Kristy Lee Cook Gets Advice from Tanya Tucker

KKKristy needs to show more boob. She should follow the example Haley set last year - hems go up, more boob is shown. That's how you get votes! That, and adding more yodelling to the Beatles.

It makes me shudder to think that one day I might have to vote for KKKristy.

"Kristy is a failed season performer that still doesn't know how to dress herself or stand like a woman. Her singing doesn't help her either."

Comment on TMZ, the official hang-out for music critics.

And that's why our girl Kristy is VFTW-material!

"Even though she's a plant, Kristy remains first in line for our support if Amanda suddenly says goodbye, chile."

Sadly, she will be eliminated long before Amanda.

KKKristy may hang on because Cha-Cha-Keezey blew his Beatles load last week. If he tries to go the gimmick route again he will be buried!! KKKristy just needs to sing the song straight and she may survive! Amanda will come out and rock the Chile's house!! No gimmicks. She just needs to be her! she is loved by her fans and is the hands on choice for VFTW because she is so outside of what Idol stands for....

It is no joke that flaunting some T&;A will keep her around! And isn't it precious that her boyfriend recently gave her a promise ring?!

What do KKKristy Lee Cook, Tanya Tucker, and Catherine the Great all have in common?

Each could only be fully satisfied by the strong yet tender love that only a good horse can give. It truly explains why KKKristy walks around the stage all bow-legged.

The funniest thing about her is that she is SO awful not even the people who's mission it is to vote for the WORST will vote for her. Bless her heart.

Clitsy Pee Puke is by far worse than Amanda. At least Amanda is something interesting to follow on the show, not like the silly little twat crusty Kristy.

Poor girl, when will she be voted off? And when will VFTW properly support Amanda and slag off the slag Kristy?

Having Krusty Lee Puke in the bottom 2 was just torture cause she stayed, but hopefully not the first of many times, hopefully the first of one more time then she's out.

Don't lke her one bit.

Jason, Brooke, Michael, David C, Carly and Amanda by far the stand outs.

I simply can't ever vote for this gal in any way shape or form. Please, don't make me...

God, what was more shocking about this story...she gets advice from Tanya Tucker, or Tanya's only advice is 'Be yourself'???

Tanya, with all due respect, she MUTILATED a beautiful song. When people say go country, I don't think they mean Bluegrass or whatever that shlock was. Your advice to KKK should be the same advice someone gave to Homer Simpson -- figure out what you REALLY want to do, then do the opposite of that.

Yes! Finally, some mention of that horrifying bowlegged stance. Thank you! It was so spastic and grotesque I had to cover my eyes, but too funny not to peek at between my fingers.

From the merciless slaughter of Eight Days A Week, to that phony eardrum puncturing twang, right down to her inbred half sparrow/half pug pinchfaced redneck look, not to mention the racist confederate flag video, this girl is definitely worster material.

Fortunately, I think she'll be going back to Kentuckahoma, or where ever the hell she oozed from, this week, so with any luck I'll never be forced to vote for her. I think I could do it, but it would be hard to dial and vomit simultaneously.