Our Evil Plan to Get Tim Urban More Votes Part 2

Posted by smarterthanpickler on Friday, March 19, 2010 at 9:54 PM EDT

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VFTW's evil plan of getting America's horny housewives and hormonal texting teens on our side by spreading pictures of Tim Urban shirtless has been working like a charm as Tim Urban is getting ready to be our pick for a fifth week! And now it's time to get another huge American Idol voting block onto our side, Fundie Christians. My fellow Brothers, our son Tim Urban went on some Mission thingy to South Africa to save the chillrun. Please join your fellow brothers at VFTW this coming Tuesday as we try to get our brother Timmy onto the American Idol Tour! Jesus would want you to. Please spread the word to everyone you know who loves a good Christian boy who goes on mission trips... Tim Urban is the only true believer left and Jesus wants him to win. What a nice guy!

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shredder

Posted: 3/19/2010 at 10:20 PM

Joined: March 2010 Location: Putoville

*sniff sniff*

God Bless America and Tim Urban

Randy < "dats right dawg!"

Analog_Kid

Posted: 3/19/2010 at 10:29 PM

Joined: April 2008 Location: Middletown

Muuuuuuuuuuuuahahahahahah!!! (rubs hands together).

drevil

Moxie

Posted: 3/19/2010 at 11:12 PM

Joined: May 2008 Location: Ohio

To quote from one of my all-time favorite TV shows, it's "a plan so cunning you could put a tail on it and call it a weasel."

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Smartie

Posted: 3/19/2010 at 11:12 PM

I Run This Joint! Joined: April 2007 Location: Tarding for Normund & Jackie

Won't somebody think of the chillrun?!

AllThatJazz

Posted: 3/19/2010 at 11:15 PM

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Smily face sticker on the child

Tatiana

SeverusSnapeFan

Posted: 3/19/2010 at 11:16 PM

Joined: April 2008 Location: Atlanta, Ga

I had an evil thought about sending an E-mail to TBN. Because Im stupid and I was wishing that they'd support him by announcing it on TV. Which most likely won't happen. Anyway, I found that they have a HUGE directory of Fundie web-sites and some have E-mail addresses. I'm going to e-mail the link to the Global Rebirth's My Space photo you provided, a link to the Global Rebirth Web site: http://www.globalrebirth.org and the link to the YouTube video of him at AMTC: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2SsH5FRoKq0 to as many sites as possible. If you want to help in this way you're free to use the wording in my original e-mail below. Here is the link to TBN's address book. http://www.tbn.org/index.php/9/4/A.html

Tim Urban is a contestant currently on American Idol. Tim is a good Christian boy who has been involved with Actors, Models, and Talent for Christ and Global Rebirth. Having the spotlight on such a wonderful role model will help shine God's light in dark places. Please pray that Tim that would have God's favor in this competition. The Idol tour will give him the finicial blessing and proper stage to help spread the WORD. Please vote for Tim and help a brother in Christ. I'm providing links where you can get more information about Tim.

I know this may never get announced at these Churches/Ministries. But if even the person who reads the E-mail is swayed it will increase his fan base. Don't worry about duplicates, if they get more than one *maybe* they'll take it seirously and not just delete it.

Ok, Go ahead and tell me how dumb this is. *sigh* I'm prepared for the name calling.

thefunnystone

Posted: 3/19/2010 at 11:27 PM