Turns out Crystal Bowersox's aunt has a profile on S&M site Fetlife.com (clearly NSFW) and is whipping up the support for her niece, according to Radar Online. Her aunt, whose screen name is Sweet2U, posted:
“Hey guys if you watch idol I have a niece named Crystal Bowersox who has made it to the finals, wwooo hhoo. She is pretty and has dred-locks. you can see and hear her on UTUBE and go to Crystal Bowersox music. If you think she deserves it please vote for her, she has worked very hard to get this far and I am so very proud of her.”
So Crystal's probably unstoppable at least for a while. She's got the judges on her side, viewers, Diabetics, dirty hippies, and now the people into kinky sex. Well, that's just about all of America. Good thing we still have the fundies and tween girls voting for Tim and the Michael Jackson fans voting for Paige or we'd be SOL.
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sonr
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Posted: 3/13/2010 at 4:31 PM
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aren't michael jackson fans into kinky sex? oh, wait, sorry they just pedophiles. if paige goes, they might just switch to supporting Aaron, you know, because michael would have loved him
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Ravenbomb
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Posted: 3/13/2010 at 5:02 PM
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Location: Home is where you're happy
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When I first read the headline I thought it was going to be Crystal having a Fetlife profile. Eh, close enough I suppose.
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Underwhelmed
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Posted: 3/13/2010 at 5:12 PM
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I think it's best for Crystal Bowersox to place second. That way, she can showcase her talent just enough before being sucked into the Idol machine.
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Leopard Attack
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Posted: 3/13/2010 at 5:40 PM
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Location: Waiting to Pounce!
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I actually think that this was very nice of Auntie Mistress. It's one of the more genuine, positive vote-pimping statements out there. If Crystal makes it to the top two, she should give a shout-out to all of her voters from the fetish websites. Adam Lambert will be so jealous.
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SeverusSnapeFan
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Posted: 3/13/2010 at 5:43 PM
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Location: Atlanta, Ga
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Most Christians I know are into kinky sex. They just hide it. We may already be SOL.
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joeyharmonic
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Posted: 3/13/2010 at 6:12 PM
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Laconic Bastard
Location: Purrfect's catnip stash
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Crystal is probably wishing her Kinky Aunt had kept her big, pierced, mouth shut.
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porksword
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Posted: 3/13/2010 at 6:18 PM
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Location: In a tree
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What are the odds that Kara is a member.
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Pinkpride
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Posted: 3/13/2010 at 6:34 PM
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Location: In your room, plotting your demise.
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I fucking love this girl. Kinky sex ftw. 
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ari_of_light
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Posted: 3/13/2010 at 6:35 PM
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Location: Crystal Lake
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Quote "Leopard Attack": I actually think that this was very nice of Auntie Mistress. It's one of the more genuine, positive vote-pimping statements out there. If Crystal makes it to the top two, she should give a shout-out to all of her voters from the fetish websites. Adam Lambert will be so jealous. Bet Adam Lambert just signed up. He's a joiner, not a leader.
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batgirl_STL
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Posted: 3/13/2010 at 7:32 PM
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Location: St. Louis
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Whoa! Good luck with this endorsement, Crystal. Hope it works for ya.
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