Tim Urban Wins Big at the 2010 Whatevia Awards

By WHATEVIA SANTIAGO, AP Awards Show Correpondent – Wed Jun 16, 11:54 pm ET

Tim Urban may not like Vote for the Worst, but the site proved they loved him tonight at the 2010 Whatevia Awards. Urban swept the awards, winning the 3 major categories: VFTW Moment of the Year, Favorite VFTW Contestant, and Favorite VFTW Performance by a Lead Karaoke Singer. The night's other big winner, Adam Lambert, cleaned up in the alumni categories by winning Favorite American Idol Alumni Moment of the Year and Favorite American Idol Alumni Train Wreck Song Release for his American Music Awards performance and his single "For Your Entertainment" respectively.

When asked what this moment meant to him, Urban said, "I'm not excited I was nominated for any awards. It's not anything anybody should be proud of. I have no comment." After hearing Urban's acceptance speech, Vote for the Worst site founder Dave Della Terza then gave Urban another award just for the heck of it. Lambert was too busy taking a cheese grater to his face to offer a quote.

Other winners included cute-as-a-button Idol contestant Haeley Vaughn's performance of "I Wanna Hold Your Hand" in the Favorite VFTW Performance by a Supporting Karaoke Singer category, Katy Perry's mocking of Kara DioGuardi in the Favorite Direction by a Karaoke Judge or Mentor category, and Siobhan Magnus's butterfly outfit in the Favorite Awful Wardrobe Choice by a Karaoke Singer category.

Lee DeWyze also pulled off his first and likely only award win in the Favorite VFTW Performance by a Karaoke Group or Duo with his finale medley with the band Chicago.

A surprise award called the Lifetime Achievement Award of Suck was given to Constantine Maroulis for his efforts at making a complete fool of himself everywhere he goes. In honor of being the first recipient of the award, Vote for the Worst's founders are renaming the award the Constantine Maroulis Lifetime Achivement Award of Suck. Maroulis celebrated by giving gonorrhea to an 18 year old female fan.

Other shocking wins included Hanson's Danny Gokey babies chop and Mrs. Cookie's hate mail letter. It is also rumored that Crystal Bowersox actually bathed and washed her hair to attend the awards ceremony, hoping to win for her VTW shoutout. She was happy for Urban though, saying, "Hey at least he doesn't have to sign this fucking 19 Entertainment contract. He's just lucky all around, isn't he?"

The Whatevia Awards take place every year on the Vote for the Worst website to honor and award the entertaining moments that the site's viewers loved but America hated. Magnus summed up the importance of winning her award best by saying, "Blarghalarrrzzzzz!!!!!!"

The complete list of winners is available by clicking "read more."

1. Favorite VFTW Contestant: Tim Urban

2. Favorite VFTW Performance by a Lead Karaoke Singer: Tim Urban - Crazy Little Thing Called Love

3. Favorite VFTW Performance by a Supporting Karaoke Singer: Haeley Vaughn - I Want to Hold Your Hand

4. Favorite VFTW Performance by a Karaoke Group or Duo: Lee DeWyze with Chicago -  Chicago medley

5. Favorite Awful Wardrobe Choice by a Karaoke Singer: Siobhan Magnus's butterfly outfit for her "When You Believe" performance

6. Favorite Direction from a Karaoke Judge or Mentor: Katy Perry mocks Kara and tells Chris Golighty that this isn't a Lifetime movie

7. Favorite American Idol Alumni Train Wreck Song Release: Adam Lambert - For Your Entertainment

8. Favorite American Idol Alumni Moment of the Year: Adam Lambert's American Music Awards performance ruins his career

9. VFTW Moment of the Year: Tim Urban breaks the American Idol VFTW longevity streak

10. Favorite Piece of Hate Mail:
i have noticed too many negativity on the site. i mean, a few good jokes here and there are funny, but somethings do cross the line. you guys need to get a life ... it was funny at first but now ... eh. your votes don't really make a difference. otherwise you would have had a long-running pick by now. (tim urban is only because he is the only good looking guy left) and obviously in a site full of gay effeminate men, you'd go with tim urban. if he sang good, you'd probably still pick him in hopes that he'd want to fuck any of you ... which he won't. love how racist all of you are ... for a community that is mostly targeted and criticized, you guys do sure support other forms of hate. aren't homophobia and racism both forms of hate? for a site full of those who criticize others' looks way too much and their weight, i'm surprised that none show their face. hmm. you'd think that dave would especially be quite the looker but instead we got a bald fatass with crooked teeth who probably wishes tim urban would fuck him (as well as all of the other effeminate men i've noticed on the site ... mostly all of them) i hope my email doesn't offend all you fags haha. look forward to hearing your response!

-Mrs. Cookie

11. Lifetime Achievement Award of Suck: Constantine Maroulis

12. Favorite Photochop: Danny Gokey Babies by Hanson