Kelly Clarkson - Wash, Rinse, and Repeat

Posted by thefunnystone on Thursday, May 06, 2010 at 7:53 PM EDT
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A new Kelly Clarkson song leaked called "Wash, Rinse, Repeat". Clearly the song is about Ryan Tedder and his factory of terrible songs that she recorded one of ("Already Gone"). If she's recording a bad pop song to mock bad pop songs, it's interesting in that respect. But we think even she could be a bit more clever about it. Hey anyone that mocks cookie cutter music that Idol pops out is alright in our book though. So overall, win for Kelly. Just as long as this is just for fun and not on the next album.

bluegenie
Posted: 5/6/2010 at 8:21 PM Reply with quote

Is anyone else tired of her whining? She's a terrible songwriter- she got to release what she wanted on that flop 'My December'- none of it was particularly original or memorable and the tunes were awful-

leahtheleah
Posted: 5/6/2010 at 8:34 PM Reply with quote
Location: Iowa

Yeah, her song writing is pretty cheese. I still can't get over the fact that there's auto-tune being used. I thought she was better than that, and it's a dying trend. Bye.

andtoto2
Posted: 5/6/2010 at 8:59 PM Reply with quote
Location: Out west

This is what Casey needs to do... wash, rinse, repeat. Please.

And ditch the shaggy beard. He's looking more like the caricature every day. He started out pretty nice looking..... what are they doing to him?

calitox1990
Posted: 5/6/2010 at 9:13 PM Reply with quote
Location: Venezuela

"We will change a note and get away with it (wait and see)"

They just changed a couple of notes of "Since U Been Gone" and called the "new" song "My Life Would Suck Without You" and suddenly another #1 hit.. Surprise!

"Does it sound familiar, does it linger in your ear like something you remember from just last year?"

People only liked MLWSWY because it reminded them of SUBG.. I don't think the main problem are the bad pop songs.. It's the fact the they re-write the same song over and over again.. It's embarrasing!

QueenForADay
Posted: 5/6/2010 at 10:24 PM Reply with quote
Location: Guuuurrrrl, Pleaseville

She's the one who crawled back to the safety of Clive Davis's wrinkly, sagging arms and got another big album. Boo Hoo.

dlfatd
Posted: 5/6/2010 at 10:30 PM Reply with quote

Nice picture of her too bad she doesn't look like that any more.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WnVeoHZSB3Y



Last edited by dlfatd on 5/6/2010 at 10:33 PM
TheDancingCookie
Posted: 5/6/2010 at 10:33 PM Reply with quote
Location: The Isle of Hate

Good advice for Crystal.

calitox1990
Posted: 5/6/2010 at 10:57 PM Reply with quote
Location: Venezuela

Quote "leahtheleah":
I still can't get over the fact that there's auto-tune being used. I thought she was better than that, and it's a dying trend. Bye.

I think it makes it even more shittier. Which is genious. I think Kelly is a singer that hates the crappy music RCA gives her, knows no one likes the music she writes and wishes she could come up with something good. Like someone said Crystal should hear this song and then shoot herself

bluegenie
Posted: 5/6/2010 at 11:40 PM Reply with quote

The auto-tune is there because she's trying to bash people who use auto-tune, it's part of the song - she doesn't want to leave any head unclubbed. It's a nice touch to the song itself but she's so bitter and jaded and she really has no right to be since they let her put out the album she wanted last time.

T.J.
Posted: 5/6/2010 at 11:50 PM Reply with quote
VFTW's Lifeguard Location: Doing an Awkward Elbow Dance.

I'd personally like to see her make fun of Kara and her songwriting. Maybe to the tune of "Terrified" in particular.

The chorus could go:

Don't sing it again

That trainwreck of a song

Every note

Makes me feel more insane

I'm at the edge of my hope for life

The noose is already hanging rounds my neck

And b-i-i-i-itch can't sing

And b-i-i-i-itch can't write a song

I will say this

Only one time

She's a horny broad

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