Dear John Jacob:

The Blaker Girls DO need your lovin' much more than I do... :-) So I hope you and Syndrome Zed indeed comfort them with open arms...

You gotta' give it to them...they Stood By Their Man! A HUGE shout-out to them!

Of course, you givin' them your sweet lovin' doesn't make my not-so-secret crush on you disappear... :-)

Keep on rockin' on, Rock Star!

M-Dawg

you guyz shud just die. stick carrots up your asses and fuck it bitches

A new Pet! I love it when new pets arrive unannounced on the doorstep all cute and cuddly and ready to bite your fingers off.

Whoa...is me...

That's what you're going to be singing sweet cheeks if you come back here and write more piss ant crap like that on your future visits. We will not treat you with the respect you clearly will think you deserve...but you will get what you are owed. I think it's called a swift kick in the ass with something much bigger than a carrot. Perhaps an ouzi?

(insert british accent)

" It's only a bunny"

" But It's got fangs!"

Any python fans out there?

We may look cute and fun when you log on and post drivel like yours. I assure you, we will jump for the jugular if you come back, bring carrots and feed us. You are giving us a chance at your throat. We will not resist.

Magooish

Dear whoa:

WHOA! From under which rock did you crawl out, Fucktard?

Wow...my own gin-you-wine hillbilly with which to play...

So...are you as stupid, evil, moronic, bitter and pathetic as your post?

Or are you just, as many of you VFTW haters are, a retard and a simpleton?

I do know that you like to stick vegetables up your ass...I assume you started with a carrot and now are at the casaba melon stage. Good Girl!

Tell you what...you get your mommy and daddy's permission to come back to this site, and we'll make you our new pet...after, of course, you take a bath, are deloused and are fitted with dentures.

My good friends Magooish and Smartie will treat you well (you'll, of course, have to be caged for a while). Watch out for Syndrome Zed or John Jacob, though! They may kick you in the head (which, I gather, is what's happened to you many times before and is why you're such a dumbfuck) if you don't watch out...and M-Dog will beat your nose with a newspaper...

So...wanna' play?

M-Dawg

P.S. -- crazytom will put your sorry ass on the bbq, so watch out for him, too...