Mail Bag Update 5/18/07

Posted by thefunnystone on Friday, May 18, 2007 at 9:25 AM EDT
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okay i thought your website was trying to get Blake outta the finals, not into them. sorry. you guys pretty much saved us. heated up in the moment. one thing though.. change the name of the site, it confuses people. especially me.
-Jen

You people are the most horrible excuses for human beings I've ever heard of! Why ruin a perfectly good show with your childish antics? I perfectly understand you not liking the show; my own brother despises it, but why ruin it for those of us who truly enjoy it? I was heartbroken when Melinda left because of you... And the things you did to Sanjaya were disgraceful; yes, he was terrible and didn't deserve to be on the show, but that's just all the more reason to kick him off, not keep him there! And yes, the bad people go through to Randy, Paula, and Simon so that people will be entertained at the beginning (because it's always funny to laugh at those people; great fun), but after that, we don't need the bad people for entertainment because the good people are there. So, in conclusion, just go away, because everyone outside your circle of freaks HATES YOUR GUTS.
-Sam

Hello Dave. I don't know whether or not these messages actually go to you or one of your employees or whether you just make up your own "mail bag" e-mails, but I KNOW you won't post this letter. I wanted to tell you in case, you haven't figured it out yet, that you're trapped. This site is probably a huge source of income to you. One of the points of the site is to end the show. You do realize that once the show is taken off the air, you can kiss your income good-bye. No more extra tens of thousands of dollars for you. But you can't tell people to stop ruining the show because that would ruin your income too. So no matter what you do, your site and money will be gone within a year. I 'm just telling you because you've ruined so many singers careers, I just wanted to let you know that your career is about to be ruined too. I know you won't post this letter; you don't have the guts to tell everyone you just want the money. But I take comfort in knowing this site will be gone in a year.
-Danielle

I didn't think you could do it, but you did! Your site is now famous for destroying American Idol. This is almost as amazing as Sanjaya, I hate you but good job!
-G. Thompkins

I had heard much about your site so I finally went there, with both curiosity and disturbance. Your attempt to rationalize the Vote for the Worst concept is a disappointment. There is no rationale for it. Your site holds the potential to deprive talented, hard-working individuals of their dreams and make a mockery of less talented ones. Perhaps you are correct on one point: American Idol reaps what it has sown every time a lemming goes to your site and votes according to your sophomoric instruction. It is true that AI humiliates contestants in order to draw early ratings. That is why mature viewers wait until the final 12 contestants before tuning in to the program.
No doubt you have been effective; nothing to be proud of, however. Taylor Hicks was terrible. The correct finish should have been Chris Daughtry, Elliott Yamin and Kat McPhee, with Hicks long gone weeks earlier. So, you got that one, but I think their post-Idol record sales are indicative of their true standings among American music consumers. Hicks is fading fast.
This year, thankfully, you've failed. Sanjaya is gone. Blake, Melinda and Jordin are all extremely talented and deserving of a top 3 finish in any order, although my personal preference is [1] Melinda, [2] Jordin, [3] Blake.
I hope that you grow up someday. Since that will likely take a long while, I hope your web site fails sooner. And, I hope against hope that the lemmings who simultaneously feed and suck off America's pop culture learn to appreciate and respect what matters most in this life -- integrity, honesty, and character. I apologize for mentioning concepts that you could never understand.
-Rob

Just like my name says it... I HATE VOTE FOR THE WORST! I think that the website is the worst website out there. You say "OH BOY IT IS A SUCCESS WE MANAGED TO HELP KICK OFF ONE OF THE BEST SINGERS IN THE COMPETITION OUR GREATEST FOE IS OUT WOO HOO! Well just to let you know even if you do help to lead Blake to victory. (not to mention all of the girls who will help you out) Melinda will sell more records than Blake anyway so it doesn't matter. I just sent you this email because it really ticks me off that someone would want to join a group that votes for the one that doesn't deserve the prize and then actually ends up putting them through another round when the person that should be going through is going home. That is probably why Sanjayah what's his face made it through so many rounds when he should have been kicked out even before he was in the top twelve. I just wanted to join your website so that I could post some compla ints about it but I don't want to anymore so it would be great if you could just deactivate it or something but if not it's okay I will just never use it and it will just be unused forever and ever and ever. I just had to speak my mind in this email. If I take it out on my little brother he will be a freakin taddler and get me in some MAJOR trouble.
-Nicholas

