As if we don't hear enough diva music on the show, Randy Jackson reveals that Mariah Carey will be a mentor on this year's show. Does this mean a Mariah Carey theme week? That seems unfairly weighted toward David Archuleta and his melismatic, corny diva-isms. Though it would also mean a hilarious performance from Amanda. Or will it just be another "Music that Mariah likes" week like Gwen Stefani's VFTW victory train wreck week last year? Either way, a terrible week of awfulness is on the horizon, so we're happy either way. Randy is also asked about VFTW in the article and he says, "I don't even know what that's about. It's just more haters cashing in." Come on, dawg. Haters? Sounds a bit pitchy to us.
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Smartie
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Posted: 3/10/2008 at 1:33 PM
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Location: are they ceiling Lauren fat?? :O
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I hope the songs will be from Glitter. Greatest album EVAH, sung by the BEST SEASON'S CAST EVAH!
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crazytom
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Posted: 3/10/2008 at 1:45 PM
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Location: Farmington MI
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This is perfect. She can mentor the contestants on how to suck really hard and break their record contracts too. This is almost a "Jump the Shark" moment, but I'll hold off on that call until they bring Whitney on the show.
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badmammerjammer
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Posted: 3/10/2008 at 1:51 PM
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Location: LETS GO PENS
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Somebody please, just kill me now. Ugh.
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EgoPrime
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Posted: 3/10/2008 at 2:14 PM
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Location: New Jersey
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Perhaps she can mentor Paula on dealing with "exhaustion."
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TheQueenOfMean
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Posted: 3/10/2008 at 2:14 PM
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Location: My Castle
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Just when I thought this show couldn't suck any worse..
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TC_man
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Posted: 3/10/2008 at 2:15 PM
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This literally ruined my day. this isnt even one of the funny VFTW-worthy mentors like Gwen Stefani; just an annoying attempt for a ratings boost. for anyone else annoyed by this, here's something to cheer you up. http://wonkette.com/tag/snl/ it's the one called "et tu, SNL?" start it at 1:34 he sounds JUST LIKE paula
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JohnnyDrama
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Posted: 3/10/2008 at 2:26 PM
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PaPa Fuck B**bs
Location: Locked in a thread! Get me out of here!!
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"Does this mean a Mariah Carey theme week?"... Say it aint so!!!
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sunshine8503
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Posted: 3/10/2008 at 2:30 PM
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Suck it, Bitches!
Location: Self-important hypocrite & sadistic net nerd
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Oh this is going to be awful. I can't wait
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smarterthanpickler
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Posted: 3/10/2008 at 2:34 PM
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Location: In your head
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Mariah's almost as wacked out as Paula.
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Insane
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Posted: 3/10/2008 at 2:42 PM
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<p> I can't wait for this train wreck to happen! I think we'll be talking about this one for years to come...if it doesn't kill us first! </p> <p> Making it a 'glitter' theme might be the only way to save it. At least it would be campy-bad. </p>
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