Constantcrap Maroulis Wants You To Know 'Everybody Loves'

Posted by thefunnystone on Thursday, May 31, 2007 at 4:04 PM EDT
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Seriously, if you're a fan of cheesy, bad music, check out Constantine Maroulis's new song Everybody Loves. If you love the Partridge family, this song is right up your alley. Between this and Bo Bice's The Real Thing... I guess Scott Savol really was the real rocker of American Idol 4! Go, Scott. We know Scott doesn't like Cumstainedteeth either, so he's probably laughing his ass off too. And if you missed it, check out this picture of Constantcrap obliviously posing with a Worster.

Smartie
Posted: 5/31/2007 at 4:06 PM Reply with quote
Anorexia Face Location: are they ceiling Lauren fat?? :O

Dear god that's creepy.

http://smartiesplace.blogspot.com/

Nightwing69
Posted: 5/31/2007 at 5:01 PM Reply with quote
VFTW's Junkyard Dawg Location: Philadelphia

Dear Dave:

You're frigtening us! :-O

Next thing you know, you'll have NAKED SIMON PICS to scare us out of our wits!

Creeped out beyond belief,

M-Dawg

Wpg_Virgo
Posted: 5/31/2007 at 7:20 PM Reply with quote
Location: Winnipeg

I don't know if it is the wind machine blowing at his hair or the magic of photo editing, but this picture makes it look as though he has actually washed his hair at some point in the past couple of years. This could put an end to the theory that you could give your car a lube job by accidently running him over.

magooish
Posted: 6/1/2007 at 2:24 AM Reply with quote
Magoo, you've done it again! Location: Cartoon land

He's becoming a regular on "The Bold and the Beautiful"?

WTF????!!!!

It's a new low for an AI contestant.

Magooish

Kooky
Posted: 6/1/2007 at 7:05 AM Reply with quote

That was icky. I feel dirty for having looked at this posted picture.

Syndrome Zed
Posted: 6/1/2007 at 11:20 AM Reply with quote
Location: The Heavily-Armed City of San Diego

Ironic, though, considering he is neither.

magooish
Posted: 6/2/2007 at 1:52 AM Reply with quote
Magoo, you've done it again! Location: Cartoon land

Neither bold nor beautiful eh?

OUCH! Zed, you are too cool for words. It's a startling observation, he is in fact the antethesis of both bold and beautiful as that magazine cover depicts.

Perhaps "the wimpy and the wasted"?

Magooish

pherlaithiel
Posted: 6/2/2007 at 6:11 PM Reply with quote
Location: Louisiana

That just makes me want to go screaming in the opposite direction. . .

Nightwing69
Posted: 6/4/2007 at 12:19 PM Reply with quote
VFTW's Junkyard Dawg Location: Philadelphia

Dear pherlaithiel:

I HEARD THAT!!!

Jeezus, I want to freakin' PUKE MY GUTS OUT everytime I scroll past this freak's photo...

M-Dawg

henry
Posted: 6/5/2007 at 2:12 AM Reply with quote

Reminds me of thet scene from "Aliens", you know, when this thing jumps out of his chest...

"In space, no one can hear you scream..."

With this cover, EVERBODY will hear you scream...

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