Good Grief...Jessica Simpson To Become A Judge On American Idol?

Posted by smarterthanpickler on Wednesday, July 28, 2010 at 3:12 PM EDT
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Life & Style Magazine is reporting that Jessica Simpson has had multiple talks with American Idol producer Ken Warwick to become a judge on the show. Can Jessica even spell judge? One could see how she'd be a good replacement for Paula in that they both can't complete a coherent sentence but Jessica's going to have to drink a whole lot of booze and pop a whole bunch of pills to fill our precious Paula's shoes.

Expect the rumors to really pick up as American Idol quickly approaches decision time. All we know for sure is that next season is going to be a total train wreck, and VFTW will be there to laugh at it!

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smarterthanpickler
Posted: 7/28/2010 at 3:16 PM Reply with quote
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And it looks like Kara may be out as judge.

Hey Kara, don't let the door hit your ass on the way out. Brenna

fcktoob2009
Posted: 7/28/2010 at 3:44 PM Reply with quote
Location: Ryan's Closet

KaKa has won a Latin Grammy? That is her claim to fame?

Laugh

I think Simpson would be hilarious. Like Pauler without the drug budget.

Paula

Keepo
Posted: 7/28/2010 at 3:52 PM Reply with quote
Location: Stuck in video game hell with a broken keyboard...

Nigel + chicken of the sea - dogface = VFTW Victory

Smartie
Posted: 7/28/2010 at 5:08 PM Reply with quote
Anorexia Face Location: are they ceiling Lauren fat?? :O

Wooohooo! Clap

Yellow Ranger
Posted: 7/28/2010 at 5:25 PM Reply with quote

I could see her pulling a Pauler, reading the wrong card and criticizing songs that haven't been sung yet on a weekly basis. VFTW Victory

hahaTatiana

She's gonna be barking mad when she hears about this.

Mapa3m
Posted: 7/28/2010 at 5:25 PM Reply with quote
Location: Imaginationland

Kara might have been the stupidest bitch to judge Idol to date, but Jessica is going to take STUPID to an entirely new level. I smell a great VFTW season.

daryair
Posted: 7/28/2010 at 5:39 PM Reply with quote
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OMG this picture is hilarious! I can always count on you guys for the laugh of the day. Thanks VFTWers! Laugh

AnoopDog IdolNaire
Posted: 7/28/2010 at 5:47 PM Reply with quote
Location: The US of A

Quote "smarterthanpickler":
And it looks like Kara may be out as judge.

Hey Kara, don't let the door hit your ass on the way out. Brenna

Fuck yeah! Clap

and jessica fucking simpson out of all people

this season will be a fucking riot

Reesnixon
Posted: 7/28/2010 at 6:11 PM Reply with quote

This is great news. My dream panel is:

Paula Abdul - The Drunk Judge

Whitney Houston - The Batshit Crazy Judge

Jessica Simpson - The Dumber than Driftwood Judge

JohnnyDrama
Posted: 7/28/2010 at 6:35 PM Reply with quote
PaPa Fuck B**bs Location: Locked in a thread! Get me out of here!!

I have been calling for Jessica Simpson as soon as Simon quit! Now all they need is Chris Rock or P Diddy!!! Fuck Randy's contract... buy him out!! Ellen too... give that whole panel an enema!! Laugh Randy

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