Mail Bag Update 5/23/07

Posted by thefunnystone on Wednesday, May 23, 2007 at 5:44 AM EDT
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You motherfuckers think that you are such cute pieces of little shit. IT’S NOT FUNNY, Blake could have been off of American Idol tonight but because of you and ALL OF THE PEOPLE WHO FOR SOME REASON SUPPORT THIS GAY ASS WEBSITE. He is in the finals. IF BLAKE makes this it will be the worst day of my life. Because I watch this “BORING” show because I want to see who is really the best based on Peoples REAL opinions on who is the.Have you checked ALL of your mail lately, NOBODY THINKS THIS IS FUNNY. I have looking all over the internet and have already hired a lawyer. So watch out, you guys are going to get hacked VERY VERY SOON,

P.S. I doubt that you have the bravery to put this on your website

-Dalton


u losers r stupid.Jordan is gonna win & every1 knows it.So it worked for Sonja, but when it is 2 people u do NOT matter!Stick that in your stupid brains.and Jordan is SO good that even if u did matter(witch u don't)she would win and Blake's fans will be outraged by your thought of him being the worst & they will hunt u down!!!!in the beginning of the show, the bad singers r funny but when it gets to the final 12 & down, it is serous!!!u losers shough get a syiken life(if u could get 1,wich u can't).u HAVE TO scat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!u r soooooooooo stuipd & u should shut your stupid mouths up losers!u gross me out.

-CJ


Enough is enough with your stupid campaign , back off now! Don't you dare ruin it for Jordin!!!! Idiots like you and Howard Stern is why this world is going nuts!

-Danny


Last night, I was watching American Idol, enjoying the show, watching Melinda, Blake, and Jordin sing. Very nicely, might I add. Ever since Sanjaya left, Dave has proven he's nothing but a worthless piece of crap. None of the "Champions" have lasted more than a week! I was really upset when Melinda left. She was my favorite. Blake is okay, he can sing, he just needs to stop beat-boxing during every freaking song. But he was definatly the worst of the three remaining contestants. (I know that's the purpose of your retarded site, I'm not stupid.) Last night, I was sent to my room and wasn't allowed to watch the rest of Idol. So I listened through my wall since my bedroom is right next to the TV, and when Ryan said Melinda was going home, I screamed and ran out into the living room, hoping it was some kind of joke- It wasn't, obviously, Needless to say, you're a waste of space, oxygen, etc. And I HATE YOU! GO DIE IN A HOLE, YOU RETARD!Baring teeth smiley emoticon

-Jessica


I'd like to you know what gives y'all so much pleasure in this campaign??? If you don't like American Idol - then don't watch it. I didn't watch for the first four seasons... Why should someone who is really talented lose a good opportunity because of people that seem to just want to mess with things... I just don't get it??? If your goal is to get American Idol off the air... well... you just about got me. I was so disheartened with this week's result of losing Melinda that I actually don't want to watch the show any more... When you vote in "the worst" ... I believe any victor's win is shallow... for someone to get something they do not deserve (outside of divine Grace) -- frankly, what is the pleasure in it for you... I just don't understand... So, again, I say... what is the purpose of your web site??? and, does this truly bring you enjoyment... Is antagonism a dish y'all truly relish???

-Nancy


I have one thing to say. And it's that you are worthless. Yout must be a lousy singer and feel bad about it. So you make good people go home so u can feel better about yourslef.( Just like how a fat person would like for a slim person to die that way there is one less better person then them. no offence) and just sayin'.

-Richard


i actually have no problem with you keeping blake lewis as your.. worst contestant or whatever. i'm just curious how much do you vote? blake lewis is my absolute favorite and i'd love to see him go all the way just as much as you guys:) and i have no doubt your votes kept him in the weeks, which keeps me happy. so i dont know why everyone flips out on you cause they love blake - who cares if you think hes the worst? theres 2 people left. YOUR voting! just like the rest of the world. trying to keep blake on. so way to go vote for the worst! keep blake on for me and all the other blaker girls!

-Sarah


You are the biggest faggot I have ever seen. You were on David Letterman a few weeks ago and please don't ever appear on T.V. again. You looked like the biggest homosexual I have ever seen in my life.

-Mhsrebelfootball


Voting for white boys who CAN'T SING over talented women who CAN SING must make your dick hard and/or pussy wet. Ya won't be able to cast enough votes however, to stop America's new darling, Jordin. Oops! Idol is the more appropriate title for her. Bye Bye Blake!

