Was Taylor Hicks hanging with a hooker?

Posted by thefunnystone on Monday, February 04, 2008 at 1:12 PM EST
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We don't quite get the obsession of Radar Magazine with Taylor Hicks (they seem to know more about his sex life than the creepy obsessed Soul Patrolers), but they let us all in on a possible tidbit. Their speculation is that the girl who was pictured romping on the beach with Taylor a little while back may actually be an escort. Taylor truly is the VFTW winner in every sense of the word, and we love it, though we're sure even he can get some without paying for it. But hey, let the man enjoy his hookers! After suffering through a traumatizing stint on AI and being forced to sing awful karaoke songs, you might need a high priced ho to cry on too. (Picture from Splash News)


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Kip the Dip
Posted: 2/4/2008 at 3:28 PM Reply with quote
Location: Texas

Speaking of Taylor's sex life, I bet his head isn't the only place where he's gray.

Ew! I just grossed myself out!
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joeyharmonic
Posted: 2/4/2008 at 6:22 PM Reply with quote
Laconic Bastard Location: Beelzebub's Breakfast Salon

Oh come on - this is just some rumour spread by a demented Hausefrau who refuses to believe Taylor was able to get himself a woman who is under 50 and weighs less than 300 Ib.

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melismaqueen
Posted: 2/5/2008 at 2:57 AM Reply with quote

Ummm... Who the fuck cares?
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ohsnap
Posted: 2/5/2008 at 5:32 AM Reply with quote

I'm just amazed that the Soul Patrollers will go to such lengths to enforce their denial of the fact that Taylor Hicks is not going to marry one of them. The conspiracy theory of hiring some girl to pretend to Carolyn Leiders or whatever the hell her name is or hiring Carolyn to pretend to be the beach girl - is the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard. Even the Claymates aren't that delusional.

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musicmad
Posted: 2/5/2008 at 6:30 AM Reply with quote

I don't think the soul patrollers made this up. The magazine is claiming inside sources. Why is it delusional? If she's a hooker he better cover his ass!

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jawajedi
Posted: 2/5/2008 at 8:52 AM Reply with quote
Will ideate for food Location: Golden Arches

Who cares, and what does this have to do with singing ability or album sales?
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Nightwing69
Posted: 2/5/2008 at 11:00 AM Reply with quote
VFTW's Junkyard Dawg Location: Philadelphia

Hooker Schmooker...BFD.

Taylor, if you've got the cash to burn, then get yo' pay-ho on, Baby!

M-Dawg
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Rascal
Posted: 2/6/2008 at 7:16 AM Reply with quote

He's got that "I'm with a high-priced hooker" look on his face.
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Rascal
Posted: 2/6/2008 at 7:17 AM Reply with quote

He's got that "I'm with a high-priced hooker" look on his face.
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Kip the Dip
Posted: 2/6/2008 at 4:12 PM Reply with quote
Location: Texas

Evidently VFTW likes to keep tabs on their former picks. Mostly, it's just bashing an AI winner, hence bashing AI in a way.
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