Bored? Call 323-874-7777

Posted by thefunnystone on Friday, March 07, 2008 at 4:44 PM EST
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American Idol is idiotic enough to start the American Idol Live Hotline (323-874-7777). If you call, the voicemail asks for a question you'd like to ask the contestants or judges. It also asks you to leave a phone number so they can call you back. They want to get someone to ask a question live on the air. So feel free to call and attempt this with a fake question, and then switch it up to a VFTW question when you're live! Of course, the "live callers" will probably all be production staff pretending to be callers. So do what we've done so far and just leave the hotline a bunch of funny messages such as

"Did you (GASP) notice that (GASP) David Archuleta (GASP) does this annoying (GASP) gasping (GASP) this during his (GASP) performances?"

"Hey Hernandez, I've got 20 singles with your name on them. Shake it over this way, sweet cheeks."

"Hey Brooke White, this is He-Man. You'll never conquer Eternia. And eat a cheeseburger while you're at it."

Remember, we may not make it on the show, but they still have to go through all of our messages and listen to each one.

o_o
Posted: 3/7/2008 at 4:51 PM Reply with quote
VFTW's Pimp Location: Canada

Do it, do it, do it!!!

We can all screw with TPTB!

Smartie
Posted: 3/7/2008 at 4:52 PM Reply with quote
Anorexia Face Location: are they ceiling Lauren fat?? :O

"Hello, I'm calling from Australia to comment on Michael Johns. Did you know he stole music from his former bandmates just to screw them out of a record deal? And that he claimed he wrote the songs he stole?"

smarterthanpickler
Posted: 3/7/2008 at 4:58 PM Reply with quote
Administrator Location: In your head

"Hello. Has Carly Hennessy Smithson paid back the $2.2 million she lost when she and Randy Jackson were signed to the same record company?"

Simon Baldwell
Posted: 3/7/2008 at 6:04 PM Reply with quote
Location: Taipei

Hi Carly, would you get a nose job to get more votes?

Princessah
Posted: 3/7/2008 at 6:17 PM Reply with quote
Location: Ohio

I just want to ask them if they had any idea at all of how badly Jordin would SUCK when they were shoving her fat ass down America's throats last year.

BLEARGH
Posted: 3/7/2008 at 7:47 PM Reply with quote

WHERES DANNY?!?!

i miss my cute little tomato

Kip the Dip
Posted: 3/7/2008 at 8:09 PM Reply with quote
Location: Texas

"Are you trying to compensate for your boring show this year by adding a bunch of bells and whistles?"

Fallen Angel Gabriel
Posted: 3/7/2008 at 8:41 PM Reply with quote
Moderator Location: Saint-Louis-du-Ha! Ha!, Québec

Don't waste your time/money.

I bet they don't even listen to any of these messages.

There is no doubt in my mind they will take a bunch of dumb tweentard questions from family members of production people. Yawn.

Razril
Posted: 3/7/2008 at 10:19 PM Reply with quote

Have you guys seen the poll in the E Website? David Archuleta is leading by one giant landslide...

American Idol Top 12

Who's your American Idol?

* 2.9% Amanda Overmyer

* 5.6% Brooke White

* 3.8% Carly Smithson

* 0.3% Chikezie

* 58.4% David Archuleta

* 5.9% David Cook

* 3.0% David Hernandez

* 8.8% Jason Castro

* 1.2% Kristy Lee Cook

* 5.0% Michael Johns

* 4.6% Ramiele Malubay

* 0.7% Syesha Mercado

Mysterioso
Posted: 3/7/2008 at 11:06 PM Reply with quote
CUNT Location: In The Aether

I love how the tards think this is the message board.

Tee hee!

There will be nothing aired except David the Boy Lizard King fantard questions, probably by staff member's kiddy's.

Can you imagine the nightmare of callers from this place and the tards from the scaries all being allowed on air live?

That would actually be interesting.

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