And don't forget that one guy out there who still likes Clay Aiken! You're picking on him now too!

Pleased to meet ya. Don't worry. Morons don't offend me.

Oh, and if you fly out to San Diego in a couple weeks, you can see your bud Taylor out at the Pala Casino

I just saw Taylor Hicks at the Ameristar in Kansas City. The venue holds about 1200 people, and he sold out two shows there. The show was awesome - GREAT blues rock!! So, my advice to the idiot who wondered where "retard" Taylor Hicks is, keep your mouth shut or your keyboard locked if you don't know what the fuck you're talking about.

www.myspace.com/jfenderbender

Dear Syndrome Zed:

I laughed SO freakin' hard after reading Jimmy's e-mail message! That jackass is clearly in the running to be today's MONGOLOID MORON OF THE DAY!

M-Dawg

Your post was fine until your homophobic remark, and then it lost its credibility.

Dear M-Dog:

WOOF! BARK! BOW-WOW-WOW!!!

M-Dog, your genius speaks for itself.

In Awe and Appreciation,

M-Dawg

Dear Syndrome Zed:

Freakin' amazing...freakin' awesome.

M-Dawg

YAY!!! Time to bash the mailbag again. The mailbag alone makes this site entertaining, and it also makes people who can write feel better about themselves.

cassidy - The show is obviously blocking the lines of the contestants you choose!

And that's exactly what this site is griping about. The show is rigged, and you've just agreed with it.

paul - The only thing I have to take pride in is that you douchebags are pretty much done for the season

Ahhh, but next season is JUST around the corner . . .

heather - And guess what? NOBODY LIKES IT!

Heather, don't you know that it's really stupid to make blanket statements like that? I love this website, so please stop speaking for me. I will speak for myself. Thank you. Can you tell us once again why you are hating on Dave and VFTW? You only said it about 20 times. I need to see one more to reinforce it.

Julie - If you don't like the show then don't watch it.

And, if you don't like the website, then don't visit it.

Gary - You keep saying that American Idol is rigged, but yet, you have know proof

All I "KNOW" is that you can't write, and you've just proven that. The proof that American Idol is rigged lies in the fact that they never account for the actual vote totals. They have "reality" show status, so they don't have to be held accountable for the votes.

Jahi - You just tell the site's viewers who to vote for and they do it

So does American Idol. They're just not as direct about it.

Hey Lizzy, if you spent even half as much time on your homework that you spent on that boring dissertation, you might be able to advance past the short bus.

And then there's shitbag Jimmy. I just took a crap on the toilet, and the turd had "Jimmy" carved on it.

Erica - I bet you can't read you are so dumb

Well, after that statement, we KNOW you can't write.

Ashley - Hmm seems as if your little website isn't working first Sanjaya,now Phil

Then why are you writing to it? If it isn't working, then you have nothing to worry about.

And now, for the MORON OF THE WEEK. The honor goes to Jakko, who so brilliantly said, ha ha! you are losers. last year on your "big win" with that retard Taylor, i thought you'd stop there because the only place anyone's ever seen him after Idol is that ford commercial and Idol Gives Back which featured everyone on tv

Well, I just saw him at the Ameristar Casino Star Pavilion, which holds about 1200 people, with average ticket price of about 50 bucks. Taylor sold out two shows there. The show was AWESOME, and I would see Taylor Hicks anyday over most of the goofballs on the radio nowadays. Styx is coming there pretty soon. Of course, Styx was popular way before your time, but if you know anything whatsoever about music, you should be familiar with them.

Finally, for everyone who worries about how Sanjaya's life has been ruined, he was featured in People Magazine, has attended a White House correspondent dinner, has appeared on Jay Leno, David Letterman, and Jimmy Kimmel, has had numerous modeling offers, will make about 100,000 on the American Idol tour, and is working on a cd. If that's a ruined life, I wish somebody would come along and ruin mine.

FENDER OUT!!! Come visit me at www.myspace.com/jfenderbender

Dear myearsarebleeding:

First off, GREAT NAME! :-)

Terrific commentary...your knowledge base is VERY impressive, and your writing style is awesome!

Many Thanks,

M-Dawg

Touché.

Right on FenderBender.

Dear fenderbender:

RIGHT ON!!!

And I LOVED your myspace page!

Bark!

M-Dawg

I just can't stop laughing at this web site. I could really care less that you made this up, or that you think American Idol is unfair, or that you thought keeping Sanjaya around was hilarious. All I care about is that this web site somehow produces emails from what seem to be the world's DUMBEST people. The truth is, you could take these emails, run them on TV, and make a show called "America's Biggest Fucking Idiot." You've either pissed off a revolting group of 4th graders, or our education programs have completely failed. Anyways, regardless of my opinion on the site, I just wanna say to all you crazy kids who write angry hate mail... thank you for the laughs.

Oh and by the way, just a quick lesson for some of you: your -possessive pronoun. You're -contraction for "you are." Learn it, use it, live it.