Worst 'American Idol' Semifinalists Ever - #2: Nick Mitchell

Posted by thefunnystone on Thursday, March 04, 2010 at 10:36 AM EST
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We're teaming with AOL Television to name the 10 worst 'American Idol' semifinalists ever. Here's our pick for #2. Check back tomorrow for our pick at #1. Also make sure to check out the entire list of 10.

Name: Nick Mitchell
Season: 8
Worst Performance: 'And I Am Telling You'
Why We Loved Him (But Everyone Else Hated Him): Nick Mitchell auditioned for American Idol with one thought in mind: to be funny. He had no intention of making it to the top 36. He even auditioned as a character he created, Normund Gentle. When Normund and Nick got a ticket to Hollywood, VFTW cheered. But we figured the guy was obvious cannon fodder for group rounds in Hollywood and didn't put much stock into him at first.

Soon after Nick's audition aired, VFTW was leaked a list of the top 36. There were only 2 mysteries on the list. First was someone named Michael. Then there was someone named Nick. We figured out Michael Sarver pretty quickly, but couldn't figure out our mystery Nick. The Idol website had 3 Nicks in Hollywood. We figured Nick Mitchell clearly wasn't the one who made it, but after 2 Hollywood episodes, we witnessed the 2 other Nicks being cut. And that's when we realized... NICK MITCHELL IS IN THE TOP 36.

It was a joyous day for VFTW. We just had one concern. Nick was hilarious when performing as Normund, but he did perform as himself one day when pressured by others to do so. And we wanted the comedy, the legend: Normund Gentle. So would Nick cave into peer pressure and try his best when it was time to perform on the semifinal stage? Or would he come out, guns blazing as our favorite sparkly shirt wearing Idol deity?

Nick took route #2, and we couldn't have been happier. Between humping the Idol logo, falling down on the stage while singing, and giving Neil Patrick Harris a shoutout, Nick gave what might be the perfect Idol semifinal performance for VFTW. We doubt anyone will ever top it and you have to see it to really understand. So here you go. (The code is wonky and we can't find this gem anywhere else, so in case the video below doesn't work, click here to view it on another page).

Nick sadly didn't advance another week because Idol stupidly brought back the semifinal format where out of 12 people, 3 made it through. If the current semifinal format was around, we probably would've gotten to see more genius performances from the amazing force known as Normund Gentle.

So how is Nick Mitchell not #1 on our list? Well AOL and VFTW made the list together, and we decided to award the #1 spot for the Worst Semifinalist to someone who was not intentionally trying to be bad and funny. Nick will always be #1 in my heart, but on this list, we still have one more performance to go. It's a legend and an oldie but goodie. So check back tomorrow to see who it is.

LadyGlambert
Posted: 3/4/2010 at 11:55 AM Reply with quote
Location: BAMF

All hail Normund Gentle. I was pissed when he didn't make the top 36.

As for number one...is it Constantine? I swear, I thought of his "Hard To Handle", "How You Remind Me" at that last line. Then I realise he wasn't a semifinalist. Can't wait to see who was deserving of the top spot.



Last edited by LadyGlambert on 3/4/2010 at 11:56 AM
FenderBender
Posted: 3/4/2010 at 12:18 PM Reply with quote
Village Idiot Location: in a village

Who wants to bet that Juanita Barber claims the top spot? I know!! The chill-ren!!

Mapa3m
Posted: 3/4/2010 at 12:19 PM Reply with quote
Location: Imaginationland

Constantine was a finalist so he can't be on this list. Otherwise Sanjaya would claim #1 easily.

RBloodworth
Posted: 3/4/2010 at 1:28 PM Reply with quote
Location: The Ninth Circle of Hell

Robbed I mean, if we're just limiting this list to those who only made it to the semis, Normund was easily #1 in my book. You said it yourself; the dude gave damn near a perfect Idol performance, at least from a VFTW standpoint. I personally would have rated Nick above Juanita "What about the chill'run?" Barber (I can't imagine anyone else being that high), but I'm willing to hear your reasoning.

Lint_Licker
Posted: 3/4/2010 at 2:00 PM Reply with quote
Location: Somewhere throwing tomatoes at little kids.

Idol really fucked up when they changed the format last year to vote people into the top 12 rather than the format they're using this season

On the other hand, I doubt that Nick or Tatiana would have made it to the semifinals on this years format (24 semifinalists instead of 36)

So what was I saying? Yea, Normund = Awesome.

islandgirly
Posted: 3/4/2010 at 2:35 PM Reply with quote
Location: over there

Quote "LadyGlambert":
All hail Normund Gentle. I was pissed when he didn't make the top 36.

He did make the top 36.

Moxie
Posted: 3/4/2010 at 3:01 PM Reply with quote
Location: In the icebox.

Priceless. From his Dad's horrified look at the start to the intentional thud on the last note, I love every moment of that performance. I have it on my iPod, but it's been awhile since I watched the video. It is much better with all the visuals added in.



Last edited by Moxie on 3/4/2010 at 3:01 PM
whc
Posted: 3/4/2010 at 3:32 PM Reply with quote
Location: ca

Quote "Lint_Licker":
Idol really fucked up when they changed the format last year to vote people into the top 12 rather than the format they're using this season

On the other hand, I doubt that Nick or Tatiana would have made it to the semifinals on this years format (24 semifinalists instead of 36)

If they had had the 24 semifinalists format last year, there's no way they would have let Nick/Normund and Tatianna into the top 24, because they didn't want them anywhere near the top 12. It's only because they had the top 36 format last year, that they felt they could throw away a couple slots for these 2 for pure entertainment's sake.

uneekfreak16
Posted: 3/4/2010 at 5:32 PM Reply with quote
Location: Davis, Califiornia

Awwwww, after watching the video I am reminded of how much I miss Pauler :(

Smartie
Posted: 3/4/2010 at 5:40 PM Reply with quote
Anorexia Face Location: are they ceiling Lauren fat?? :O

Greatest semi final appearance ever.

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