Paula Abdul Was So Messed Up This Week...

Posted by thefunnystone on Monday, May 21, 2007 at 2:33 PM EDT
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That she broke her nose! Her excuse for being drunk this week? Apparently she "tripped while trying to miss her chihuahua." This means she'll have a broken nose for this week's shows. It also likely means that she'll be so hopped up on pain killers (even moreso than usual) that she'll be incredibly entertaining to the extreme, slurring and making no sense! Yay, Paula.

John Jacob
Posted: 5/21/2007 at 3:09 PM Reply with quote

hahaha. I read it first on perezhilton, was gonna copy and paste it somewhere here - but yr already on to it! Fantastic!

tsk. paula paula paula.

I'm hoping to see a heavily bandaged Paula tomorrow on tv. She'll either be subdued or high from additional medication. Someone better make sure those plastic coke cups contain only water.

bwahahahahaha

keelhaulrose
Posted: 5/21/2007 at 3:13 PM Reply with quote
Location: Illinois

It'll be funny... til she goes on and on and on about how wonderful they are and how good they look, and it's gonna be up to Simon to shut her up.

Schmuck
Posted: 5/21/2007 at 3:17 PM Reply with quote
Location: Oregon

What's more likely is no one will even know she broke it...

I was in bicycling accident once and skidded on my face for 25 feet and broke my nose in four different places...

I didn't have to wear any bandages... and it didn't even hurt that much - regular tylenol sufficed.

Sorry, just being real...

cynmac
Posted: 5/21/2007 at 3:25 PM Reply with quote
Nadia Turner Location: A little blue island in the sea of red state

I heard about this this afternoon while listening to the lame-o 'Adult Contemporary' radio station here in Atlanta. The guy they sent to LA didn't even know. The DJ in Atlanta had to tell him on the phone and read to him from the internet. :) My regular rock stations don't waste any time on AI, except the morning shows cracking jokes. I only caught this cuz I was scanning stations and the guy in LA was interviewing Sanjaya. I love me some Sanjaya. Had to hear Sanjaya. What a great kid!

Paula could use some of his mojo or juju or whatever makes Sanjaya such a delight.

John Jacob
Posted: 5/21/2007 at 3:27 PM Reply with quote

awww its ok, i doubt AI producers will let Paula all bandaged up anyway - she'll steal wookie's thunder.

hahahahaha. its still hilarious.

Smartie
Posted: 5/21/2007 at 4:33 PM Reply with quote
Anorexia Face Location: are they ceiling Lauren fat?? :O

I'd SO love it if her whole head was swathed in bandages....al you would hear was MFFFHHHH PPFFFHHHHH FMMMPPP but then, that's how she normally sounds on AI.

"Tripped over her dog" HAHAHAHAH more likely "fell in anxious rush to grab a bag of coke from her dealer"

http://smartiesplace.blogspot.com

sanjifan
Posted: 5/22/2007 at 3:41 AM Reply with quote
Location: OKlahoma City

I trip trying to avoid stepping on my dogs sometimes, but I do not injure myself ..Her balance must have been off. Paula is unbalanced...LOL

Van Dergraaf
Posted: 5/22/2007 at 4:14 AM Reply with quote

Then maybe they need to make duct tape one of their sponsors. Simon can keep a roll right next to his Coke cup and apply as needed.

Rebel
Posted: 5/22/2007 at 5:11 AM Reply with quote
Location: Hidden from view

I read the article that went with the poll that gilly posted, and I saw these two comments that I could not resist copying.

" For the moms, she’s [Jordin] everything they want their daughter or son to grow up to be,” Levy said."

So, does that mean that mom's want their sons to become teenage girls? That is rather scary.

Even Lewis appears to be on Team Jordin. “She’s 17 and she’s already a woman,” he gushed"

Does he know something that we do not know? Maybe there is something to all-sabrina's story after all.

gilly
Posted: 5/22/2007 at 6:57 AM Reply with quote
Location: Florida

As a warm up for tomorrow night's voting, the Florida Today newspaper has poll: "Who should be the next American Idol?"

The poll is on the right under the link to the photo gallery.

[url=http://www.flatoday.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20070522/LIFE/705220301/1005]Poll[/url]

Not that I'm look to up the hit count or anything, lol.

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