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Nightwing69
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Posted: 5/31/2007 at 8:21 AM
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VFTW's Junkyard Dawg
Location: Philadelphia
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Dear Dave: "The notorious website"...NOTORIOUS, WILDLY SUCCESSFUL AND WILDLY POPULAR website, my good man! :-) GO DAVE! GO VFTW! GO SAN MAN! Damn, my fellow Worsers...it is totally RIGHTEOUS utilizing our powers for good! BARK! M-Dawg
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Smartie
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Posted: 5/31/2007 at 12:37 PM
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Anorexia Face
Location: are they ceiling Lauren fat?? :O
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<i>no·to·ri·e·ty / Pronunciation Key [noh-tuh-rahy-i-tee] –noun, plural -ties. 1. the state, quality, or character of being notorious or widely known: a craze for notoriety.</i> Or, to put it another way, FAME. Congrats Dave, you deserve all the recognition in the world! Thank you for continuing to rock the boat! http://smartiesplace.blogspot.com
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ae.hunt
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Posted: 5/31/2007 at 6:19 PM
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Location: Fairfax, Virginia
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How she came from behind to win it all...came from behind??? Did the person writing the story actually watch AI this season? I like the ode to AI's wild child, though. The general public continues to prove that Sanjaya is the real winner this year! =D
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Schmuck
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Posted: 6/1/2007 at 3:54 AM
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Location: Oregon
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It looks like Jordin has nothing but praise for Sanjaya... http://www.comcast.net/tv/index.jsp?cat=TELEVISION&;fn=/2007/05/31/677782.html&;cvqh=itn_sparks
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Syndrome Zed
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Posted: 6/1/2007 at 7:48 AM
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Location: The Heavily-Armed City of San Diego
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Of course she SHOULD have nothing but praise for him. Without Sanjaya to raise the profile of everyone on this season, she would have been the winner of what people would have called "The Lost Season of AI", what with all the boredom it would have otherwise inspired. I mean hell, if Paula Abdul's broken/cut/coke-holed nose was one of the bigger stories of the final episodes, what does that say about the interest generated by the contestants?
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Syndrome Zed
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Posted: 6/1/2007 at 8:03 AM
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Location: The Heavily-Armed City of San Diego
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Flies are a necessary part of the ecosystem, breaking down crap into its fundamental bits and pieces, and infesting the rotting corpses of the old, dead things to allow something new and fresh to grow in their places. Lithgoe may have been on to something...that does sound like a suspiciously accurate description of Dave's Idol blogs and this site. I hereby award Dave the "BrundleFly" trophy for service in restoring the balance of the TV ecosystem. Picture a two-tiered statue, with tier 1 having a lying down, golden cow covered with engraved dollar signs (the "cash cow", get it?  ) with a man-sized, fly-headed, two-legged humanoid standing over it about to eat it. Tier 2 has an 18K gold action-figure-sized Sanjaya in full ponyhawk, microphone in hand. At the base is a message to AI engraved on a small plaque: "Be afraid. Be very afraid." BTW, speaking of Sanjaya, he's made another list I'd never have expected. My favorite commercial rock station is 107.7 KSAN in San Francisco, aka The Bone (www.1077thebone.com). Their mid-day DJ, Steven Seaweed, is incredibly knowledgable in all things rock, and if you click his image at the top banner you can go to his "blog". Anyway, I was reading in his blog a story about the bassist of Aerosmith recovering from throat cancer and their getting ready to go on a world tour now. At the end of the blog, Seaweed mentions that he watched the Idol finals and saw "Sanjaya Malakar jamming with JOE FREAKIN' PERRY of AEROSMITH." But more impressively, he says it "wasn't half bad."  So here's a guy with so much musical knowledge and taste that Cowell and Lithgoe would crap themselves in envy, saying Sanjaya could hold his own with Joe Perry. GO SANJAYA! The Force is strong with this one. ;)
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magooish
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Posted: 6/1/2007 at 9:18 AM
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Magoo, you've done it again!
Location: Cartoon land
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Oh, I love that trophy idea! Can we have our own version of the "Oscars" for it? We can call them the "crapfanfukintastic tolerance" awards. The Brundlefly award is a special merit award given for humanitarian excellence to the person who goes above and beyond to rescue as many as possible from the "reality" TV wasteland. Instead of having insipid celebrities give out the awards, we have VFTW candidates host the show and present trophies. It's a hit! Magooish
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Nightwing69
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Posted: 6/1/2007 at 10:05 AM
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VFTW's Junkyard Dawg
Location: Philadelphia
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OH, MAGOOISH! YOU'VE DONE IT AGAIN!!! Sweetness, I NEVER get tired of stating this... :-) Your blazing brilliance is awe-inspiring. xo, M-Dawg
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Nightwing69
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Posted: 6/1/2007 at 10:06 AM
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VFTW's Junkyard Dawg
Location: Philadelphia
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Dear Syndrome Zed: I totally idolize you, my man... Crushin', M-Dawg
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Syndrome Zed
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Posted: 6/1/2007 at 11:29 AM
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Location: The Heavily-Armed City of San Diego
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LOL Yeah, I like that idea! Especially if there's a way to add losers from other reality shows, or people like Bush Baby and William Hung who exploit those shows' mockery of them for their own personal fame and fortune. That would be a separate category though - where the Brundlefly trophy is awarded for rescuing us from Reality TV, we'd need a trophy for them. How about the bottom half of a man's body...but the dick is enlarged and tucked like a dog's tail between the man's legs and back up so that the man is screwing his own ass with his own dick. It's the "Turning It Back On Itself" award, the plaque reads "For Screwing The One Who Normally Does The Screwing". ;)
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How ironic is it that Nigel Lythgoe called VFTW a "fly buzzing around a cow," leading us up to this week's Entertainment Weekly cover where ponyhawked fly Sanjaya is buzzing around Jordin Sparks in what looks like a suspiciously cow-like print dress. The latest issue is actually pretty good, letting us remember great moments like Kevin Covais's Part Time Lover, and it even offers up a VFTW question in the trivia section: 
