Oh Well, Bye Bye Casey - Vote for the Worst Encourages a Lee DeWyze Victory

Well, we tried to get Casey into the finale and it didn't happen. But great try, everyone. Now that we're down to Crystal and Lee, VFTW just has to take sides. Honestly, we can't go wrong, as both of the final 2 will not become pop stars. They may both rival Taylor Hicks as the worst winner. But we've chosen a side for the finale... Lee, the off-key paint salesman.

At first glance, this may seem odd since the judges are having spontaneous orgasms everytime Lee sings. But it's an obvious pick for us. Lee DeWyze has no charisma and absolutely cannot sing on key. We wonder if the judges are playing a trick on  America by complimenting a terrible singer to see if people will believe them even in ridiculous circumstances. No one with any taste thinks Lee can sing. It's a proven fact. Look up anyone who is amazed by Lee's voice. Their IQ is probably bordering on the retardation range.

Crystal's performances have been great to mediocre all season. Lee is mediocre at best and hasn't had a single performance where he sang every note in the same key. Crystal has about no train wreck potential, but Lee has given us some awful performances (bagpipes and You're Still The One, anyone?) and will probably continue to do so. So the judges love Lee? Let's give the show the third boring, non-threatening white male light rock winner in 3 years. The guy sucks ass, he'll sound terrible during the after show interview segments, he'll put out a terrible album, and he'll make just as much money for Idol as David Cook and Kris Allen have (not much).

So even though Crystal would've made a good caricature, the girl actually has talent and we can't support something like that while the awful paint salesman is still around. The best way to help the show die is to give them Lee DeWyze as the winner. He's obviously the worst if you ask anyone, so he has to win.