Mail Bag Update 8/18/07

Yay!! Time to get out the ol' shredder again!!

Yeah, and I'll be that's a LOT of ounces. I'm guessing about 4800 of them. You do the math.

Isn't everybody?

Yeesh, and I thought I wasted a lot of money putting a new engine in my 1975 Gremlin.

You're right about that. Sharon, for your info, we are supporting your cousin, and he needs every vote he can get.

Oh my!! How original!! I've never heard of "psycohiatric" help. You need to seek a spellchecker.

Since when is a 12 year old fantard considered a "lady"? If you don't think we have any control, then why do you care? Now get back to your summer school class, and I certainly hope its a spelling and grammar class.

I spat all over my keyboard after this one. This could very well be my favorite quote of the mailbag. Tell you what, cardboard tastes better than a lot of the fast food crap that you fantards eat.

Of course, your letter goes downhill again with the typical all-caps cursing banter which we've all seen before.

I guess this website gives us the WRITE, because we WRITE all of our messages in here. Here's some advice for future letters. Press the CAPS LOCK key. It works like a toggle, and it will shut that off. Learn what a period is. It's a little dot like this (.). Next, just one FUCK YOU will do the trick.

Erin, have you ever tried to develop a website? That IS a talent. Trust me.

Yep, and we stopped his onslaught and killed his dreams. If it weren't for VFTW, Greg would be selling out arenas all over the world - in fact, Elton John would be opening for him. Get a grip. I wouldn't have voted for Greg anyways.

More spatter on the keyboard. Actually, that description fits me pretty well, except that I AM the parent. Fantards should know, because that's exactly what they'll become, but it won't take anywhere near 45 years - more like 25.

Young fantards just can't express themselves without the homophobia. Good news for you John, gay marriage should be legal everywhere by the time you're an adult. And NEWS FLASH!! Jaydee has already gotten past Gweg, and Cawwy Wae is next!!

You just contradicted yourself. VFTW IS fun!!! And, with the right setup, we can access VFTW from the beach. Laptops don't work very well underwater, though.

as well as thousands of others who got excused for whatever lame reason they could come up with. It's nice to see that there are people who actually GET IT, and have figured out for themselves that the people on the show are not necessarily the best that tried out. It's a TV show first, singing competition second. Great letter, and that's pretty much our viewpoint, too.

There are several great candidates for MORON OF THE MONTH, but none come even close to Deryl from last month. I guess I'd give it to Katheryn Ann for abusing her CAPS LOCK key and the FUCK YOU phrase.

Yippee! Mailbag!

Sharon and Lady, you need to get on the same page - how can I be a murderer/rapist/whatever else you might see on tv and a fat ass shut in. Oh and Sharon, I didn't know Jaydee's sister was also a child molester.

KATHRYNE, PUSH THE FUCKING CAPS LOCK KEY. NO ONE WILL READ YOUr POST BECAUSE JUST LOOKING AT IT GIVES YOU A HEADACHE.

Erin, it's nice to know that you own a thesaurus. Good for you.

John, I like you. Gaydee Shitzby! I really like you. Oh, and you at least got Martha half right.

To the rest of you (even you Jacob), welcome to VFTW.

<i>very last ounce of me wanted to bitch you out when I heard that there was a website such as yours. I will start by proudly saying that I am Jaydee's cousin. The girl he was kissing was his 19 year old girlfriend, which none of you could have dreamed of having at his age. He is a sixteen year old kid, who has dreams and aspirations like alot of us did at his age. As well as a family that has spent literally 10's of thousands of dollars promoting his career. I have to say, that I chalked up his success to 12 and 13 year old girls voting for him, but you people are so sick. I know that my opinion will not mean anything to people like you that are the type that we watch on the news at night, doing sick things to other human beings. Just remember, that what you do will affect alot of people, but it's only the only person that you have to spend the rest of your life with is yourself. I pity your poor families. What a horrible embarrassement.

-Sharon</i>

Aaahhhh Angelcar, I've been DYING to read your hatred, and it turns out to be ever better than I imagined! HAHAH I love you!

Let me just burst your sanctimonious bubble there, Shazza. Thomas is a member here and is a very cool dude. He's also the BROTHER of Jaydee's girlfriend, and he finds this site fun! He also appreciates that VFTW picking Jaydee means MORE VOTES FOR JAYDEE.

I'm sorry, am I typing too fast for your wee brain to comprehend?

Lemme put it this way.

Jaydee is love at VFTW

VFTW want people to vote for Jaydee

Jaydee stays in the show far longer than most of Canada wants him

VFTW - VICTORY

Capische?

Smooches!

