Announcing the 2010 Whatevia Awards Nominees

Posted by thefunnystone on Monday, June 07, 2010 at 8:36 PM EDT
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Every year Vote for the Worst hosts the Whatevia Awards, where we honor the moments of American Idol that made us cheer and made the average viewers cry. Leading the pack with an impressive 6 nominations is loveably clueless beefcake Tim Urban, followed by the delightful Haeley Vaughn at 4 nominations. So click Read More to check out the nominees and then vote for who you think should win. Voting will remain open until Monday, June 14 at 11 PM Eastern. The winners will be announced live on VFTW Radio's Live Whatevia Awards broadcast on June 16, 2010. It's the only awards show of the season where the word "fuck" is used more than the word "thank."

 

Whatevia Awards 2010 Nominees

1. Favorite VFTW Contestant
Casey James
Siobhan Magnus
Paige Miles
Tim Urban
Haeley Vaughn

2. Favorite VFTW Performance by a Lead Karaoke Singer (Finalist)
Paige Miles - Against All Odds
Paige Miles - Smile
Tim Urban - Apologize
Tim Urban - Crazy Little Thing Called Love
Tim Urban - Sweet Love

3. Favorite VFTW Performance by a Supporting Karaoke Singer (Non-Finalist)
Todrick Hall - Since U Been Gone
Jermaine Sellers - Get Here
Haeley Vaughn - The Climb
Haeley Vaughn - I Want to Hold Your Hand
Antonio "Skii Bo Ski" Wheeler - I Heard it Through the Grapevine

4. Favorite VFTW Performance by a Karaoke Group or Duo
Destiny's Wild - Bad Romance
Lee DeWyze with Chicago -  Chicago medley
Top 5 Singers - Sinatra medley
Top 12 Singers with Alice Cooper - School's Out
Top 24 Singers - American Boy

5. Favorite Awful Wardrobe Choice by a Karaoke Singer
Tyler Grady rehearses for his top 24 performance in his bathrobe
Casey James' exact mimic of Danny Gokey's "Dream On" wardrobe for his "Blue Skies" performance
Siobhan Magnus's butterfly outfit for her "When You Believe" performance
Jermaine Sellers's onesie before his "What's Going On" performance
Haeley Vaughn's nurse outfit with giant hair flower for her "I Want to Hold Your Hand" performance

6. Favorite Direction from a Karaoke Judge or Mentor
Harry Connick Jr. chides the judges for the use of the word "pitchy"
Simon Cowell says it doesn't matter what he says anymore after Tim sings "Sweet Love"
Ellen DeGeneres says, "Yes, I really have loved a woman."
Kara DioGuardi asks why Tim laughs so much and he owns her with his response
Katy Perry mocks Kara and tells Chris Golighty that this isn't a Lifetime movie

7. Favorite American Idol Alumni Train Wreck Song Release
Antonella Barba - Jersey Girl
Danny Gokey - It's Only
Adam Lambert - For Your Entertainment
Adam Lambert - Whataya Want From Me
We Are the Fallen - Bury Me Alive

8. Favorite American Idol Alumni Moment of the Year
Kris Allen taunts the Sparkle Cows on Twitter
Kelly Clarkson calls out Ryan Tedder for writing the same song for her and Beyonce
Editor in Chief of Out Magazine Calls Adam Out for Wanting to Not Be "Too Gay" in the Same Issue Where Adam Appears on the Cover
Adam Lambert's American Music Awards performance ruins his career
Nick Mitchell releases his "Bitchslap!" music video

9. VFTW Moment of the Year
Crystal Bowersox gives VTW a shoutout on the official American Idol Facebook
Chris Golightly is disqualified from Idol
Todrick Hall calls the VFTW Radio show and Deb goes off
Alex Lambert, Lilly Scott, and Katelyn Epperly are eliminated while many awful people make it to the top 12
Tim Urban breaks the American Idol VFTW longevity streak

10. Favorite Piece of Hate Mail


Why do you people waste time making fun of idols? I completely understand, I mean, it's a pagan blasphemy, but don't you have jobs? or education? this is a second world country and it is a priority to make money. You know why? because these children have hopes and dreams and by not voting for the ones with real dreams like Aaron Kelly or katie stevens you're demoting them and making them miserable. How dare you bully young children, it's so pathetic. I am a mother of four, and my children are higly scared and offended. They think that you're going to throw tomatoes at them! This is evil and demeaning of you, so I hope an aura of karma and shame kills you all, because this is so so so so wrong and you should be jailed.
-Amy


