Idols Score Whammies at the Grammies

Posted by thefunnystone on Monday, February 11, 2008 at 1:41 PM EST
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Looks like Idol isn't the magic formula after all. While one former Idol at least got something at the Grammies (Carrie Underwood won Best Female Country Vocal Performance, and songwriters for Farmbot and Boomie won in 2 other categories), the other Idols left empty-handed. Major tool Daughtry rightfully lost in all categories except for Worst Performance by a Tool with an Idiotic Tattoo (he almost lost to Blake Lewis), while Mantasia, Kelly Clarkson, and homophobe Mandisa also took home nothing. Don't be sad, kids. You can still come back to sing Idol Gives Head 2.0 since you'll likely be forced to anyway. And we just had to post this funny picture of John Mayer and Daughtry at the finale, courtesy of MJ's Big Blog. Leave us a comment and write a caption!

smarterthanpickler
Posted: 2/11/2008 at 1:48 PM Reply with quote
Administrator Location: In your head

John Mayer to Tool: "Hey, it's not as humiliating as when you lost to Katharine McPhee and Taylor Hicks".

John Mayer to Tool: "Ouch! It's almost as embarrassing as when people started walking out of your show".

sunshine8503
Posted: 2/11/2008 at 1:55 PM Reply with quote
Suck it, Bitches! Location: Self-important hypocrite & sadistic net nerd

LOL

Hoya03
Posted: 2/11/2008 at 2:29 PM Reply with quote
Location: 2 days before the day after tomorrow

Your glowing head reminds me of a giant PenisWithEars you tool.

Smartie
Posted: 2/11/2008 at 4:59 PM Reply with quote
Anorexia Face Location: are they ceiling Lauren fat?? :O

Mayer "Buddy, now I gave you a ten spot to look after my car for me. All you needed to do was park it out back. What do you mean it's 'dented a little'?"

Penis With Ears "But, I AM a musician! I'm not a parking attendant! I am a singer, I swear it! Please believe me!"

Ravenbomb
Posted: 2/11/2008 at 5:27 PM Reply with quote
Location: Home is where you're happy

John Mayer: "It's not so bad, just suppress the gag reflex"

cynmac
Posted: 2/11/2008 at 6:20 PM Reply with quote
Nadia Turner Location: A little blue island in the sea of red state

Watched 'Grammy Fashion Award Wrap' on TV Guide Channel, hosted by Lisa Rinna (insert joke here). I watched so you didn't have to...

They liked Daughtry's leather outfit for the red carpet.

They referred to Fantasia's hair as 'street style'. I think they meant 'street walker style'. They did like her dress.

They also thought Carrie had 'pageant hair' - too much spray. But they liked her dress too.

At least we didn't have to listen to the Daughtry performance they kept hyping. Probably cut on account of time, like 3 1/2 hours was not enough.

CannondaleKid
Posted: 2/12/2008 at 5:45 AM Reply with quote

Mayer: "Don't cry buddy, it could be worse right? Right? Well maybe not. Hey, there's always the kids choice awards on Nickelodeon!"

rem
Posted: 2/12/2008 at 5:46 AM Reply with quote
Location: Middle of the Pacific

The Grammys are probably the 2nd most phoney thing compared to AI. Not to mention boring. Ratings were really down this year and they can't blame it on being shown head to head with AI.

luvalottatait
Posted: 2/12/2008 at 9:17 AM Reply with quote

okay, I love VFTW but I have to slap you on the wrist for a second. Mandisa is not a homophobe. She made one comment that was refering to her own lifestyle issues and it was completely turned around to make her sound like she was bashing gays. She wasn't. Seriously, this site is awesome and it makes me laugh so hard I pee my pants, but I had to stand up for my girl, Mandisa. She's the real deal!

Kehlyr
Posted: 2/12/2008 at 9:57 AM Reply with quote
Location: Depends on the drug.

Yahoo entertainment called Fantasia's do "skunk-like", and call PWE's shirt pleather, dissing him for not wearing a shirt.

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