-Linda


americanidol.com has a survey on the left side of the main page that asks "We're you shocked by the outcome [last night]?" and has an ad for.. SHREK THE THIRD at the top!!! (Not to mention that they used "we're" instead of "were"...) How ironic to ask about the Bye-bye-Melinda episode with a Shrek ad... Keep reminding us of how good TV is at manipulating our brains and spirits! Hurrah VFTW!

-Lin


You guys are PIGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You're just jealous that YOU have crapy voices!!!!!!!!!! why would

you try to make the bad people win!!!????? No one is going to fall for your retarded website!!!!!!!! YOU GUYS ARE IDIOTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

-Hannah


Congratulations!!! After weeks of bandwagon jumping you finally landed on the right one. Give yourself a great big pat on the back, you really deserve it. But lets face it, if you were a betting man ( "man" loosely used) , you would have lost your money along time ago. Oh, I forgot, you ARE losing money. Ever since Sanjaya was voted off the VFTW.com stock has plummeted. Hell, you guys pretty much fell off of the face of the earth. I know that you don't have the balls to post this on your site I just hope that you read it. Also, I am a law student, and by all means keep on shelling out your money to whatever lawyer you are paying to tell you that you can't be sued. When the fact is you are just as vulnerable to a lawsuit as anybody else. You just like having a big target on your back. Don't be fooled, anyone can sue you for a number of reasons. It doesn't mean they will win, but you will still have to pay an attorney. when I pass the bar I'll be happy to take a case against you pro-bono. It might be fun. Well, in the days where there are troops dieing thousands of miles away, and people shooting up schools...... Keep up the good fight, The world is behind your cause.

-Bryce


I think this website is pathetic! The people that continue to follow your website and vote for who "you" say to vote for are sheep following their shepherd. Are people really so lost that they can't even make up their own minds? The JOKE is on them, not American Idol. When the so called "worst" is finally voted off... you pick a new worst idol? Oh, now of those that are left, this is who we think is the worst. Of the top three (TOP three) who is the worst? Is there really a worst when it comes to the best? I reiterate... sheep. But as I ponder, what to think... your audience is the same audience of Howard Stern, and his flock seems to be continuing to look for someone to lead them.

-Michelle


I have read your reasons for voting for the worst American Idol. American Idol producers are not to be considered cruel for using a want to be Idol who can't sing even if they are doing it for reality tv. The producers put up alot for them and they aught to be thankful for the chance to be on television. Even if it's so, American Idol producers should not be looked at as evil for turning away want to be auditioners. The auditioners know their chances of being called for an audition, everyone can not be called. The producers are givers and can give to who they want to give. They don't owe you, me or anyone else anything. They should only be thanked. Their ultimate motivation is not one to destroy but to award.

Your website is a dirty lie. Who are you people to attempt to ruin a talented singer's chance of a lifetime under the pretense that American Idol purpose is for bad entertainment only. Left without your peoples intervention, the final four contestants singing talent tells the story of what American Idol is all about.You and the people who follow you are full of self deception, hate, and slander. Your motivation is one to give at a talented singer's expense, which is not giving at all .The same can not be said of the American Idol producers. What do you give the contestants you vote for??? False hope, a broken heart and make the contestant an extended object of laughter. I don't see you putting up money to support their careers. Your latest message board testimony is not one to praise the bad one you got in but the good one you took out. I would love to see those responsible for your website be held accountable on hate crimes. If this does not come about, I would love to hear of your change of mind after you get robbed of your careers in a similar way. May the best singer win.

-Dennis


man y do u want 2 vote 4 blake he is better, brooke i was talking 2 vote4theworst. blake is going 2 win

-Will


Ok, ok... I didn't like the site at first. Didn't really think I would, but now I look back on it and the whole Sanjaya thing, and I'm really f**king amused! I mean, the amount of tripe that the VFTW haters ramble off... priceless. I do pride myself on the fact that I am educated (B.A. in Sociology), able to type and my spelling is mildly consistent.... More importantly, I am proud of the fact that I have been living vicariously

through VFTW. I said it!

Not much amuses me more than when I see bad s**t happening to other people. I'm really not pessimistic by any stretch... Just makes you realize that things can't be all that bad. So when I read certain pieces of mail, I

am thoroughly content with the fact that I CAN read, write and even do simple statistics! And the "Ass Spanking Chronicles" should be published in a paper-back version. It would serve as a perfect way to illustrate the definitive line between pure ignorance and profound genius.

