site is nothing! The people that listen to you are unmarried hags that only have there dogs and they fuck them up the ass cause they're to ugly to get paranters.Heh I guess you're running out of nick-names for conetsants cause you used "penis with ears" with my beloved Chris D."penis with Fangs ha I can give you better nick-name then that how about "vampire" "creature of the night" .You ear wax eating pick your ass then smell it peice of country fried trailer trash.I would never be your friend I hate you so much it courses through my vains the haterd for you.

You best not mess with Blake,or Melinda she does to have a neck its just smaller so Shut your hateful mouth you monkey throw up.You shut up and die shit bag!

I hate you I fuck'n hate you I detest you !

-Tammira</i>

Tammira, don't hold back, sweetie, tell me how you really feel. Do you want to be Queen Penis With Ears, is that what you're saying? We can make this happen for you. And what's a "paranter"?

<i>Hello. I have to admit that, as a guilty pleasure, I love American Idol. But I also appreciate your website, as I love freedom of expression more.

If you will recall, AI did a segment about a school in Eastern Kentucky that needed money for books. I'm not sure that the state of Kentucky was represented in the best light and I suppose that was the point. But that isn't the worst part. Paula Abdul was supposed to show up at that school to meet with the kids. Well, she came all the way to Kentucky. But when she saw her accomodations, opted to leave and go home less than twenty-four hours before the appointed time with the school. Apparently, she had stated to a producer that the arrangements were below her standards. The school received no apology.

Now, this is second hand information. And although, I have it on good authority, further investigation would need to be done to substantiate the claim. But let me know if I can help you to do that in any way without revealing my source. And if this is all true, then it really upsets me that hard ass Simon Cowell would go to Africa and carry around sick babies and Paula, whom everyone thinks is just so sweet, can't stay in the nicest room of a brand new Hampton Inn for one night. As a Kentuckian myself, I don't want to believe it. But if it's true, then it should be told. I'm sure that the school wouldn't want to jeopardize the money they will receive by saying anything. And I understand that. But I would guess that they have to be upset by this as well.

-Kentucky Proud</i>

KP, thanks for sharing that - wow, what a rotten, full of herself, cow is Drunkie. Considering her job nowadays is to spend 20 seconds per contestant to say "I thought flowers and buttercups, whoaooo that was *hic* splendorificious hi there woooo yeah great!" once a week, being a prima donna about helping kids get an education is a pathetic move.

<i>Dear JERK,

I hate you. i laugh at you because sanjaya is gone!!! forever!!! HAHAHAHAHA!!!!! how does it feel? now you are the butt of the joke so i hope you feel like the idiot you are. I am still appalled that you would do that to a kid but now i know you are really stupid for a complete fact but if you didn't notice, the judges thought Phil Stacey was EXCELLENT the other night. How you think he is "worthy" of your crapola site i have no idea. He is awesome. To be honest i think your site is failing you. i hope you shut down the site. even though i know you are to shallow to do that i still hope. every chance i get. you are so wrong i can't believe it. you say you "know people that can sing circles around McPhee and Daughtry" well do you know why they weren't accepted into the show? because you see them in a different light than a professional would. you don't know anything about

singing so leave it to the pros k? you say that the website is just for fun. well guess what?!?!? its not fun for people who take the show seriously and have to work even harder to keep our favorites in to overpower the VFTW clan of dummies. you just can't seem to get it through your thick skull that some people have talent and some people don't.your friends obviously don't and neither does sanjaya. (btw phil does). and another thing! you claim that you are only tying to make the show more entertaining by keeping the bad people on the show. well we would all be a lot happier seeing only the good people. how is it entertaining to watch someone sing terribly and make a complete fool out of himself? that's all FOR NOW. also if you don't post this on your site then i will know you are a chicken

because i totally just schooled you.

-Sara

Dave.I myself Iam a homosexual male so don't think I'm being homophobic.But OMG why do are all your members mostly gay?What is it some gay thing?I don't get it.Another thing you give gay males a bad name you probally prance around in hot pants and a tee with your huge beer belly hanging out.You lipstick wearing yancy boy!You people are no better then the folks that are evil like Oklahoma bomber and Osama Bin Laden you get people to join your cult then you do bad things by trying to fuck over American Idol.I wanna bitch slap you and open up a can of whop your ass when you say that 'you are fans" and that you 'love the show".HA HA HA no Dave you don't so fuck off dick head!

I hope you get an incurable STD and your cock falls off. Burn and rot in hell you sorry piece of rotten smelly dog shit.

