Mail Bag Update 2/28/08

Posted by thefunnystone on Thursday, February 28, 2008 at 2:48 PM EST
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Deer god how can you fit that huge head of yous throw the door.I'm so sick of yous guys taking credit for things you didn't do.I considr that copyright infrigement.First off all jock itch! Taylors fan made him win NOT YOU or your asine site.Same with Blake getting so far.I demand that you stop crediting yous self for things like this. Oh btw if I ever see your fucky face in my town I will pound it into hamburgar meet. GO TO HELL YOU JERK!

-Phoenix


BECAUSE OF YOUR STUPID WEBSITE, UNDESERVING PEOPLE STAY AND OTHER’S DREAMS ARE SHATTERED. IF YOU DON’T BELIEVE ME, DID YOU SEE AMERICAN IDOL TONIGHT? ALAINA & ALEXANDREA WERE NOT THE 2 WORST AND BECAUSE OF YOU PROMOTING THIS AND THE FREAKS THAT LISTEN TO YOU, THIS CONTEST BECOMES VERY UNFAIR. I KNOW YOU SAY IT IS JUST A TV SHOW, BUT IT IS VERY IMPORTANT FOR THESE CONTESTANTS. THEY WORK INCREDIBLY HARD AND SINGING IS THEIR PASSION & HOPEFULLY THEY CAN MAKE A LIVING AT IT. YOUR WEBSITE SUCKS!!!! I HOPE THEY SHUT YOU DOWN. I KNOW I’LL NEVER HEAR FROM YOU, BUT JUST IN CASE MY ADDRESS IS BELOW. (Address removed to protect the idiotic)

-Jim


Your the singel reason why we will never have a gay president. You lie ,cheat and make a mokery off American and are the most evil and least honest American in the world. How dare you make a mokery of such a delihtful show like AI.Its for familys and good Americans. All the kids are doing is trying to make it as a pop star and you ruin it for them.How dare you.It makes me shake with anger how mean spirted you guys are.Jesus crist dude just let us enjoy this show.and leave the hell alone. FUCK YOU ,KISS MY ASS,CUM SUCKER,ASS SUCKER.Fuck you fuck you fuck you.Fuck you fuck you fuck you.Fuck you fuck you fuck you.Fuck you fuck you fuck you.Fuck you fuck you fuck you.Fuck you fuck you fuck you.Fuck you fuck you fuck you.SHIT LICKER! DIE IN HELL CUM STAIN!! Fuck you fuck you fuck you.Fuck you fuck you fuck you.Fuck you fuck you fuck you.Fuck you fuck you fuck you.Fuck you fuck you fuck you.Fuck you fuck you fuck you.Fuck you fuck you fuck you.

-Michael


YOU FUCKER YOU LEAVE MY HOTTIE DANNY ALONE HE IS A GOD SINGER AND HE SHOULD NOT BE YOUR PICK US DANNY FANS DO NOT NEED YOUR HELP SO PISS OFF VOMIT FACE L8TER SHIT HEAD FUCK OF FUCK OFF

-Odalis


I wanna give you a peice of my mind you slum bucket ear wig! Leave my show alone now! My fiends Tara,Melissa,Carrie and Ryan don't like you and nither do I.Its very mean of you to mess with peeps happiness.Its your choice to watch this show,so you should have nothing aganst it.Are you so borning that you have to fuck with a tv show.Thats silly and very gay and mean hearted!.I belog to a fan club that loves AI.Its a show for fans not silly farts that hate it.Get a life and chnage the chanel its not hard to do fartwipe.My Lil sis cried when you made Ace get voted off .Are you happy you made a kid cry you dumbass!Ace has talent and should of won but you voted him off!I HATE YOU SO MUCH!!!!!1111 Go sit on the craper and coke on your fart fulmes you fucker!!1111 Die devil!!!1111

-Babe


I'll keep this short since you can't reason with an idoit! (meaning you jagoffs) Your are mean man and I hope sombody gives you a swife kick in the balls. Your a rotten human begining

-Cara


You guys make my day three times a week. I am a fan of Idol -- it's been a guilty pleasure for the past 4 years -- but I still visit VFTW after each show because it's just so freakin' funny. And I'm not sure which is funnier: What you write or what is written by the lunatics who can't take a joke. Are these people really so attached to a TV show that it evokes ANGER when someone makes fun of it? Hilarious! I say VFTW is democracy at it's best. In America we can do and say whatever the fuck we want and that's what makes us great. Keep on rockin' in the free world, kids.

