Hey, FYI, that word (f*g) isn't allowed here.

Wow. Reading and (finally) joining VTFW has taught me something very important over the last few years. I live amidst some of the most ignorant poorly educated people in the world. How is it possible that there are people in this country that even get to vote and sit on juries to judge people for real crimes can a) be full of so much hate, b) show such hilariously pathetic attempts at spelling and grammar, and c) be so blasphemously ignorant as to the truth?

Do you think they believe that M&;M's really don't melt in your hands too?

Freaking hilarious and sad all at the same time.

me luvin me sum mallbagg it so grate

What a bunch of dippledorks.

Thomas... i think you really ought not to post about your family joing you here. I think that is illegal in most states, and certainly immoral, at the very least.

P.S. There really is no such word as onces.... I promise. Really. Look it up.

We've already probably had a gay president with James Buchanan.

My favorites are the undecipherable run-on sentences with no shift button usage.

"My fiends Tara,Melissa,Carrie and Ryan don't like you and nither do I."

Holy crap, you don't mean THE Tara, Melissa, Carrie and Ryan? I'm so sorry, dude. I had no idea we had pissed off THE Tara, Melissa, Carrie and Ryan. Now you've scared me so badly that I can barely type, let alone dial repeatedly for Danny and Amanda. I'm afraid that I'll look out into my front yard tonight and see THE Tara, Melissa, Carrie and Ryan standing there, furious, with their straight-razors drawn, ready for action.

Then again, they probably can't read road signs, let alone what I have typed above; therefore, they won't be making it to my part of the world anytime soon, so dial again I will. If that makes me brave, hey, it's part of the life when one becomes a Worster.

Dear Complainers,

Due to increasingly poor spelling, grammar and breaks with reality, please use the following fill-in-the-blank form for future complaint postings:

Dear __________ (cocksucker, asslick, true visionary),

You ___________ (will rot in hell, take it up the ass, rock!) ___________ (Fuck, Thank) YOU! I (could / couldn't) agree more!

I can't believe that you are supporting __________ (fill in Idol name). That is so ________ (lame, funny, unAmerican).

I wish ____________ (your collective dicks would fall off, your pussy wouldn't hurt so bad, I could have your baby).

This show is so (real, great, vomitous) and I wish you would (die, fuck off, open a McDonalds).

_________ (Screw You! Sincerely, Love)

_______________

Type Name Here

(please verify spelling with birth certificate before sending....if you don't, we will find you and laugh in your general direction).

(TRANSLATION)

DER FUKHEDS,

LERN TO SPELL. IT GITS RLY OLD TRING TO DESIFER WUT UR SAING. GEEZ.

First... Who else thinks "Sarah" was the girl who cried over Sanjaya?

Second... Do you guys bang your mothers with those dirty fingers??? Holy cow are you trying to hurt our feelings with all the swearing? How JR High!

No, we use our dirty fingers on your mom. She likes it that way.

My mom is dead you horrid cow!!!

Shouldn't you be writing a book about birds or something?

You've got quite the mouth for a childrens book author. Want me to link to your work?

I didn't think so. Run along now.