-Freddir</i>

Are you two cousins? You sound like you're both somewhat mentally challenged, and spat from the same gene pool. Please, cancel your wedding and move to opposite ends of the country, for the sake of the un-born kiddies. We don't need any more morons, thanks, the quota has been filled.

http://smartiesplace.blogspot.com

Oh wow!! I love this!!

I'm not even gonna quote them, just list the names of my targets ;)

Gary - Calm yourself. Learn to find happiness in life....Oh wait, you would need one first. Never mind.

Delany - Nice language. Bet you secretly wish you could have thought of an idea like this first.

Erica - Somehow I just don't see you as a cute girl. 300lbs perhaps? Or maybe your just plain evil.

Mindy - People like you make me wish I had more Happy Bunny Stickers to post around the world.

Kati- My face couldn't handle you in it. I think I may go blind.

KM - We love you too.

CJ - Well, I learned a whole bunch about war. This is nothing like war. Perspective. Get some.

Sue - What a wierd love-hate relationship you have with this site. Well, we're not stopping so NYAH! :P

Sara - You did? I didn't learn anything, so just like your school failed you, you apperantly failed me.

Freddir - Wow! And I though you would be friendly and nice and have good fashion sense, but based on your comments, I would hate to see what kind of fashion advice you give. I realize you came out of the closet, but unless you brought something better than hotpants, please, go back in.

Devon - She has no serious potential. Ergo, she is a VFTW choice

Sarah - Cuz we did, and we're sticking by it!

Kayla - We love to please

Faith - Actually, I don't suck. I'm the highest form of life on the planet ;) As are all pilots ;)

Kentucky Proud - We always accept a new worster Welcome to the fold

Tammira - LEARN ENGLISH!!!!! SPELL CHECK!!! you're - your; there - their; paranters - partners; vains - veins. LEARN HOW TO PUNCTUATE!! PAY MORE ATTENTION IN SCHOOL!! IT'S MORE IMPORTANT THAN AI!

Salya - I don't disagree, she does have a generic voice. But she is a tad more maketable than LaKisha.

Kat - I'm sure Dave loves this site. As for having jumped the shark, it didn't do it last year, and hasn't done so yet ;) It just got more publicity this year.

Amber, Sanjaya's number one fan - Umm....We actually liked Sanjaya. He was fun, and he liked this site. So did Phil. Perhaps instead of wishing we should burn in hell, you should examine your own life. :P

Gina - Ummm.....wow. You must really be a disturbed person to wish a VT type incident on anyone. Grow up, get a life and for god's sake, never reproduce!

Melissa - LOL! I love it!!!

Barfie Bear - Well, she is annoying but I don't hate her. We'll see what happens Maybe she'll be gone after this week

Tori - We're doing it to enjoy life! Plain and simple ;) Get over your hang ups.

Alyssa - Well, you seem to be another one of those haters. I'm not sure why you think Sanjaya is gay, but oh well. You need to stop being such a hateful person.

And those are my two cents.

-M-Dog

oh my god fuck u so much. me and my friends hate u so fucking much. u are such a mother fuckin ass hole. by the way phil stacey rox ur fucking sox and u fucking know it. why did u have to go and try to fuck up that show not to menchin america george bush has already fucked it up enough but for u to go and try to ruin that show is so fucking fucked up. go to hell bitch ass fuck head.

-Delany

I have to "menchin" that George Bush is a bad president, but what does he have to do with American Idol and the U.S.? Can you stop saying fuck so much? We already get enough "you guys are so fucked up" comments. Way to be original!

Why is it that most of the folks who seem to hate this site (and may I say, get a life)can't seem to string two words together without a swear word or 20?

Seriously, it doesn't get your point across, or change people's minds to your way of thinking. It just makes you look like a (possibly)drunken moron who's had so much alcohol he/she can't hear himself, so he/she must scream.

After about the fifth F-word, most people who read these replies just move on to the next post, hoping against hope it will be intelligently type-written.

It's an electronic device, folks. It comes with an off switch/button. If you didn't LIKE Sanjaya, why didn't you (now pay attention--I'll use little words) TURN OFF THE T.V. It isn't the fault of the people who run this site (heheheh--too funny) that you can't seem to find your(ahem) power button on your remote control with both hands.

Next time you feel like posting a bunch of swear words, try this:

Step over to your bathroom mirror, look deep into your own eyes, and repeat after me:

"I am in control of the (insert F-word here) inanimate (not-alive) objects in my (insert F-word here) home. If I don't(insert F-word here) like what a (insert F-word here) object is doing, I will (insert F-word here) push the (insert F-word)power button."

You will notice I translated the above sentence into language you seem to be able to understand.

Keep up the good work, VFTW!