TYou losers are playing games with someones lofe. I bet you were bullies and don't care about anything but you warped sense of fun. Well its someones LIFE you Aholes!"
-KAC


after adam lambert lost american idol this DOUCHE at my school told us about you MOTHERFUCKERS and how YOU made him win, i told my sister julie about it and she CRIED like so hard and shes been depressed for like MONTHS now and its BECAUSE of you douches, i no your all smiley right now and are like, 'hahaha this girl is stupid' but im not, im smart and i KNOW that you KNOW that deep down in your goddammed HEART that you know ADAM should have won because you dont REALLY think kris shouldve won and you KNOW that its because of you that julie is sad and stuff and its your fault, i hope you read this and you HER me loud and clear cuz julie's sad STILL but dont think im NOT sad about kris winning im like relly pissed at you but more importantly im disappointed that GOD would create you guys because he makes all things with a PURPOSE but i dont see a purpose in you guys your just sitting around all day jacking off to like porn and stuff cuz you CANT get a girl and you live in your moms house and shes old, and by the way im petitioning american idol to see if they could get adam lambert back on americn idol or something so they can FAIRLY judge it and your votes wont count and one of the producers said they liked the idea so you just wait cuz youve lost your voting priveleges FOR GOOD hahahaha
-Memory


i have noticed too many negativity on the site. i mean, a few good jokes here and there are funny, but somethings do cross the line. you guys need to get a life ... it was funny at first but now ... eh. your votes don't really make a difference. otherwise you would have had a long-running pick by now. (tim urban is only because he is the only good looking guy left) and obviously in a site full of gay effeminate men, you'd go with tim urban. if he sang good, you'd probably still pick him in hopes that he'd want to fuck any of you ... which he won't. love how racist all of you are ... for a community that is mostly targeted and criticized, you guys do sure support other forms of hate. aren't homophobia and racism both forms of hate? for a site full of those who criticize others' looks way too much and their weight, i'm surprised that none show their face. hmm. you'd think that dave would especially be quite the looker but instead we got a bald fatass with crooked teeth who probably wishes tim urban would fuck him (as well as all of the other effeminate men i've noticed on the site ... mostly all of them) i hope my email doesn't offend all you fags haha. look forward to hearing your response!
-Mrs. Cookie


You guys are the worst! I bet you people are obese drop- outs who never had girl friends and still live with your parent. The fact that you voted out Tyler Grady and Joe and say that they are terrible singers make you douches and stupid and you people suck! I wish your website shuts down and I hope you people would stop ruining reality shows which has dreams and has real life people who have purposes! Unlike you drop out racist and discriminative monkeys!!
-Patricia


11. Favorite Photochop



thefunnystone
Posted: 6/7/2010 at 8:50 PM Reply with quote
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Zeek
Posted: 6/7/2010 at 9:09 PM Reply with quote

That was easy. I forgot about Haeley Vaughn as a nurse. Laugh

firstinspace
Posted: 6/7/2010 at 10:02 PM Reply with quote

Voting done! Not to sway anybody, but lofe rocks!

islandgirly
Posted: 6/7/2010 at 10:21 PM Reply with quote
Location: over there

All of the nominated moments almost made me fondly look back on season 9. Then I remembered what a shitfest it was.

annielynn
Posted: 6/7/2010 at 10:39 PM Reply with quote
Location: Cowboy Junction

I wonder how pissed off Mrs. Frau Cookie would be if her mail bag letter won? Or would she be flattered? Pickler

Moxie
Posted: 6/7/2010 at 11:08 PM Reply with quote
Location: In the icebox.

Man. I wanted to vote for several of the nominees in several categories. AI gives us another craptastic season of "entertainment".Clap

silverstone
Posted: 6/8/2010 at 12:23 AM Reply with quote
Location: Right beside you...

Wow...so many horribly happy memories of AI. I wonder, if they do have the rocker guy who was on the finale with the blonde hair who's name escapes me now...must be because of all the other fine memories..., if they have him as a judge, which he claimed at a concert recently, would we pick on another show? WTF is his name again? Uh...I hate brain cramps...:(

houster
Posted: 6/8/2010 at 6:15 AM Reply with quote
Location: Long Island, New York

While I voted for the vomit scene for best chop, I think the one with Madame shining Timmeh's shoes was the best. Honorable mention: Siobhan giving birth.

Underrated VFTW performance: Andrew Garcia, I Heard It Through The Grapevine

IdolInTheSky
Posted: 6/8/2010 at 7:32 AM Reply with quote
8 Hurricanes Later Location: Down here making Ryan feel taller

I know there is such bounty of chops from which to choose, but I really do have to give props to the Some Girls chop, which I think is the greatest chop of all time. Clap

Craptastic
Posted: 6/8/2010 at 8:59 AM Reply with quote

The chop this season that made me laugh the most isn't nominated, so I'll write it in: Jamie Fox holding up "Ham" and "Cheese" t-shirts.

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Last edited by Craptastic on 6/8/2010 at 8:59 AM

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