-Jaime


Here is the problem with your web site and voting for the worst. This truly is a contest where a nobody can become a somebody. There is a lot of money at stake, plus a person’s future. These kids are someone’s son, daughter, brother, sister, etc. You are an example of what is wrong with this country. Please remember, what goes around, comes around.

-Judi


Hey I’m all about your site, its great, and I’ve always supported it, but Danny Noriega is so fucking annoying…Can we pick someone atleast a little less annoying to vote for…I can’t stand him. I don’t want to see him on TV anymore.

-E


I will never ever vote for the worst i didn't vote for taylor or sanjaya your crap won't work this year you think if you vote for the worst american idol will end but it won't so stop trying to you don't even have to win idol anymore to have sucess look at daughtry jennifer hudson so just stop.

-Michael


I am not even an adult. I am not going to give my age, but I am under 14 years old, and I love American Idol. YOU terrible people need to just ignore the show if you have such a problem with it. For all you rejects, if you hate Idol now just because you are a reject, then either don't watch it, or get singing lessons and try again. You guys are ruining all the fun for all the people that love whatever show you are messing up, and we can't wait for the day when you realize that you are doing NOTHING for your life.

-Sarah


I think Carly should be your candidate, or at least more of a target. NOT because she is a bad singer, by any means, but because she is comically unemotional when she sings. She has Catherine McPhee disease, except at least Catherine had energy. Carly is comically lacking both energy and emotion, and the fact none of the judges have pointed that out is also comical. I also want to say I still LOVE you for admitting Elliott Yamin was a good singer, back in season five.

-Linda


Anyone who follows this site is a sheep. Someone with no brains to think for themselves, what a sad world......

-Joanne


Why did you start a website like this? By voting for someone who doesn't truly deserve to be there, your causing the people who can sing to lose. Are you saying they don't deserve to win either much like the VFTW pick? I don't understand your reasoning. Is it simply to hurt American Idol? Because i'm sure they don't give a rats ass. In any case, it's unfair for those who can sing but lose because of this shit. All the contestants last year who got cut because Sanjaya beat them are having trouble making and selling albums because they didn't last long enough to make an impact on the audience. It's hard to get a record deal and your purposely hurting many people because you think it's funny? That's a really shitty thing to do. I know you get a lot of this crap, so i pretty sure you'll just disregard this message. Hell, if ur a COD teacher, then i live almost a half hour away from where you teach. Hard to think i will be going to school with someone who crushes dreams. How ironic, you teach students so they can achieve a career but all the while your damaging other dreams. I don't understand why you would want to do something like that.

-Mortalkombatfan5


Hey you guys, I love VFTW!! I know you probably won't post this because you always post the negative ones, but I honestly think that it's so awesome how you guys are *helping* American Idol keep the entertaining guys on. But instead of Amanda Overmyer, I think you should do that girl who does those weird Britney Spears impressions, because she is HILARIOUS. I'm watching Idol right now, don't know if she'll get eliminated tonight. Anyway, great job you guys. Keep it going. :)

-Jerrica


Danny is not even close to the worst. Encouraging people to vote for him is homophobic. So the kid is gay BFD. If you want to keep someone bad in, vote for the guy who sang Moon River.

-Robert


Why don't you stick with 1 contestant the whole way through? If the one you choose goes home you lose if they stay you're still in the game. Everytime one of the worsters gets voted off you try to find another, it's pretty funny. When it's just down to two people at the end neither one of them are gona suck so why does it matter anymore? Admit it when it doesn't work.

