anastacia_3217
Posted: 5/15/2007 at 2:24 PM Reply with quote
Location: Cali

*blushes*

Thanks for the compliment crstlbal. I was wondering what happened to you, welcome back!

crstlbal
Posted: 5/15/2007 at 2:27 PM Reply with quote
Location: Duh - sitting in front of my computer

It's good to be back!

It amazes me that the kiddies are so hostile when we are nothing but the most gracious of hosts (and we're even sharing our toys now!) At least for a little while until they get the spanking they deserve. ;)

**cracks knuckles and starts limbering up for the fun fest**

Smartie
Posted: 5/15/2007 at 2:41 PM Reply with quote
Anorexia Face Location: are they ceiling Lauren fat?? :O

I love a pet that has spark, it makes me smile :)You're going to enjoy Lindsay/Jack - this one's none too bright, which is why she keeps coming back!

http://smartiesplace.blogspot.com

Syndrome Zed
Posted: 5/15/2007 at 2:43 PM Reply with quote
Location: The Heavily-Armed City of San Diego

Damn. I wanted to be the one spanking Smartie's ass tonight. Was it as much fun for her as it was for you? Did you make sure to switch hands so one wouldn't start to sting? Or did you use the wooden paddle that has the word "LOVE" engraved in it, so it leaves the imprint of the word on her ass?

Oh wait, I just saw you're only 17. Never mind then, I guess we'll have to find Smartie a MAN to spank her ass, rather than a pathetic little boy. Or is it girl? I don't think I've seen a boy's name spelled that way before. Talk about gender confusion issues!

I guess I'll just have to find a way to buy a plane ticket to Australia, I suppose. The only ass around here getting spanked today is yours. :/

Syndrome Zed
Posted: 5/15/2007 at 2:44 PM Reply with quote
Location: The Heavily-Armed City of San Diego

Maybe it's Hello Kitty!

Syndrome Zed
Posted: 5/15/2007 at 2:46 PM Reply with quote
Location: The Heavily-Armed City of San Diego

You missed the step where she learns how to go potty ALL BY HERSELF!

She'll even sing the song in the diaper commercial

"I'm a BIG KID NOW!"

Syndrome Zed
Posted: 5/15/2007 at 2:49 PM Reply with quote
Location: The Heavily-Armed City of San Diego

[quote]She's filled with so much rage for a kiddie, isn't it cute? I bet she can't wait to dye her hair black and start pouting in a petulant manner...[/quote]

ACK!!!

GAG...Choking on Emo shit...gag, *cough* No more *hack* goth-derived rage *choke* or narcissistic whinging *cough**gag*

Syndrome Zed
Posted: 5/15/2007 at 2:52 PM Reply with quote
Location: The Heavily-Armed City of San Diego

She's more fun than 80Amps - he never really rises to the occasion. He's somewhat catlike, where she's like the dog that chases the ball *every* single time you say "fetch" - or the one that stands there wagging its tail while you say in a happy voice "Who's a dumb dog? Who's my little tard?" While I prefer hanging out with cats, those dogs always make good entertainment. :)

If only I had time to answer the mailbag...tune in tomorrow kiddies, same bat time, same bat channel!

Smartie
Posted: 5/15/2007 at 2:52 PM Reply with quote
Anorexia Face Location: are they ceiling Lauren fat?? :O

I know that ad - we have it here, with a dubbed in Australian voice!

I can't wait for the day when Lindsay is potty trained, then I can pick up all this newspaper everywhere.....

http://smartiesplace.blogspot.com

Syndrome Zed
Posted: 5/15/2007 at 2:54 PM Reply with quote
Location: The Heavily-Armed City of San Diego

SOMEBODY left out the [sarcasm] tags, methinks. :) I'm just not sure who....

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