Remember... MANY men and women have fought and died for this country and the values that our great land were established upon. This website is an amazing example of the First Amendment, people! Anyone who thinks otherwise should spend some time in Iran or Cuba. And for the haters around here... your swearing, lack of consideration and generally poor grammar would almost certainly lock up your place in jail or worse had you not been privileged enough to be born on American soil.

Much thanks to Dave, the boorish haters and everyone else who really understands what is going on in the world.

-Lawrence


YOU GUYS ARE PATHETIC. I guess no one can try their hardest to acheive their dreams without being insulted by pathetic "people" like you. Just because you cannot do what they can. YOU'RE ONE TO TALK! You're the biggest bunch of hypocrites that has ever been my displeasure to see exist! It's a shame people live miserable lives in the world while humans like you make a living destroying the reputation of others. See the world in other's shoes, you people are so selfish! I look forward to your downfall,

-Wendy


Well, I hope that you idiots are proud of yourselves. Because of your campaign against American Idol, the woman who SHOULD be this year's winner was sent home tonight. I just can't figure out what your point is. Granted, "Idol" long ago became more of a popularity contest than a singing contest; granted there are people who make it to the top 12 that are a joke; but in the long run, the fans do choose the good singers. If you hate "Idol" so much, just don't watch it - but please, stop ruining it for the rest of us with your stupid games.

-Vicki


Just a quick note to say I love your site. It's the only thing that helps me get through this cheesy, over-produced show. I agree that it's almost unwatchable. You are so right that American Idol is not a talent contest, it's a (scripted) reality show! Congratulations on your victory with Blake! Hopefully Jordin will be the last to go!

-Craig


We would just like to tell you that your lousy excuse for entertainment is really annoying. No one who really cares about peoples feelings would do what you are doing. Seriously maybe to you keeping Sanjaya on American idol for so long was entertaining, and maybe it was for the first 2 times but seriously it got old and annoying. And now this week with Melinda going off instead of Blake it's just horrible. WE want to see people who we actually like to stay on without you guys tampering with the results. If you don't like the show don't watch it! Please don't ruin it for those of us who do. Please stop what your doing,

Taylor, Brianne, Sarah, Laura, Jack, Zac, Katlyn, Ashley, Lexy, JT, Austin, Shane & David


Are you stupid? Howard stern gets melinda voted off??? I mean are you retarded??? WHAT THE FREKIN HECK???????????? You frekin IDIOT!!! you're the foool who's running this piece of trash of a website. melinda was my faverite, but becouse of your stupid enjoyment she was kicked off. But your stupid votes are wortless to me. Your wortless, you've done nothin with your pathatic life(can you even call it a life?) looooooozer!!!! you obsess over a TV show that you supossedly hate, HA!!! you have a burning flame in your heart for this show. YOU HAVE A LOATHING DESIRE FOR THIS SHOW. YOU DUMB CRUEL LOZZER!!!! O'lord O mighty, please help men like Dave to someday relize the awful sin in them and overcome it. O LORD PLEASE HELP ME TO STOP COMING TO THIS SINFUL SITE THAT ARGES TO INSULT, MAKE FUN, AND JUST BE PLAIN OPPRESSIVE TO PEOPLE. Dave get some help.

PS. I am only a kid, so do not reply with dirty emails, or I will tell my mom.

-Derek


You guys are a bunch of low-life pieces of crap. Since you are all no-talent ass clowns, your jealousy of talented people gives you no other option but to bring them down. Everyone involved in the website truly sucks balls. Get a life idiots.

-Garrick

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CowboyBrian
Posted: 5/23/2007 at 6:09 AM Reply with quote
Location: Dallas, TX

Dalton:

When is the graduation party for the attorney that you hired? Of the internet??? What a joke!!!! Can you say QQQUUUAAACCCKKK!!! I am tired of all these people with there so called attorneys who are going to take action. Nothing is has bad has that dopey young woman who was on the O'Reilly Factor. I wonder if David still has that woman archived on this website? Bill O'Reilly shot her down and he never attended law school. Dalton and everybody else, give up the stict of trying to hire an attorney. If they say they can take action against David or this website they are has phony has a 3,000 dollar bill.

Nightwing69
Posted: 5/23/2007 at 6:10 AM Reply with quote
VFTW's Junkyard Dawg Location: Philadelphia

Dear Dave:

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH......

