We mourn the loss of Tim Urban today as possibly the greatest VFTW pick of all time, lasting 9 weeks of pure awesomeness. But as always, we move forward and pick the next most entertainingly bad contestant. And there really isn't another choice for us besides Siobhan Magnus. This show has become so milquetoast with bland performances from the likes of Casey, Aaron, and Lee each week. The only Worster thing to look forward to is Siobhan's screeching, talking back to the judges in the slowest possible manner, strange outfits, and bipolar antics. She's been slowly but surely campaigning for our love for weeks, and it looks like it finally paid off. She's clearly one of the worst singers and she does the #1 thing that a VFTW pick has to do: entertain. So let's keep this girl on the show for at least another week or two, because whatever she picks for Shania Twain week, we know we're gonna love it. Caricature coming soon.
Also, please don't let all of the activity today take you away from bidding in our VFTW Relay for Life Charity Auction. It's for a great cause.
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PoopshipDestroyer
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Posted: 4/21/2010 at 11:51 PM
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fieldmi
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Posted: 4/22/2010 at 12:03 AM
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Too Deep For You
Location: Outstanding
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Conspiracy theory # 327: TPTB manipulated the voting because they think that their token C&W contestant, Aaron, will be better TV during Shania Twain week than our beloved Timmeh. I say we petishun to get Katie back so Simon can hear her doing a Shania Twain-wreck song.
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SkatzFanOff
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Posted: 4/22/2010 at 12:03 AM
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Quote "PoopshipDestroyer": As I've said, as a legit fan of her, I support this. More votes, more entertainment. And seeing your profile pic, I officially love you in a non-gay way.
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T.J.
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Posted: 4/22/2010 at 12:10 AM
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VFTW's Lifeguard
Location: Being so fucking done.
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Yes, I can see it now...bwahahahahahaha (I'm reeeeeaaaaallllyyy exhausted from these 10 PM rehearsals and I'm not quite sane at this point). And don't worry, next week I will be back to voting like hayell.
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Prime
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Posted: 4/22/2010 at 12:12 AM
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Funny how you say she is one of the worst singers yet she is one of only 3 contestants who has never been in the bottom 3.
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CynicalDog
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Posted: 4/22/2010 at 12:12 AM
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Location: Las Vegas, NV
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Happy with this pick, and can't wait for the caricature (hope it features Missy Elliot boots and butterflies, with perhaps the 'closer to heaven' Elvis hair). I do think you influence the results, and at the very least, you can raise Simon's blood pressure by getting Siobhan into the final two over one of his preordained "package artists".
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artvandelay
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Posted: 4/22/2010 at 12:14 AM
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Location: uranus
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BOOOOOOOOOO 
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yoshirox10
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Posted: 4/22/2010 at 12:15 AM
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Location: My Glassblowing Apprenticeship
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I love everything about Siobhan. As you said, her screeching, her sass, her strange yet amazing backtalk, her sense of style, etc. I look forward to voting my fingers off over the next few weeks. It'll be "wicked cool". 
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kcostell
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Posted: 4/22/2010 at 12:15 AM
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Location: Georgia
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Quote "Prime": Funny how you say she is one of the worst singers yet she is one of only 3 contestants who has never been in the bottom 3. And Sanjaya avoided the bottom 3 for seven of his first eight weeks on the show. Your point?
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spoiler
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Posted: 4/22/2010 at 12:17 AM
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Location: ohio
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This is going to be fucking HILARIOUS! 
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