The Schedule for American Idol 7 is Set

BLESS YOU DAVE!

You have taken the plunge YET ONCE AGAIN to lead us while we skewer, lambast and roast this puss-filled zit called American Idol.

My thirst for Troll Blood and Entrails notwithstanding, the comradery with my Worster colleagues is a truly wonderful and magnificent thing...thank you.

xo,

M-Dawg

P.S. -- LET THE DISEMBOWELING BEGIN!!!

Let me fill in some more.

Late February - our first caricature, hopefully.

Mar 1, first mailbag o' hate gets posted on VFTW home page.

Mar 12, first fodder contestant of whom VFTW has spoiled his dreams is eliminated.

Mar 18, top 11 perform, first obvious pimping and the time when I start hating such contestants.

Mar 25, top 10 perform, where we can start differentiating between the fan favorites and the producer's favorites.

Apr 1, top 9 perform, VFTW pick shines with a perfect VFTW performance, public anticipates his-her elimination.

Apr 2, VFTW pick survives. Public starts bitching about it. Fat bitch starts another hunger strike.

Apr 3, our next dose of juicy hate mail.

Apr 15, top 8 perform, judges do their very best to degrade our pick.

Apr 16, our pick survives again, and becomes the butt of jokes on late night television. Producers are not worried because they have already decided their winner by now.

Apr 22, top 7 perform, and our pick surprises everyone with a fairly decent performance.

Apr 23, our pick is in top three according to dialidol. Producers are debating whether to dismiss our pick this week. They decide to let it go one more week because next week's theme is a complete mismatch for him/her.

Apr 24, Next batch of hate mail with lawlers, lawsuites and hallowcaust analogies.

Apr 29, VFTW pick bombs badly with mismatched theme, much to the judges' delight, except for Paula who is too drunk to notice.

Apr 30, even after completely sucking, our pick is second in dialidol. Despite that, he/she gets dismissed.

Apr 31, BWAAA-HAAA-HAAA emails come streaming in to Dave.

May 1, Dave picks next VFTW choice.

May 6, top four. It's obvious who is going to win by now.

May 7, despite absolutely sucking balls, the producers favorite advances on.

And after that, who really cares?

This was HEE-LARIOUS, FENDER!!! You are too freakin' brilliant for words... :-)

Looking at our success with Jaydee (and, to a lesser extent, with LOD), who knows? We may just move some mountains and get our initial pick all the way to the top!

Dare to dream, Worsters...DARE TO DREAM.

M-Dawg

Fender, I need to mark my calendar. What's the date for the girl on the toilet seat pics to get released?

That pisses me off about The Hollywood Rounds. Where is the best place to bitch about that so Nigel and the rest of those shit for brains PTB can see it.

We know they are lurking!

Comfortable chair with vomitorium attached? check.

Excessive amounts of wine available to blot out the memory? Check.

TV remote set on alternate channel in case of idiotic judge elimination? check.

Stocks of toilet paper to handle the shit that will spew from the TV screen for 4 months? check.

Telephone with VFTW pick phone # on auto dial? Check.

Downloaded dialing software to power vote? Check.

Brain frequency tuned into "excessively sarcastic" to bash VFTW trolls over and over and over again? Check plus.

I'm ready. Let the 8th year of crap on a stick commence.

Magooish.

Actually Magooish this is only the 7th year of crap. Sorry ;)

As I said, excessive amounts of wine to blot out my memory, so I stand by my former statement. What did I say?

:burp:

Magooish

Grrr.... That is way too many audition episodes. Too bad the Hollywood rounds are so short. D:

Jeez Louise, Magooish...I got it bad for you and that ain't good... :-)

BURP, INDEED!!!

xo,

M-Dawg