This is the greatest night ever in American Idol History! The season has been saved! To show our support for VFTW, last night we (myself and my fiancee), oh yes we did, voted for Blake Lewis 754 times!! Thank you VFTW, thank you all supporters of VFTW, thank you all bobblehead haters, and thank you all fans of the beat boxin' baby got back lovin' blizzle my nizzle Blake Lewis!! Let's all vote him on to victory!!!
-Chris and Emily

STUPIDIST WEBSITE EVER!!!
I knew the misspell and CAPSLOCKED rage would get your attention. It's rather hypocritical that you'd only choose to feature comments from embarrasing idiots and morons on your website for the purpose of ridicule and entertainment.
I've got no problem with the concept of this website, but I do have a huge problem with the outrageous hypocracy and the astounding downplay of your ulterior motive. You couldn't get rich and famous through the Idol competition (yes, there is an element of competition to this reality show), so you "bash" the television show in order to get rich and famous. If Idol weren't as popular as it is now, you'd have no visitors to your site. No visitors = revenue from advertising. No revenue = no website.
If you and your idiot cohorts have failed to understand that Idol is a television show and its main purpose is to keep audiences entertained and tuned in so they can make $$$ from advertising, then you and cohorts are truly naive idiots but that would also mean that the motives behind this website are pure. But seeing that your website is absolutely drenched in advertising and is displaying "minimal at best" graphics and design, you must be making a profit. So I know there's $$$. That being said, your appearances on Letterman and Stern and other lame-ass shows equal fame. Too bad both of things mean that A) you're not going to be a millionaire any time soon and B) you'll be forever known as the "VFTW guy". Sucks for you. Because either your a lame-ass naive, idiot moron or a lame-ass manipulative, hypocrital bastard. Yeah... that really sucks for you. But if there is a third choice, I'd love to hear it.
I'll say it again, I really have no problem with the concept with this website, but if you really wanted to take Idol down, you'd tell people not to watch it. Why sit through "boring and horrible" performances so you can blog about it later? This only leads those people who read your blog to say, "Man, I'd better watch Idol next week!"
And dude, calling Melinda "Shrek" and basically making fun of her appearance? What the fuck does that mean?! On the one hand, you hate Idol because they exploit less-talented and even-uglier people, and on the other hand you hate Idol because they promote a very talented but not-as-aesthetically-pleasing woman in the competition. Melinda really had nothing to do with the producer's decisions in the show, so your hating on her is only indicative of... i don't know... jealousy, maybe?
(addressed to your audience) CRAWL OUT OF YOUR HOLES PEOPLE!! You spend dollars upon dollars voting and texting and on the products advertised on this website and the show. And while dude is claiming he's "doing some good", he's in on it as much as the producers of the fucking show (albeit not officially), because he's also getting some of your cash. If you really don't like the show, a) don't visit this website b) don't watch the damn show!
I also hope your VTFW friends are getting a piece of the pie.
You could prove me wrong, by featuring this truly thought out comment in your mailbag (I'd love to read all of your followers who, if they responded negatively, are extreme denial) or you could go on with this manipulative money-hoarding scheme.
-Joy

you guys are deffinatly the worst. You are ruining a prefectly good show and because of you the ratings have been going down. But it dosen't matter because you keep getting shut down! sanjaya got voted off, phil, and I'm sure blake will to. So why don't you guys shut up with your stickin CRAP!!!!!!! you are trying to make a good reality show?? Well you made it reality but knowone is fuckin watching it. So why don't you keep you ass whole coments to your self and do America a favor! ASS WHOLES
-Emily

Well, I hate seeing you guys get verbally assaulted by asses every day, so I wanted to send somethings a little bit different, I love your site! I hated your cause at first, I'll admit, but then the week Sanjaya lost came around, I was by no means cheering for him, but his loss seemed very hollow to me. I missed him and the humor he added to the show, of coarse, I was too late to help his cause, but LaKisha and Phil got my votes, and now Blake is getting mine. The best part is that you can't lose with this site, you either get a truly bad person that is fun to watch, or someone you like, I liked Phil and I still like Blake, get votes regardless. I actually like it when your site and me are in sinc with each other because we vote for my favorite while helping your cause. So overall, think of me as one more person that will laugh at those grammar-less hate mailers that just don't understand your brilliance. You guys rule, let's hope Blake gets to the piece-o-crap finals song.
-Mike

