Check back next month, Deryl. We have no limit on this <em>Moron Of The Month</em> thing.

Dear Sirs/Madams:

Pursuant to recent complaints lodged by Sara-Beth and Lissie, we wish to notify you of our investigation of possible criminal activity involving your website. It has come to our attention that said website is potentially engaged in activities of slander and bothering contesands.

We remain unaware of what "contesands" are, but apparently, said complainants are under the impression that slander is a criminal matter rather than a civil one, and even that there is some sort of law against bothering. What is more, they actually seem to believe that one or another of these alleged offenses is a capital offense, and that, wherever your server or your domicile is located, it somehow comes under our local jurisdiction. We were even asked to send an officer to you on permanent assignment to administer daily ass-kickings.

On behalf of the people of Local, please accept our sincerest apologies for the presence of such idiots in our community. We are profoundly embarrassed by their very existence, and we sincerely hope you don't assume that well everybody in our community has been similarly lobotomized.

Sincerely,

Sgt. Stedenko

Local Police Dept.

Wow, he didn't get the reference, did he? I just loved the "Lerry, Deryl and Deryl" thing.

And I only saw it because I had gone back and read it, since he pointed it out. I missed it the first time.

Dear Bunky the Clown:

FUCKIN' BRILLIANT!!!

M-Dawg

Thank you!

But hey ... Sara-Beth provided great material to start with ...

Bunky

i bet i could like an eggplant on fire and it's brain activity would be greater than kellie pickler's.

just for the sake of control in this science experiment, let's also light kellie pickler on fire before we test her brain activity.

smartie: you are legend.

This fucking site is stuipd who ever runs this site needs to stop telling ppl to vote for the worst vote for the best this site is the reason why ruben fantasia taylor won american idol &; jennifer hudson chris daughtry melinda doolittle got voted off stop running this site or all the idol fans will.