-Brandon


okay, david is NOT the worst. hes amazing. so you guys are just gaining more votes for the right person to win, which isnt even the point of your site. way to go guys! DAVID HAS AN AMAZING VOICE AND WHOEVER THINKS HES THE WORST IS ON CRACK!

-Nate


Ok, soo like when i found out about this site i was like REALLY mad because american idol is like my FAVORITE show i love it and your like messing it up and stuff so i want you to stop. look i no under all your meanness theres like some nice in there that really cares about these contestants feelings like i do. i vote for the person that i like REALLY feel should win, someone with no talent say Ewwjaya Malakar(my like amazing spectacular name for that creep) shoulnt win and when i saw him getting through every week like last year i was so mad and voted soooo hard for my fav Haley Scarnato who shouldnt have been voted off before Ewwjaya. Now listen here and listen good buddyDO NOT PUT THESE SEASON 7 CONTESTANTS THROUGH WHAT THOSE POOR SEASON 6 CONTESTANTS HAD TO GO THROUGHH! DO NOT MAKE DANNY SEASON 7s EWWJAYA!! Now i am going to vote SOOO hard for Asia'h and you better stop this!!! Im soo serious you are going down. You have finally met your maker votefortheworst.com and that is i Ginger!!!!!!!!!!!!!

-Ginger

Tinnerz
Posted: 2/28/2008 at 2:57 PM Reply with quote
Location: On the Satellite of Love with Joel and the bots

Three words for everyone featured in this edition of the mailbag:

Hooked On Phonics.

I mean, Jesus Christ people. Is America getting more retarded?

Svetlana-Ko
Posted: 2/28/2008 at 3:02 PM Reply with quote
Location: Chicago

Linda...

Carly has the McPheever?

...

crazytom
Posted: 2/28/2008 at 3:05 PM Reply with quote
Location: Farmington MI

Dear Trolls,

"Your" is not the same as "You are".

"You are" is the same as "You're", however.

Thank you.

(Your Welcome)

Bollox
Posted: 2/28/2008 at 3:08 PM Reply with quote
Location: Laughing at the Sparkle Cows

Dear Mailbag Writers:

In addition to the three words Tinnerz suggested...four more:

Spell Check. Grammar. Punctuation.

They all want to be your friends.

Smartie
Posted: 2/28/2008 at 3:08 PM Reply with quote
Anorexia Face Location: are they ceiling Lauren fat?? :O

Dear Phoenix,

reading your bile and vitriol soaked letter excites me. Are you single? Call me!

Cara - your a wroten spela.

Thanks for the support, hate mail writers! Please come back soon, I love you all! :) Are you all single?

BenSundown
Posted: 2/28/2008 at 3:11 PM Reply with quote

Babe,

I'm not sure Tara and Carrie like that you call them fiends!

sunshine8503
Posted: 2/28/2008 at 3:12 PM Reply with quote
Suck it, Bitches! Location: Self-important hypocrite & sadistic net nerd

<3 Mailbag

Kip the Dip
Posted: 2/28/2008 at 3:12 PM Reply with quote
Location: Texas

Joanne does have a point. Worsters are sheeple. Whatever those running the site say, the readers believe. It's just like... American Idol.

Smartie
Posted: 2/28/2008 at 3:18 PM Reply with quote
Anorexia Face Location: are they ceiling Lauren fat?? :O

Kip did you know kip is chicken in Dutch?

Did you know that that little factoid is way more interesting than any of the predictable shite you've spewed on here? It's cute but we've been around for years now, and you're treading a well worn path.

Work on your material, chookboy, and get back to us when you've come up with something original. Ok? Good.

badmammerjammer
Posted: 2/28/2008 at 3:26 PM Reply with quote
Location: LETS GO PENS

When are these jaggoffs going to learn how to spell?

Still, I heart the mail bag.

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