Paige Miles Has A Throat Infection... Well There's Our Ace in the Hole

Posted by thefunnystone on Monday, March 15, 2010 at 10:07 PM EDT
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We're selecting our top 12 pick for Idol tomorrow. Tim Urban is the frontrunner of course, but in case he lets us down, it looks like our runner up is an ace in the hole. Paige Miles just tweeted:

In rehearsals but I have completely lost my voice! Throat infection :( Let’s hope for a miraculous recovery by tomorrow night!

VFTW Victory! Paige, this is your chance to just say F U to the show and go out in a blaze of glory. In case Tim hasn't selected Jumpin' Jack Flash yet, we're sure it's still available. Jumpin' Jack Flash + Throat Infection = P E R F E C T I O N.

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SimonLector
Posted: 3/15/2010 at 10:21 PM Reply with quote
Location: California

Are they plotting to bring back Lily?

Analog_Kid
Posted: 3/15/2010 at 10:22 PM Reply with quote
Location: Middletown

Maybe she can sing one of their instrumentals.

Tatiana

Or maybe just choose a Keith Richards-fronted song. She probably won't sound any worse than him.

randomx6
Posted: 3/15/2010 at 10:29 PM Reply with quote
Location: NYC

Throat infection? That can only help her voice...

SPOON
Posted: 3/15/2010 at 10:42 PM Reply with quote
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Paige! Gargle with warm salty water. It will reduce the inflammation and soothe your sore throat.

Analog_Kid
Posted: 3/15/2010 at 11:07 PM Reply with quote
Location: Middletown

^^ Warm, salty... water??

garth
Posted: 3/15/2010 at 11:30 PM Reply with quote
Location: Maryland

Wow. This is just like that episode of the Brady Bunch where Peter's voice changed the night before the big audition. Hopefully she'll be just plucky enough to pull this one off.

And I hope Tim does "Sister Morphine".

Razzpaddle
Posted: 3/15/2010 at 11:42 PM Reply with quote
Location: Deep inside your mind, inappropriately touching your inner child

NO.

'Brown Sugar'.

She can put it in some tea with lemon too.

snooze
Posted: 3/15/2010 at 11:46 PM Reply with quote

I'm all for voting for Paige in the name of VFTW but it kinda takes the fun out of it if she is sick. I think we should concentrate on Tim.

misterslippery
Posted: 3/16/2010 at 12:23 AM Reply with quote
Legend In My Own Mind Location: The Other Plane

Quote "Analog_Kid":
^^ Warm, salty... water??

Sucking off Simon or Randy would probably be more productive

joeyharmonic
Posted: 3/16/2010 at 12:37 AM Reply with quote
Laconic Bastard Location: Purrfect's catnip stash

No worries about losing your voice, Paige: just tell the Judges that Whispery is a form of singing.

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