Sanjaya Malakarcass!

Posted by thefunnystone on Tuesday, June 12, 2007 at 4:22 AM EDT
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Your eyes are not playing tricks on you. Holywood Zombies, trading cards with dead versions of celebrities like Howard Stern, Michael Jackson, and the Olsen twins, have added Sanjaya to their roster. The card is pretty freaking hilarious, and Sanjaya Malakarcass is a clever name. And since we don't see any other Idols with their own cards, this looks like another VFTW victory. Sweet. Make sure to pick up a pack and see if you're lucky enough to get our ponyhawked, undead friend.

jawajedi
Posted: 6/12/2007 at 5:12 AM Reply with quote
Will ideate for food Location: Golden Arches

I think our little papaya will be laughing all the way to the bank for quite a while. Well longer than an Andy Warhol "15 minutes."

magooish
Posted: 6/12/2007 at 6:08 AM Reply with quote
Magoo, you've done it again! Location: Cartoon land

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

yet

Brilliant!

Oh Sanjaya, how can we ever thank you for the endless entertainment?

Magooish

crazytom
Posted: 6/12/2007 at 6:11 AM Reply with quote
Location: Farmington MI

First Phil, now Sanjaya - the undead are taking over the airwaves.

Clive Davis IS an evil genius!!!

magooish
Posted: 6/12/2007 at 6:19 AM Reply with quote
Magoo, you've done it again! Location: Cartoon land

Clive is the cryptkeeper. I bet he smells of formaldehyde underneath the Gucci mens cologne he slathers on himself to smell less dead.

Van Dergraaf
Posted: 6/12/2007 at 7:32 AM Reply with quote

Clive Davis, like Montgomery Burns, is evil incarnate.

citizenstrange
Posted: 6/12/2007 at 8:27 AM Reply with quote
Location: Santa Monica, CA

ka-ching -- I figure if Simon can do it with Il Divo I might as well take a stab at being a star maker. Here is the act that I have been managing and nurturing and laying the gound work for a long and productive career for. After months and months of intensive training and rehearsal and thousands and thousands spent on singing and dancing lessons, believe me they are starting to throw A LOT of heat around Hollywood. I guarantee that they will always make a beautiful dollar in the business ... and when I say the business I mean ... the industry.

-- citizen "Broadway Danny Rose" strange

P.S. -- and I do not mean to appear facetious or didactic in any manner

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ipijc-0ph1E

TheBigCalbowski
Posted: 6/12/2007 at 5:30 PM Reply with quote

Haha that's funny. I saw on the side Krazy Korean Karaoke Girls. For short I think they should be called the KKK Girls.

mayflower
Posted: 6/13/2007 at 10:23 AM Reply with quote

don't forget to support sanji and download his EP &; singles from itunes...avaliable now!!!lets chart our boy

Nightwing69
Posted: 6/13/2007 at 10:37 AM Reply with quote
VFTW's Junkyard Dawg Location: Philadelphia

Dear mayflower:

BRILLIANT suggestion!!!

Thank you!

M-Dawg

My_Username
Posted: 6/13/2007 at 3:10 PM Reply with quote

Garbage Pail Kids, anyone??

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