This site is one of the stupidest things I've ever seen! I read all those "About Me" things and how American Idol is rigged but if it was rigged, do you think that Sanjaya would have made it as far as he had? I didn't think so... The people left are amazinggg singers. Jordin and Blake both deserve to win and I don't see the point of you having them "Vote For The Worst" because in reality, they're all getting record deals. So is there seriously a point? Plus, Blake or Jordin shouldn't be on this website but if you have to put Blake on the website, don't make him look like a fucking retard. Change the goddamn picture! (to something hott of course =]). Again, I have to say this is a really stupid site!
-Hunter

Welp, I really don't mind that Blake is on your website. While he may be my absolute favorite, you guys are actually just helping him win. Which makes me verry happy. So I kinda think most of these people that are sending hate mail about how Blake shouldn't be on your website should really just shut the hell up, cause you are really helping Blake. So thanks.
-Sabrina

I think this site is a little ridiculous. What exactly is your definition of the 'worst' anyways? I'll admit Sanjaya was fucking terrible, but Blake is quite talented and a good entertainer. He has a better image overall than the girls and can dance 10 times better which is key in becoming a performer in the music business. Plus if they all put out albums you can't honestly say Blake would sell the least. Vocal wise he's the weakest but has the best overall grasp of what American Idol and American pop music in general is all about. Whoever runs this site is clearly bored and running out of ideas, and you would be really stupid to think people actually agree that Blake is the worst and will thus vote for him to prove AI wrong as that seems to be your sole purpose.
-Eric

u suck suck suck! the finial is next week, and I BET black will go home.. and then its melinda and Jordan well duhhhh they r both FANTASTIC! and 1 will win because they deserve it NOT because people are voting for them because they r bad! WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW! GET A STINKIN LIFE WHERE U RNT RUINING LIVES! ooh wait! I don't think that's even possible 4 u stinking nasty low life skum! u know ALL that i hear about ur retard web site TRUST ME! IS not a compliment! I've never seen a compliment and BTW I will pray for u poor poor guys, so u can get a life! i HOPE u belive in god which i strongly recommend because with out the lord our savoir, u know u go 2 hell just wait until the moon goes blood red ur a goner!
its a quit esy desion, go 2 hell and be miserable or go 2 heaven where i-- and my family will be and u will live happily ever after (this is no fairytail!) ok i didn't mean 2 get in that subject! ok well i hope that helped u and ur dreadful life!
-Puppylove040896

I think that what you are doing is downright despicable and ridiculous but at the same time I find it to be oddly satisfying and hilarious! I love seeing how you drive everyone crazy and make them so mad that they type sh*t like F*%$^$ you Mother F&*^$-ers....and misspell everything! It really makes my day! You are the website that I love to hate! Keep up the great work!
-Gabbs

If I could see some positive coming from your actions, I would praise you endlessly. There is no shortage of injustice in this world that needs correcting by active energetic young Americans like yourself. However, I don't see you as a problem solver. I see you as adding to the problem.
American Idol is just about entertainment. They show some lousy singers because it amuses some people and they don't show some other talented ones. However, it's obvious they pick the ones they believe have the best combination of voice, physical appearance, and entertainment value to become a success in the business. Those are generally all the requirements.
If there was no downside to trying to ruin the show, I'd think you were just an idiot and give you a pass. However there is a big downside. The downside is to those contestants that make huge life sacrifices of time, energy, and other things trying to develop their talents and break into the business. When they are thrown off the show prematurely (especially before top 10) because one the lesser performers is voted in by you and your semi-retarded minions, it reduces their exposure and chances for success in their live's passion. Perhaps you are a talentless unambitious loser that can't relate to passionately wanting something in your life and that's why you don't get that what you are doing is destructive and not fun or entertaining. I'm sorry if that's the case. Perhaps, this letter will help you understand then.
However, if you do understand and you choose this path anyway, then let me say that the world would be better off if people like you were exterminated from the planet. There is already so much injustice and evil in the world, why use your energy and talents to add to it, no matter how insignificant you deem a talent show to be in the grand scheme of things.
-Wayne

Only a stupid faggot would create a web sit like yours. If you don't like the way A I works then don't watch it. You stupid fuck. What are you a professor of ? Stupidity?
-AirWarriorSpit

I am a casual viewer of the American Idol show. I learned about your website from MSNBC or something. It's a great site and the mailbag is hilarious. It's just a TV show, I don't know why people take it so seriously. The amount of exposure all of these singers get almost guarantees them a record contract regardless of whether or not they win. Just take the example of Chris Daughtery. He was like fourth or fifth in his season and he is doing pretty well. Good website. If people don't like what you are doing, they should organize different websites.
-Adam

