With Chief Detective Smartie using her brilliance and her superior research, analytical and critical thinking skills, 'tis true, indeed:

WE FIND OUT EVERYTHING.

Clive and Simon...we're coming for you two sloppy, stupid, slapdash and evil bastards...BE-FUCKIN'-WARE...

M-Dawg

Probably true for most of the plants (the part about being nice). The larger truth is "The finger of blame should be pointed at the producers" for the manipulated process and the mentally abusive process in how thay take terrible advantage of so many contestants.

F.A.G posts on the home page! Woo Hoo! Now I know hell hath frozen over.

AI is not going to post the rules, just like they don't post the actual votes. Doing so would mean the producers have to be upfront and honest, and relinquish control over the process to the American viewing public.

Never.gonna.happen.

Even though it's called American Idol, the real name is "shut up and gag on whomever we shove down your throat."

Magooish

McGooish wrote

Even though it's called American Idol, the real name is "shut up and gag on whomever we shove down your throat."

Though I agree with you, it is just to long to fit in a background logo, and can you imagine Ryan stating "who will be going home tonight, we will find out in a moment when Shut up and gag on whomever we shove down your throat returns.

On the plus side, that might mean fewer commercial breaks.

You could always abbreviate it to " Shut up and gag". Or Suag.

Magooish

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I agree, yet there's no way to talk about this without Carly getting caught up in the crossfire.

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Either way, there's no way she's going to come even close to winning. As you said, most Americans like their Idols American. Plus, she  didn't come off as that likable during her audition, tried to have this rock image, then sang a diva song.

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She's Gina Glocksen with an Irish accent. I'm still trying to figure out why she's being so pimped.

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Insane im with you I have no idea why the hell they are pimping her so bad. She really sucks and is ugly as hell.

I actually hope she stays on and pisses off alot of fantards so they can just say fuck it and VFTW with us

oh, hell no! She needs to go bye bye! And we are just the assholes to do it!!

Oh yes, the plot definitely thickens!!

I hope the bitch gets kicked to the curb and fast!!

Tom Lowe was so hott. -stereotypical teenage sigh-

Disqualify herrrrr.