Next Great American Band Spoilers for 12/7/07

Posted by thefunnystone on Thursday, December 06, 2007 at 1:49 AM EST
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Remember, the show is on at 9 PM this week because Fox is trying to trick people into watching by switching Next Great American Band with Don't Forget the Lyrics. Lame. So anyway, if you want to know the fate of Light of Doom and the eliminated band, thanks to MJ's Big Blog... click "read more."

Dot Dot Dot has finally left the building. Making the final 4 the 2 overly hyped country bands, Denver, and LIGHT OF DOOM! The Plant Brothers add a bass player and drummer to their line up (rigged). An awesome quote from Caffiend at MJ's

But it quickly became evident that the producers have decided that

LOD’s run needs to come to an end. Sure, it’s been a kick to have these

junior rockers on the show, but for God’s sake, there is no way these

toddlers are getting a frikkin’ record contract! They did “We Will Rock

You,” and while I didn’t think it was that bad, it was skewered by all

three judges. And the original song was even more poorly received.

Yay!

Professor Chan
Posted: 12/6/2007 at 6:53 AM Reply with quote
Location: Van Nuys

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YAY!!!  Those damned Dots are gone.  Whoo!!

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Now is the toughest week ever with only Denver being a weaker link than Light of Doom.  So we ALL MUST VOTE!!!  We are too close to winning this show to turn back now.

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--CHAN 

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magooish
Posted: 12/6/2007 at 9:17 AM Reply with quote
Magoo, you've done it again! Location: Cartoon land

No win will taste as sweet,

No youth will be as wasted,

No music will be as wrecked,

Nothing will piss of Nigel more,

No better opportunity to render the judges useless,

No VFTW pick will be so perfect

as LIGHT OF DOOM for the win!

Magooish

Smartie
Posted: 12/6/2007 at 9:34 AM Reply with quote
Anorexia Face Location: are they ceiling Lauren fat?? :O

An open letter to all the Dot3 fans:

Your band SUCKS!

And was beaten by a bunch of little kids!

HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!

Yours sincerely,

Smartie.

JMO
Posted: 12/6/2007 at 1:55 PM Reply with quote
Location: OZ

I love the DOTS. I hope they get a record deal soon, I would love to have one of thier CD's. I like the Clark Brothers also, but feel they have thier foot in the recording door already with The CLark FAmily Experience, thier family group has had hit songs (Mean WHile Back at the Ranch). As long as those 1970 rocker children don't win I'm for anyone now.

Nightwing69
Posted: 12/6/2007 at 4:05 PM Reply with quote
VFTW's Junkyard Dawg Location: Philadelphia

ODE TO VFTW'S MAGNIFICENT EFFORTS to get L.icking O.ur D.ongs to the TOP of the NGAB HEAP!

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Yeah, my shorts are Fruit of the Loom!

Yeah, I'm voting for LIGHT OF DOOM!

These kids aren't dumb and they're not rubes;

Even lacking hair on pubes!

Nigel badly wants them off;

Nigel, turn your head and cough!

LIGHT OF DOOM will win it all!

And, yeah, each kid only has one ball!

VFTW will pull you through!

Losers! Get your lawlers and sew!

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Dedicated to Dreamy Magooish...

M-Dawg

Smartie
Posted: 12/6/2007 at 4:23 PM Reply with quote
Anorexia Face Location: are they ceiling Lauren fat?? :O

JMO, you're at the wrong site :)

Smartie
Posted: 12/6/2007 at 4:24 PM Reply with quote
Anorexia Face Location: are they ceiling Lauren fat?? :O

M-Dawg, you're a nutter :D

magooish
Posted: 12/7/2007 at 2:15 AM Reply with quote
Magoo, you've done it again! Location: Cartoon land

It is a piece of VFTW history...M-Dawg the poet!

It ain't Robert Frost, but it may be even better....especially the lawlers part :)

BTW, happy to see you on the forums finally! And congrats on your Whatevia nomination. Nice piece of work that flame.

Magooish

Smartie
Posted: 12/7/2007 at 4:48 PM Reply with quote
Anorexia Face Location: are they ceiling Lauren fat?? :O

Congrats on your nom, Magooish! It was I that nominated your hysterical flame :)

Nightwing69
Posted: 12/7/2007 at 7:17 PM Reply with quote
VFTW's Junkyard Dawg Location: Philadelphia

Smartie, my Darling, you've ALWAYS known that I was a nutter!

xo,

M-Dawg

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