I read all of the auditioning thing, and i believe that it is cool that you put it out there. the show wasn't that great this year, but i think that you are cool for what your doing. and i also think that the other people are acting like bitches cause they can't handle that your telling the truth. And you helped a lot of people cause they voted a lot and made a lot of money off those specials. I was goiong to try out, but your not the only one who has said things like that, at my choir at church a guy with an amazing voice was ttold that he was good but there was something missing. Thats bullshit. i think you should keep with it. I men i want jordin to win but now that i saw your sight keep on with the keep on.
-Sade

I just wanted to say thanks for ruining something for a lot of people. What's the point to what you're doing? You are destructive and short-sighted. What you are doing has an impact on the results and and will effect the future of the contestants. Why would you want to do that? And.. Hello!! Whoever the winner is, presumably the worst, is the person that everyone (including you and your fellow-idiots) will have to see everywhere and hear everyplace else. Do you really want to listen to Blake's "B-boxing" for years to come? Yeah thanks! But I guess it doesn't matter to you. What do you care. You found a way to make money off advertisements and your little Google Ads. I'm sure you feel good about yourself and don't lose a moment of sleep. You are a real high quality person.
-James

you guys are soo stupid why are u trying to get america to listen to bad music
-Mayberry

I hate you! You guys ruined my favorite show and I WANT YOU TO FCKING DIE!!1 First off, DONT YOU UNDERSTAND YOU RETARDED BASTARDS??! The show checks your site and they get rid of the vftws on purpose!!! I didnt mind so much with Sanjaya becuase that was just fun and games but ITS NOT FUCKING FUNNY ANYMORE I WANT BLAKE TO WIN AND YOU ARE GOING TO RUIN IT!! YOU ARE NOT HELPING YOU DICK FACES!!! IF BLAKE LEAVES TONIGHT IM GOING FIND A WAY TO SUE YOUR ASS OR SOMETHING I SWEAR TO GOD! PLEASE TAKE BLAKE OFF PLEASE!!!!!! FUCKADLFKAJDFL
-David

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My_Username
Posted: 5/18/2007 at 9:51 AM Reply with quote

Dang it, Nightwing...I wanted to be first.

Anyway,

To Danielle:

I seriously doubt VFTW is Dave's sole source of income. He probably makes enough on ad revenue to help pay for bandwidth and hosting.

I'm pretty sure Dave has a real job.

To Joy:

Again, Dave has a job. He could probably keep the site going on his own. Again, the ad revenues just help offset some of the cost. Voting is free, by the way. Thanks for playing, though.

To Emily:

It's "definitely" and "perfectly". Ratings are going down because people have figured it out. VFTW may be partially helping, but people just aren't interested this year.

stickin = stinkin

knowone = no one

whole = hole

To Eric:

TPTB (The Powers That Be, the Producers of AI) don't want Blake to win. Ergo, he's a perfect choice! Jordin has already been selected as the winner, so VFTW is just messing with the producers!

To Puppylove040896:

I can't really comment on your post because I had a hard time understanding it...

To Wayne:

You're commenting on the education level/mental state of those on this site? I know that a few on here have Masters degrees, and even more have 4-year degrees.

To AirWarriorSpit:

Same drivel as always. Come up with something original.

To James:

You don't get how this site works. We believe AI is rigged, and that Jordin will win. The whole point of this site is to select an individual and help get them as far as possible, many times further than they normally would have. I don't have to listen to Blake's Beat Boxing...I'm not a fan of that style of music, therefore I don't listen. I prefer country and rock...not "pop".

To David:

Good luck with that lawsuit. You aren't Simon Cowell in disguise, are you?? Jordin is going to win, as she is the "chosen one", and the producers decided a long time ago that she was going to win.

Nightwing69
Posted: 5/18/2007 at 9:59 AM Reply with quote
VFTW's Junkyard Dawg Location: Philadelphia

Dear Dave:

Hmmmm...interesting Mail Bag! There is a very different (i.e., posts written by individuals with at least a modicum of intelligence -- some CLEARLY more intelligent than others!) feel to it, in my opinion.

Of course, the mongoloid hillbilly contingent represents with unintelligible garbage, hate and homophobia. And, yes, I'm sure that the majority of the messages you receive are from these hate-filled, hate-spewing idiotic morons.