A new Mail Bag full of two congratulatory comments (thank you SO MUCH for the shout-out, Lawrence! And thank you, Craig!)...and the general, usual assortment of Fucktards, Idiots, Morons, Mental Midgets, Brain Damaged Assholes, Pseudo-Moralistic Hypocrites, Illiterates, Hillbillies, Homophobes (that one comment by Mhsrebelfootball makes me think that this putrid shitsack shoves footballs up his ass for pleasure), and a Guest Racist! WOW!!!

As I am the Hired Muscle/VFTW Protector, I will now bow out and let my Brilliant and Gifted Colleagues kick the mother fuckin' shit out of these dumbfucks.

Let The Ass Spankings BEGIN!

M-Dawg

sanjifan
Posted: 5/23/2007 at 6:11 AM Reply with quote
Location: OKlahoma City

Please tell us "Bryce" what makes a man a "man"? Someone needs to e-mail that "kid" so he could tell him mom he is visiting such a SINFUL SITE.. exactly who does VFTW opress? tweentards?

Nightwing69
Posted: 5/23/2007 at 6:21 AM Reply with quote
VFTW's Junkyard Dawg Location: Philadelphia

Dear CowboyBrian:

Excellent commentary!

Clearly, this Dalton is a prime choice for FUCKTARD OF THE DAY.

As you pointed out, he doesn't know what the fuck he's talking about...and you are SO RIGHT about that dipshit who appeared on the O'Lielly "show." That shitsack is malpractice-waiting-to-happen...pity the fool who retains that dumbfuck!

CowboyBrian, you also graciously neglected to mention the fact that Dalton is also an ignorant, sibling fucking, illiterate jackass, who dropped out in third grade...and hasn't picked up a book since then...well, except for "One Fish, Two Fish, Red Fish, Blue Fish" which is a pretty big stretch for him...

Dalton...take your head out of your ass...if you're able.

And Bryce...

YOU? ATTEND LAW SCHOOL? There would be no law school that desperate enough to have a special Fucktard Admissions Policy.

Since you clearly spend so much time with your head up YOUR ass, perhaps you should consider proctology...

M-Dawg

imswmgrl
Posted: 5/23/2007 at 6:22 AM Reply with quote

You motherfuckers think that you are such cute pieces of little shit. IT’S NOT FUNNY, Blake could have been off of American Idol tonight but because of you and ALL OF THE PEOPLE WHO FOR SOME REASON SUPPORT THIS GAY ASS WEBSITE. He is in the finals. IF BLAKE makes this it will be the worst day of my life. Because I watch this “BORING” show because I want to see who is really the best based on Peoples REAL opinions on who is the.Have you checked ALL of your mail lately, NOBODY THINKS THIS IS FUNNY. I have looking all over the internet and have already hired a lawyer. So watch out, you guys are going to get hacked VERY VERY SOON,

P.S. I doubt that you have the bravery to put this on your website

-Dalton

I kind of wonder if half of these people would even say this stuff to our face. We helped Blake inch out Melinda last week. Apparently, the motherfuckers did post this on this site. By the way, is your lawyer your little tweenie friend?

My_Username
Posted: 5/23/2007 at 6:28 AM Reply with quote

At least none of them hired "lawlers" and threatened VFTW with a "law suite", or threatened to "sew" or to "soo"...

My_Username
Posted: 5/23/2007 at 6:29 AM Reply with quote

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P.S. I doubt that you have the bravery to put this on your website

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{doing best Bugs Bunny impersonation>}

He don't know Dave very well, do he?

{/impersonation}

brighamosity
Posted: 5/23/2007 at 6:59 AM Reply with quote
Location: San Antonio, TX

Dalton said that if Blake wins it will be the worst day of his life. Wow... that's... sad. It's just a tv show, dude. Try to relax. If Blake winning would make it the worst day of your life, then you are very sheltered and should open your eyes and see that the rest of the world has real problems, much worse than who wins or loses a reality show.

jawajedi
Posted: 5/23/2007 at 7:02 AM Reply with quote
Will ideate for food Location: Golden Arches

It's great to have a mailbag as great as this batch. Thanks knuckle-draggers for your insipid comments!! You've made my day.

M-Dawg, love the comments!! I can't wait for Smartie and the other regulars to offer theirs!! And props to CowboyBrian!!

Rave03
Posted: 5/23/2007 at 7:13 AM Reply with quote
Location: USA

You guys are stupid for voting for someone just because you think they're bad and want to get a laugh out of it...how old are you? Blake's not bad, but Jordin has better vocals and she's going to win. Idiot's from this website won't stop that. Besides I voted 105 times yesterday, so your plan is over

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