Vote for Kristy Lee Cook!

Posted by thefunnystone on Thursday, March 20, 2008 at 3:33 PM EDT
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Kristy Lee Cook is the new VFTW pick! Why? Well even we all hate the lying horse-selling skank who can't sing. And she's definitely musical wallpaper. Since our picks have been going home, we decided to pick her to ensure that the producers send her home in 10th place. We'll get to vote for her and have fun, but make sure she goes home as a hilarious twist. And if she stays? That'd be just as funny, as she's terrible and someone better would go home. So it's win-win. Either Kristy goes home because we've cursed her, since so many people hate her confederate flag posing, planty, lying ways. Or Kristy stays and we all laugh about it. We can't lose! Either way, it's going to be a hilarious week, so vote for Kristy.

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amanda_our_panda
Posted: 3/20/2008 at 3:44 PM Reply with quote
Location: mississippi

I just can't do it.

Svetlana-Ko
Posted: 3/20/2008 at 3:50 PM Reply with quote
Location: Chicago

*sigh* Will do.

Teddy Berra
Posted: 3/20/2008 at 3:53 PM Reply with quote
Location: The United States

Nice, I like the mind games you guys are playing.

letemily
Posted: 3/20/2008 at 3:55 PM Reply with quote
Location: USA

...but Chikezie got more votes than her in your poll. Let's vote for Chikezie instead!

Alli.
Posted: 3/20/2008 at 3:57 PM Reply with quote
Location: NJ

I can't stand to see her stay around for another week.

Megan.
Posted: 3/20/2008 at 4:05 PM Reply with quote

Boooo, shes too marketable.

I just don't think I can.

Mr_Glass
Posted: 3/20/2008 at 4:06 PM Reply with quote
Banned Location: NYC

No one can, that's VFTW gold!

Scott Baio
Posted: 3/20/2008 at 4:16 PM Reply with quote

It was inevitable. Nice caricature, although I think the horse should be underneath her, and she should be doing her awkward, bow-legged stage squat just above the horse's erect... well, you see where I'm going with this.

Horse porn!

Craptastic
Posted: 3/20/2008 at 4:19 PM Reply with quote

Yep, I'm gonna break ranks and vote for Chikezie too. I can't bring myself to actually cast a goddamn vote for that racist, boring redneck KKK bitch. But it's cool, she'll be voted off next week in spite of or because of VFTW, and everyone'll be happy.

bluemeanies
Posted: 3/20/2008 at 4:19 PM Reply with quote
Location: Virginia

Polls can be fixed and Dave always had the final say. Kristy was gaining due to argumentation and Jacuzzi's arguementation started seeming weak in comparison. People on the forums were changing their minds after thought. She is the right pick.

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