PS - Lady, I stopped eating cardboard because I kept getting explosive diarrhoea. Switching to bananas and lamb chops cleared that right up for me, but thanks for your concern

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YES!!!

I've been waiting so long for a mailbag about CI5!!

I thought there would be more Greg or Liam tards, but all is still well!

Hip-Hip-Hooray for mailbags!

personally, i love canadian idol and jaydee bixby. hes an amazing talent. and after kalan won, i didnt think canada had anything left...

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please note that im being facetious. seriously, i do not believe that who wins matters. there has never been a talented singer in the top 10 in the history of idol. and the voters always select the worst singer to win it (need proof : kelly clarkson, kalan porter, ruben studdard...need i list more?) the show is a big fucking sham and ANYBODY who supports this show does not know the first thing about being a legitmate artist. it would be like some jerk copying a van gogh and thinking that hes being creative. its bullshit---and what sorta competion is idol anyway? they sing together and does anybody really wanna win it. shit. if i was trying to win a contest i would do whatever i could to fuck with my competition in hopes of winning...these queers sing together to start of shows...wtf

Sharon

Great, so you told us Jaydee was kissing his 19 year old girl friend. You don't deny his girlfriend could be his sister. Are you jealous because he's not giving you any?

Lady(?) Kerns

Judging by your language, you're no lady. Then again, probably the only way you could ever be a lady is by entering a drag contest. Now go away little boy.

But before you go, a piece of advice. If you're going to call people "deluesional", learn to spell it first.

Kathryne Ann

Pretty awesome display, but you're no Deryl.

And your name looks like you misspelled it.

Erin

What a waste of energy and creativity! How puerile. There must be something more worthwhile that you could spend your time than on writing your retarded letters to this website.

I'd say develop your talents, but it's obvious you have none.

John

Your letter is so dull, it doesn't deserve more comment than to just say fuck you too.

Sabrina, Shane, Jacob &; Marie

Welcome to VFTW.

deepakgrover, you had me going for a moment. Great rant. I was about to say you left one name off your list, Jorbacca. Then I noticed you said bad singers the voters chose.

Fender Bender, I agree. "Lady" kerns' comment is a classic. When I read your line about spitting all over your keyboard, I spat out my breakfast, too. What a waste of good cardboard.

Dear Lady Kerns,

Although I am afraid that I must plead guilty (mea culpa) to being a fat ass (mea gulpa) shut in (mea sofa spuda) that talks to my TV (mea kooka) I will have you know that I only eat cardboard as a source of fiber (mea just-a-regular-guya). I am not a creepy weirdo like the other freaks on here that eat cardboard just for fun or because it tastes good ...... although it is fun and it DOES taste good. Perhaps I've said too much.

Hallelujah! Mail bag day! I live for this...and Vodka.

Sharon: "I know that my opinion will not mean anything to people like you that are the type that we watch on the news at night, doing sick things to other human beings."

Hummm. I think I'll fix that for you:

"I know that my opinion will not mean anything because I am an inbred moron who cannot understand why I would hate someone who votes for 'my cousin/brother'Jaydee. People like me are the type that you watch on the news at night, doing sick things to other human beings."

There! fixed and good as new.

Lady Kerns: "You need to seek psycohiatric help is your life so empty and worthless that you dedciate it to screwing with a tv show,and destorying people's dreams."

You know, I love it when someone invents a new word! "Destorying". Like taking apart a story...very cool! But three misspellings on one sentence is a record here at VFTW. You get the dumbass "can't spell worth poop on a stick" award. Congratulations! And by the way, you are NO lady. Get real.

Kathryne Ann: Clearly done as a text message from your phone, so you are disqualified from relevance. In case you did not notice, text messaging rates DO apply. You owe us 45.52 plus your first born bastard child.

Erin: "How puerile". Really good word, nice how you fit that in there to make yourself look smart. Now just speak real english, okay? Use the word "childish" so that the other Tards and turds can understand you.

John: "First of all, fuck every single one of you."

If you PM me, I'll give you my address so that you can get started. You better get busy so that you can get on to making more fun illuminating comments in the next mailbag. There are a lot of worsters out there waiting to be fucked so better get to gettin!!

For those of you who like us, we humbly accept your affections and return them in kind. "cause if you can't be with the one you love honey, love the one you're with!"

Magooish

Magooish,

Great comments as always. Fantastic pick-up on "destorying". I missed that in the ocean of "lady's" misspellings.

I propose that destorying become an official part of VFTW vocabulary.

Example of usage: Magooish did a superb job of destorying Cousin Sharon's letter.

I am not a creepy weirdo like the other freaks on here that eat cardboard just for fun or because it tastes good ...... although it is fun and it DOES taste good.

Here we go again with that old argument.

Tastes great!

Less filling!