Vote for the Worst Album Review - Blake Lewis: Audio Day Dream (ADD)

Posted by thefunnystone on Wednesday, December 05, 2007 at 4:05 AM EST
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Blake Lewis wants us all to get ADD, his semi-clever abbreviation for his debut album Audio Day Dream. After reviewing Jordin’s album, I was expecting more of the same post-Idol crap. What I found though was a surprisingly consistent and listenable album that is actually much better than the typical contestant fare. That’s not to say the album doesn’t have its problems (we’ll get to those in a bit), but overall, Blake may be the first finalist in the history of the show to actually produce an album that actually flows like a real album.


During his time on Idol, Blake made no apologies for being an 80’s kid. He beatboxed, he synthesized, and he put on his best Cure impression week after week. It seemed that his strengths were his live performance abilities, as his vocal talents are lacking, but he put on a hell of show with varying results. So I approached the album with trepidation, wondering if the one-man show could translate to record. Fortunately, it usually does. Blake’s beatboxing is woven in and out of tracks in a pretty decent fashion. And his interludes between tracks, while sometimes annoying, are varied enough that they’re palatable.


Let’s start with the album’s strong points. First, there really isn’t much filler here. Most of the songs follow along with the 80’s theme and are pretty catchy. The standout track for me is “How Many Words”, which is really the only track that effortlessly combines Blake’s beatboxing and an incredibly well crafted pop song into a potential radio hit. “Gots to Get Her” is incredibly catchy, but it’s mostly due to its reworking of “Puttin On the Ritz” and not really because of the new lyrics. And songs like “Surrender” are good if you ignore the fact that Blake thinks he’s a bigger casanova than he really is. The last few tracks on the album seem like a love letter written to Chris Richardson about how Blake will go to the “End of the World” or go “1000 Miles” for him (cue Caketards spontaneously combusting), but the ballads are actually surprisingly well crafted, albeit a bit generic.


One of the problems with the album is the fact that Blake sees himself as a man who can steal your girl at the club, when in reality he’s an 80’s dork. The album could have been stronger if Blake rid himself of the Justin Timberlake style bragging. The bravado works for Timberlake because girls actually do want him. Also, Blake still seems to be in Idol mode, where he sang songs to the audience as if he was trying to flirt with them for votes. He habitually picked songs that tried to play up the fact that he wanted to go home with the voting audience and be their boyfriend. It was just androgynous enough that he was obviously flirting with tweenage girls and gay men at the same time. Though Idol’s over, Blake still takes the same approach hoping to sell albums, but it doesn’t work as well.


Most of the album’s tracks vary from enjoyable to typical, but a 3 track section had me questioning Blake’s judgment (and my own… for listening to the album). “Whatcha Got 2 Lose” starts amping up the 80’s to a horrifically cheesy peak. Unlike the fun cheese on the rest of the album, the song starts to grate after a while. But it doesn’t truly all fall apart until the worst track, “She’s Makin Me Lose It”. Here, Blake does a third-rate Prince impression and the track is almost unlistenable because it’s so terrible. Throw in a few metallic voices and the song becomes the musical version of a robot being neutered. To finish off the trio of pain, Blake decides to do an interlude called “Bshorty Grabs Mic!” The beatboxing here certainly doesn’t work outside the context of performing on stage like the shorter interludes, though thankfully this track is only about a minute. If you have the option to buy this album minus the above three tracks (iTunes anyone?), you really should consider it.


So is Audio Day Dream groundbreaking? No. But is it a well crafted pop record? Yes. And the one thing I have to hand to Blake is that he made the album he actually wanted to make. It’s a bit cheesy, it’s a bit generic, but so is Blake. It doesn’t take away from the fact that Blake did make a highly enjoyable record. Just don’t play “She’s Makin Me Lose It” around any cats in heat and you should be fine.


Papayafan
Posted: 12/5/2007 at 4:30 AM Reply with quote

Well I certainly agree with the last sentence. I think I hated Whatcha Got 2 Lose even more though. Hope you're not getting too fantardy, Dave, if your review appears on the scaries as best review yet, you may need to seek professional help.

Hoya03
Posted: 12/5/2007 at 4:57 AM Reply with quote
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Hats off to the album cover designer! I am happy for the both of them. When is the wedding by the way?

thefunnystone
Posted: 12/5/2007 at 6:02 AM Reply with quote
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I'm definitely not fantardy. I just figured I'd give a good album its props. But the Prince song is musical garbage. I wanted to rip my eardrums off. I do believe "How Many Words" has huge potential though.

magooish
Posted: 12/5/2007 at 6:35 AM Reply with quote
Magoo, you've done it again! Location: Cartoon land

Were the 80's so good that they need a rerun? I lived thru them, did my stint at the disco and learned to love Nirvana, however I don't think they are musical resurrection material.

If Blake were taking on the Police or U2 genre, I'd say he was listenable (tho I don't want to hear any more police songs on AI mind you) but 80's beatbox music? I don't even remember beatboxing existing in the 80's.

Magooish

Smartie
Posted: 12/5/2007 at 8:08 AM Reply with quote
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Beatboxing was around, but only really popular to viewers of "Police Academy" movies or into breakdancing/hip-hop. And even then it was short lived, a novelty act. One that rapidly got old.

A few years ago one beatboxer got into the top ten of Aus Idol and when he was eliminated, released an album. Betcha noone can remember that kids name. I can't.

smarterthanpickler
Posted: 12/5/2007 at 10:35 AM Reply with quote
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No death threats yet? I'm disapointed.

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Beat boxing was all novelty in the 80s, as it is now.

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Glad Blake (more or less) made the album he wanted. But his fans will be the death of him.

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magooish
Posted: 12/5/2007 at 11:23 AM Reply with quote
Magoo, you've done it again! Location: Cartoon land

Since I never wasted 2 hours on a police academy movie, I clearly was out of the beatboxing loop.

Well, there's one thing I did right when I was younger and stupid. I still have those 2 hours to my credit.

Magooish

Nightwing69
Posted: 12/5/2007 at 2:54 PM Reply with quote
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Dave...is the album cover for real??? THAT's some scary shit...besides being just too fuckin' weird for words, it looks like the unicorn just wiped Blake's face with Unicorn Snot.

Regardless of this freaky-deaky cover, I'm about to go and pick the album up...your review is well-crafted and very fair, and you made me interested enough to buy it.

But PLEASE tell me that's not REALLY the cover...this cover is TOTALLY 80's Marky Mark...

Is this dude trying to desperately come out?

M-Dawg

thefunnystone
Posted: 12/6/2007 at 12:08 PM Reply with quote
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It's his album cover... with a few modifications.

Nightwing69
Posted: 12/6/2007 at 4:07 PM Reply with quote
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Dude, I TOTALLY LOVE YOU!!!

Awesome, my man, freakin' awesome...

M-Dawg

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