Paula Abdul Took Our Advice and Got Out of the Star Search Gig

Posted by thefunnystone on Thursday, March 18, 2010 at 9:08 PM EDT
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Whew! That was close. Entertainment Weekly was reporting that Paula Abdul was set to host and judge a reboot of Star Search. After we posted our objections and told her it would be smart to wait for X Factor so she could entertain us much more, EW now reports that Paula is now backing out of the deal. See, even judges read VFTW. We know what's good for you. We try to warn contestants about psycho Idol fans too. Speaking of which, Siobhan Magnus, watch your back. The Sparkle Cows are coming for you. Spray them with bacon grease.


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Smartie
Posted: 3/18/2010 at 11:08 PM Reply with quote
Anorexia Face Location: are they ceiling Lauren fat?? :O

And the freaks are now writing porn about Siobhan and Didi Barf

This is why we mock you, frauen.
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dtox
Posted: 3/18/2010 at 11:16 PM Reply with quote
Location: Netflix!

Thank goodness. Another VFTW Victory Her antics are much more appropriate on X-Factor.



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Ceru
Posted: 3/19/2010 at 10:04 AM Reply with quote
Location: Megan Joy's lower intestine

"Spray them with bacon grease."

Ha! the smell alone of bacon grease would be too enticing to act as a repellent.

Siobhan/Didi porn fanfic... umm, why?
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chrocs
Posted: 3/19/2010 at 12:39 PM Reply with quote
Location: Mexico

Sparkle Cows writing prOn about two females only shows how boring the guys are this year. How long will it take a particularly non creative one to incorporate Ellen?

Brenna

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Rascal
Posted: 3/19/2010 at 1:27 PM Reply with quote

Frauen are so disgusting! I will never understand why write stuff like that? Barf
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Tim "Jah" Urban
Posted: 3/19/2010 at 2:21 PM Reply with quote
Location: Under his thumb

Just wondering why there's no cow-love for Simon/Ryan fanfic? Make-up sodomy and stuff like that?
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Bibulus
Posted: 3/19/2010 at 2:53 PM Reply with quote
VFTW's Gardener Location: In a Van down by the River

They're too old. Sparkle Cows only spend their husbands pensions following contestants half their age.



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LadyGlambert
Posted: 3/20/2010 at 1:02 AM Reply with quote
Location: BAMF

Once you kill a cow, you have to make a burger.

But no matter what type of porn the frauen come up with this year...nothing, nothing beats this particular disturbing one with a threesome between Archuleta, Cook and Michael Johns. Barf


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