I wonder...where in the hell do these Two-Legged Freaks live? Brrrrrrr...perhaps a "Night of the Living Dead" solution?

What's frustrating and sad are letters from AI worshipers that try to come off as logical and scolding, guilt-ridden missives that turn out to be ultimately hateful, misinformed and ultimately worthless. Yes (HOORAY!) some of them can construct a proper sentence; however, their "logic" is more "anti-logic." Sad.

Joy, for instance...she throws out "facts" as if we didn't know or realize to what she's referring. Nonsensical drivel...she gets what we're doing here, but pretends not to get it so that she can get some shots in. She sounds kind of "psycho-fucktard" crazy, so don't open the door for her, Dave, when she shows up to your house.

And, of course, Joy, Wayne and the other VFTW-haters are part and parcel of the entire sibling fucking, trailer trash living, anal wart picking, STD having, Mad Dog slurping, dumbass ignorant dumbfucks. One big, happy, retarded family. Clusterfuck TRULY in an incestuous way...

And Wayne...tries to make a point, but, ultimately, shows himself to be another of a long history of VFTW-hater dumbass shitsacks.

I can't wait for The Gang to get busy!!!

M-Dawg

Nightwing69
Posted: 5/18/2007 at 10:02 AM Reply with quote
VFTW's Junkyard Dawg Location: Philadelphia

Dear My_Username:

My apologies! :-(

I was just hanging out when I saw this opportunity to spank some ass...I can't help myself!

Besides...your message is the official first "Mail Bag" review!

And it was as brilliant as ever, my friend...

Congrats and Thanks!

M-Dawg

My_Username
Posted: 5/18/2007 at 10:11 AM Reply with quote

No biggie.

Have you checked out Carlos Mencia's "Dee Dee Dee" song? Look for it on YouTube.

Anyway, I sincerely hope that these tweens that use horrible grammar and spelling (some are probably adults, too) really focus on their English language skills when AI isn't on anymore. Makes me cringe. My son is 2 years old and I've heard him spell better than some of the posters on here!

Nightwing69
Posted: 5/18/2007 at 10:21 AM Reply with quote
VFTW's Junkyard Dawg Location: Philadelphia

Dear My_Username:

He's YOUR kid...of course he's educationally (and probably emotionally) lightyears ahead of the vast majority of VFTW-haters! Takes after his brilliant parents, I expect... :-)

M-Dawg

My_Username
Posted: 5/18/2007 at 10:27 AM Reply with quote

Yeah, my wife works with him daily on spelling, coloring, shapes, animals, etc. He draws and paints on posterboard (he even paints on small canvases we bought for him -- we framed one). He even wrote the word "boy" the other day -- and spelled it correctly. :-)

We try to keep him away from TV.

Anyhow, I'm taking the indie music route, myself. Got an idea for a redesign of my site, and got songs written, just gotta record them and then burn to CD.

I think it would be absolutely hilarious to do a mailbag response in the style of the AI judges...

You know:

Randy: "I'm not feelin' it, dawg. It didn't do anything for me."

Paula: "Sunshine, rainbows, and lollipops."

Simon: "That was bloody hideous. Ryan (Seacrest) quit making fun of me."

Nightwing69
Posted: 5/18/2007 at 10:33 AM Reply with quote
VFTW's Junkyard Dawg Location: Philadelphia

Dear My_Username:

It is SO encouraging to see how you and your wife are raising your child...great job!!!

Hey...do you think that you could post (publicly or privately) your site's address? I would LOVE to hear your words and music!

Much Love to You,

M-Dawg

My_Username
Posted: 5/18/2007 at 10:35 AM Reply with quote

I'll message it to you.

We try to get him outside for exercise every day, too...I can't wait until he's older and I can take him to his first ballgame.

Nightwing69
Posted: 5/18/2007 at 10:39 AM Reply with quote
VFTW's Junkyard Dawg Location: Philadelphia

Dear My_Username:

My first ballgame was the Dodgers vs. Giants at Dodger Stadium in...well, a while ago... :-)

The memory of the ballpark, the crowd, the Dodger Dogs...my man, ALL the memories are still with me.

Your kid will ALWAYS remember that moment. You are a tremendous parent.

Thanks for the message...

Yours,

M-Dawg

My_Username
Posted: 5/18/2007 at 10:43 AM Reply with quote

What I'm REALLY looking forward to is taking him to go see my old High School alma mater play. Probably not this season, but maybe next season.

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